2017-10-31 at 3:09 AM UTC
whats the pay for that job? i worked at a cafe and made like 17 an hour with tips, it was pretty nice
2017-10-31 at 3:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
"I asked her if I could fart and she told me to go outside. I spread my cheeks and eased it out. It stank."
Lol! I was on track to being a homeless guy that had a meth comedown all night in a tree then first thing in the morning walked to the library and smoked a couple butts out of the ashtray, then a 300 lb black chick would walk by and I'd be like dammmnnn.. then follow her to the DVDs and spit game
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2017-10-31 at 3:33 AM UTC
I'll come back to this in the morning I underestimated this interaction and feel like I might die right now so bedtime it is
2017-10-31 at 3:35 AM UTC
4.25/hour plus tips and 20% of all food sales.
And it's not really kosher, just kosher-style. Meaning they use kosher producers and a lot of the foods come from jedi tradition. Day three name and describe eleven sandwiches, and some other questions. Day four, name and describe the other 17 numbered sandwiches. Day five, describe all the different kinda hot dogs and burgers, describe the sides, describe in detail dinner suggestions (dinner suggestions alone is 13 items). Day 6, describe seven breakfasts, answer some questions about baked goods, list omelettes and sides, describe in detail four omelettes, list the 14 kid's entrees and 11 kid's sides. Day seven, list and describe the eight cakes and pies, describe seven desserts, list 6 fountain sodas, 12 draught beers, 12 bottle beers, list five of a certain brand sodas, name 7 caffeine-free sodas, 6 juices. Day eight, 6 pages of policies and procedures questions. Have to get 90% or better, or get sent home and get one more chance to retake that section the next day and only get a second chance one time (through the whole eight days).
Is it just me, or is this fucking crazy?
2017-10-31 at 3:39 AM UTC
Lmao wait 20% of food sales? Bruh you would be making stripper cash if that were the case
2017-10-31 at 3:41 AM UTC
Yeah wtf kinda shit is that?
2017-10-31 at 3:45 AM UTC
And it's not a huge restaurant. There are like 30 tables if you count the ones outside on the patio, and it's not usually filled up. But yeah he made it sound like there's decent money to be made. And it's a relative's spouse that got me in with the job, so I'm wanting to give it a shot. I bussed there a few years ago when it wasn't full-service.
2017-10-31 at 4:01 AM UTC
Lol yea 2%. A big difference. 20% and you'd be making fucking bank and memorizing that shit would be worth it but probably not for what they're paying unless the tips happen to be phenomenal, which I'm guessing they're going to be mediocre at best.
2017-10-31 at 4:04 AM UTC
Oh whoops, I definitely meant 2%.
2017-10-31 at 4:57 AM UTC
I can't be DFG because if I was DFG I would instantly kill myself. It's like how one time the bad guys try to clone and recreate batman but all the mental trauma he has endured simply kills them, but somehow the real one just copes.
