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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader what kind of flute, eastern or western ???

    skin.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Holy shit, Euromaidan 2.0 and total media blackout. Details later
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Rudaw and K24 have been dropped from most middle-eastern satellite cable packages considering they're owned by the Barzani plan and have been blasting nothing but pure propaganda for the last week or so.

    Example:



    fucking LOL.
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Tillerson said the magic words
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    KURDISTAN - Barzani's set to stand down (effective the 1/11 I think), but apparently a militia loyal to the Barzani clan has attacked the Kurdish parliament and they've had to barricade themselves inside.

    I don't personally have any feelings toward the Kurdish people (Barzani and pals are rubbish though) but seeing all this happen - how they're more of a loose collection of ethnically-similar people rather than a unified group, and trying to present them as such for political reasons just falls apart spectacularly - is highly amusing. Communist 'Rojava' supporters are on suicide watch.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra Holy shit, Euromaidan 2.0 and total media blackout. Details later

    OK I forgot to post about this.

    UKRAINE - In short, Poroshenko's getting pressured hard. The most (overt) pressure is coming from the hardcore nationalists (Right Sector, Trident, Volunteer Battalions etc.) - I don't like to use the term 'Nazis' because of how it gets thrown around nowadays, but these guys pose with swastikas and photos of Hitler and openly idolize Nazi 'collaborators' as national heroes.

    Like I mentioned earlier though, there are sections of the military asking him to step down as well - and US asset (ex-US asset?) Saakashvili (seriously read into what he's been up to in the Ukraine, it's hilarious) has been demanding his resignation too.

    Rumour has it the military and political pressure is coming from Julia Timoshenko, a popular, relatively rightwing anti-Russian politician who was hastily shoved off the stage when the US put Porky in charge. She's also likely being bankrolled by Igor Kolomoiski, one of the oligarchs who made his fortune chopping up Soviet public services after the Cold War (if he goes back to Russia Putin's likely to hang him from the Kremlin). Kolomoiski was also instrumental in setting up the 'Volunteer Battalions' and, in all likelihood was involved with the plan to shoot down MH-17.

    It's complicated and sources on the ground don't have a lot to say aside from reporting violence on the streets - you'd need to talk to the actual players to get any worthwhile information, and I'd doubt they're interested in talking at the moment.

    More info: link
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kek



    Mother correct's daughter's spelling, flowers read 'Peter (Poroshenko) is a dick'
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    IRAQ - Basically, the push for an independent Kurdistan is over (more accurately, the push to fragment Iraq using Kurdistan as a chisel is over). This will almost certainly smash the plans for 'Rojava', or the partitioning of Syria as well:

    1. It's become abundantly clear that US political support is nowhere near the level that the separatists (and, for that matter, Israel) thought it was. Throughout the Syrian war, the US' support for the SDF was lukewarm at best - they were seemingly trying to balance Turkish interests with their use of the Kurds but ended up alienating both groups.

    2. I forgot what I was going to write here

    Anyway, the Kurds aren't going to be useful geopolitical tools anymore, not for a while, so the US has fallen back on that old standby - sectarianism.

    You can already see the beginning of this next phase with Tillerson's nonsense address telling 'Iranians' to leave Iraq and 'go home'.


    The 'Iranians' he's referring to are the Iraqi PMUs, 'Haashd al-Shaabi' - a domestic Iraqi militia who just happen to be majority Shia. There are some Iranian advisors, but no Iranian groups fighting on the side of Iraq inside the country (there are units of Iranian Kurds fighting against the army, though). If you follow this in the news, watch for an uptick in attacks, tensions and sunni-shia violence.
  9. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra 'Peter (Poroshenko) is a dick'

    7 letters to say that ???

    anyway i hope the thing in cataloonia boils over into armed conflict.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    pretty sure it's first line 'petr', second line 'DICK', the (is a) part is contextual
  11. Originally posted by benny vader 7 letters to say that ???

    Their words for "is a" are rarely used in modern Russian, so it's like "Peter — Dick"

    Edit:wait, this is Ukraine isn't it. Maybe it's the same way there
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra pretty sure it's first line 'petr', second line 'DICK', the (is a) part is contextual

    i c. english should be like that aswell.
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by benny vader i c. english should be like that aswell.

    And grown men should not be attracted to children, but here you are.
  14. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery And grown men should not be attracted to children, but here you are.

    man has been attracted to childrens since the beginning of time, nothing abnormal about that. - gore vidal.
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    US DOD Memo - No internal date but it was released in March 2015.

    THE SALAFIST, THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD, AND AQI ARE THE MAJOR FORCES DRIVING THE INSURGENCY IN SYRIA.

    NOTE: 'SALAFISTS' refers to ISIS. Interesting they should generalise it such, almost as if they don't want to admit that ISIS is a key driver behind their plans even in internal messages.

    AQI SUPPORTED THE SYRIAN OPPOSITION FROM THE BEGINNING, BOTH IDEOLOGICALLY AND THROUGH THE MEDIA. AQI DECALARED ITS OPPOSITION OF ASSAD'S GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT CONSIDERED IT A SECTARIAN REGIME TARGETING SUNNIS.

    I forgot, there was also a video of a Qatari minister detailing what he, the US and Saudi Arabia had done to foment the war released recently - will find it.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-28/shocking-viral-interview-qatar-confesses-secrets-behind-syrian-war

    Subtitled video is about halfway down. Denies supporting ISIS but explicitly talks of supporting and arming Al-Qaeda and co. The article also links to an interesting NSA memo that was released by Snowden - and The Intercept sat on for several years - indicating that the attacks on the Damascus International Airport were funded and directed by the then-Sultan of KSA, Salman bin Sultan.
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader man has been attracted to childrens since the beginning of time, nothing abnormal about that. - gore vidal.

    normal male attraction to children is as guiding role to help make them a better adult. not in a sexual manner...fucking pedo.
  18. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock normal male attraction to children is as guiding role to help make them a better adult. not in a sexual manner…fucking pedo.

    thats just like saying that males and females can be JUST friends.

    nonsenses.
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader thats just like saying that males and females can be JUST friends.

    nonsenses.

    that has absolutely no relation whatsoever. your analogy is fail.
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