2017-12-06 at 1:28 AM UTC
Its not gonna be one of those weird $60 Christmas packages I'm always hearing about, is it?
2017-12-06 at 1:59 AM UTC
I met the Filipino version of hydro today at work. She told me that she's not looking for a real relationship, just sex. Told me about how dating works in her country and used me and her as an example instead of going third person narrator. Then she invited me over to her place for beer later this week. I swear I didn't do anything to deserve this. Not sure what to do with it because I don't really want random pussy right now.
2017-12-06 at 2:12 AM UTC
It won't be. What it will be is really good
2017-12-06 at 2:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
I met the Filipino version of hydro today at work. She told me that she's not looking for a real relationship, just sex. Told me about how dating works in her country and used me and her as an example instead of going third person narrator. Then she invited me over to her place for beer later this week. I swear I didn't do anything to deserve this. Not sure what to do with it because I don't really want random pussy right now.
I am reminded of pussy I could have had or flat out turned down and when I am in need it keeps me up at night thing of the nuts that could have been! Don't be like me and live with regrets.
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2017-12-06 at 2:14 AM UTC
RNS, do it or else regret it when lying next to your wife who steady gains 10 lbs per year.
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2017-12-06 at 2:23 AM UTC
Nah I'm the same way Glamorous. I have a few "booty call bitches" that I can ignore for months at a time but they'll answer at the drop of a hat if I'm ever in the mood for some spur of the moment pipe laying.
The thing is, I'm usually not. Like, hardly ever. I just don't care anymore. But it's nice to have it on standby. The right thing to do is at least hit it once, so she knows what she's getting.
I guess that also depends on what you've got to give.
2017-12-06 at 2:25 AM UTC
LOL mmQ is implying he has a big penis. Okay bud, let's see it.
2017-12-06 at 2:25 AM UTC
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2017-12-06 at 2:55 AM UTC
aldra
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that looks like someone's used it as a lawnmower bag
fuckin yuck
2017-12-06 at 3:17 AM UTC
aaaahhhhh
^ relaxing, screaming, moaning, or realization?
2017-12-06 at 3:23 AM UTC
So earlier at the McDonald's drive thru, the total is $3.01, and my cousin gives the woman a ten and goes to reach for change saying "I got a penny." She goes, "Don't worry about it," so he says alright. Then she fucking gives him 6 dollars and ninety-nine fucking cents. I was cracking up so hard at his expression and him going "The fuck, man?" as we pulled away. People are dumb. Nigga wanted his seven bucks. Why the fuck did she tell him not to worry about the penny if she was gonna go and give him fuckin 99 cents?
