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  1. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 What kind of place is it? Do they have seafood?

    This is what we make at the restaurant where I work now

  2. Austin, Texas more like Autism, Texas
  3. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix This is what we make at the restaurant where I work now


    Rip Lahey.

    Is LSD gonna be Workin front or back????
  4. He works the front. Other people work his back.
  5. 2.5 g of phenibut and a half liter of Evan Williams deep, feeling pretty decent
  6. Fucked up
    And posting
    Really disturbing
    Gifs
    Online
  7. Originally posted by Wick Sweat Fucked up
    And posting
    Really disturbing
    Gifs
    Online

    I hustled ALL DAY for a three cheese sausage
  8. Back then I spent every last cent on a three cheese
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    This menu test is fucking insane. At least they test a different section each day for eight days, but this is fucking overwhelming. Anybody with experience with this sort of thing got any advice on how to memorize this shit? Fuck, my head feels like it's spinning, I'm getting so stressed.
  10. bling bling Dark Matter


    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
  11. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This menu test is fucking insane. At least they test a different section each day for eight days, but this is fucking overwhelming. Anybody with experience with this sort of thing got any advice on how to memorize this shit? Fuck, my head feels like it's spinning, I'm getting so stressed.

    Get some Noopept or some similar nootropic, really does help with retention and whatnot for stuff like that. Also if you're serious either post or PM me some examples of what you're required to know. I have 10+ years of restaurant experience. Are you a server or a cook?
  12. Originally posted by Wick Sweat Back then I spent every last cent on a three cheese

    "I asked her if I could fart and she told me to go outside. I spread my cheeks and eased it out. It stank."
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Get some Noopept or some similar nootropic, really does help with retention and whatnot for stuff like that. Also if you're serious either post or PM me some examples of what you're required to know. I have 10+ years of restaurant experience. Are you a server or a cook?

    Expo, might move up to server eventually. Most of the really difficult shit is like "Describe the following appetizers in detail. Include number and garnish." "Name and describe all the numbered sandwiches."Describe in detail the following. Include ounce info and garnish. [names a bunch of dinner items]"

    Like fuck, am I just supposed to memorize the 2-3 line description for each thing? At least it's divided into sections for each day, like one day is appetizers, soups, and salads, another day is sandwiches, another day is dinner suggestions, etc. But damn, man
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I mean day 2 I have to describe appetizers in detail, name all the daily soups, and describe salads in detail. And there are like 12 each appetizers and salads. And that's just one test out of 8.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This menu test is fucking insane. At least they test a different section each day for eight days, but this is fucking overwhelming. Anybody with experience with this sort of thing got any advice on how to memorize this shit? Fuck, my head feels like it's spinning, I'm getting so stressed.

  16. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Expo, might move up to server eventually. Most of the really difficult shit is like "Describe the following appetizers in detail. Include number and garnish." "Name and describe all the numbered sandwiches."Describe in detail the following. Include ounce info and garnish. [names a bunch of dinner items]"

    Like fuck, am I just supposed to memorize the 2-3 line description for each thing? At least it's divided into sections for each day, like one day is appetizers, soups, and salads, another day is sandwiches, another day is dinner suggestions, etc. But damn, man

    I wish I had expos like you where I work. The expos I have are dumb as fuck, I can put a shrimp scampi in the window and they go "is that a chicken parmesan?" as if they've never seen food before.

    Do you really have that many different items at a kosher deli? A lot of times garnishes and such remain the same throughout dishes, unless the person making your menus is an overreaching idiot. We use parsley for almost all the pasta dishes where I work for example so it's easier to remember. Results may vary of course.

    It will get easier as you go. You will memorize the popular/common items from sheer exposure and develop personal memorization techniques for more unusual/less common items. Sounds like your restaurant provides poor training and/or has unrealistic expectations for people in which case I would look elsewhere unless desperate for a job/money.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Dude if you're expected to know all that bullshit on day 2 you shouldn't work for that company unless the pay is spectacular, those expectations are indicative of poor management. Just food for thought.
  18. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    There is no super hipster vegan resturaunt around for you to wait tables? Every place i go to like that, the servers are stoned as fuck and always dumb and cant answer questions so im sure its an easy hiring process. Youve cut your hair though so you probably hurt your chances a bit

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