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  1. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This menu test is fucking insane. At least they test a different section each day for eight days, but this is fucking overwhelming. Anybody with experience with this sort of thing got any advice on how to memorize this shit? Fuck, my head feels like it's spinning, I'm getting so stressed.

    Kinda. When I was in food I had a big ass test like that when I became a manager but I had learned the menu and all that shit over the past year or so. It was just one day though. Nigga did you apply to one of those places that ssrves evrryth-- it's Chili's! Southwestern eggrolls have corn, gluten, salsa, black beans
  2. whats the pay for that job? i worked at a cafe and made like 17 an hour with tips, it was pretty nice
  3. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix "I asked her if I could fart and she told me to go outside. I spread my cheeks and eased it out. It stank."

    Lol! I was on track to being a homeless guy that had a meth comedown all night in a tree then first thing in the morning walked to the library and smoked a couple butts out of the ashtray, then a 300 lb black chick would walk by and I'd be like dammmnnn.. then follow her to the DVDs and spit game
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. I'll come back to this in the morning I underestimated this interaction and feel like I might die right now so bedtime it is
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    4.25/hour plus tips and 20% of all food sales.

    And it's not really kosher, just kosher-style. Meaning they use kosher producers and a lot of the foods come from jedi tradition. Day three name and describe eleven sandwiches, and some other questions. Day four, name and describe the other 17 numbered sandwiches. Day five, describe all the different kinda hot dogs and burgers, describe the sides, describe in detail dinner suggestions (dinner suggestions alone is 13 items). Day 6, describe seven breakfasts, answer some questions about baked goods, list omelettes and sides, describe in detail four omelettes, list the 14 kid's entrees and 11 kid's sides. Day seven, list and describe the eight cakes and pies, describe seven desserts, list 6 fountain sodas, 12 draught beers, 12 bottle beers, list five of a certain brand sodas, name 7 caffeine-free sodas, 6 juices. Day eight, 6 pages of policies and procedures questions. Have to get 90% or better, or get sent home and get one more chance to retake that section the next day and only get a second chance one time (through the whole eight days).

    Is it just me, or is this fucking crazy?
  6. Lmao wait 20% of food sales? Bruh you would be making stripper cash if that were the case
  7. Yeah wtf kinda shit is that?
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lmao wait 20% of food sales? Bruh you would be making stripper cash if that were the case

    Well the way he described it is 20% of food sales for your server for that shift. So if it's $1000 you get $20, then if another server takes over and makes $500 you get $10, whatever.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    And it's not a huge restaurant. There are like 30 tables if you count the ones outside on the patio, and it's not usually filled up. But yeah he made it sound like there's decent money to be made. And it's a relative's spouse that got me in with the job, so I'm wanting to give it a shot. I bussed there a few years ago when it wasn't full-service.
  10. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix

  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Well the way he described it is 20% of food sales for your server for that shift. So if it's $1000 you get $20, then if another server takes over and makes $500 you get $10, whatever.

    That would be 2% M8, not 20%.
  12. Lol yea 2%. A big difference. 20% and you'd be making fucking bank and memorizing that shit would be worth it but probably not for what they're paying unless the tips happen to be phenomenal, which I'm guessing they're going to be mediocre at best.
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Oh whoops, I definitely meant 2%.
  14. Originally posted by greenplastic 20% and you'd be making fucking bank

    Hhahahaha
  15. Captain Indian = Dfg
  16. Originally posted by Wick Sweat Captain Indian = Dfg

    Nope
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Captain Indian = Dfg

    dfg's literacy level is substantially lower
  18. I can't be DFG because if I was DFG I would instantly kill myself. It's like how one time the bad guys try to clone and recreate batman but all the mental trauma he has endured simply kills them, but somehow the real one just copes.

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