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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by bling bling there still alive bcus u kiled there spirits u are a demon u are not human
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Panthrax


    I'm not going to sue you yet for depicting my particular cannabis pipe in your mem.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I don't care who can shotgun faster!
  4. Can you please get out my face you lil hoe? And if not like Ludacris I'm throwing boowwws!

    Just wasted $150 at the strip club and had a great time.

  5. Originally posted by hydromorphone Wow. You really are a piece of work.

    You know why I gave you that? I gave it to you because before my father died, he really did love you, and accepted you as part of our family. He talked about you a lot, and never had a bad thing to say about you, and anything you want to say about me, or Fucktard, or even my grandmother, my father never did anything, but be kind, generous and good to you. Even then you have gone on to shit on him, saying some down right awful things. I don't even know why, and there certainly was no justification to shit on the memory of a dead man that did nothing but welcome you into his family and show you kindness, even if you dislike, even hate his daughter. Before he died he'd mentioned getting you a Christmas gift. He was excited and asked often about when you were coming back to visit, which was a pretty rare thing, considering he was an exceptionally antisocial person. That's why. I thought you'd understand and appreciate the importance, and if not for me, just for the sake of decency, and the fact my father was a good person to you, and did care about you.

    Since it means nothing to you, and you're offering it up, I'll tell you what, I'll buy it back from you. You want $75? Give me a couple weeks, and I'll drop it into your paypal account. That knife wasn't as sentimental to me as the leatherman, but still, it was his, and if you'd shit on him, then yeah, I would rather buy it back from you, since I really don't have all that much to remember him by. I don't even have his ashes anymore.

    Not terribly surprised. I've seen for a little while now, and been reminded just recently of your character. As much as I would like to see, and have tried to see you a decent person, you continue to show yourself for the manipulative, user of a person you are. A spineless and shallow person, unfortunately.

    Bitch you broke as fuck!!! Lmao
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Can you please get out my face you lil hoe? And if not like Ludacris I'm throwing boowwws!

    Just wasted $150 at the strip club and had a great time.


    $150? You got off easy brotha.

    Ive seen dudes literally get walked by their cock to the atm...as in- she grabbed his dick like a dog leash and dragged him to the ATM.
  7. Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER $150? You got off easy brotha.

    Ive seen dudes literally get walked by their cock to the atm…as in- she grabbed his dick like a dog leash and dragged him to the ATM.

    half boner from reading that
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    That friend also got kicked out of his apartment the next afternoon because he couldnt explain to his gf how his cock was covered in glittered lip gloss. And i had to go run interference and try to "talk things out with her" while he emptied everything into trash bags because she'd started breaking his shit and cutting holes in his clothes.True story.
  9. Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    thats why u dont go to the pussy club and make ur girlfried cry about u LOL
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    To be fair i think it was just an innocent handy with some intermittent lip action.
  11. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Panthrax

    it come w/ a toy or does i not fuc wit it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. There's a bowl in every box!
  13. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by just one more mongol hydro will you date me after you get into an ass argument with 1337, i'll be your 4th totse fuck in a row you AIDS degenerate

    Don't be jealous.
  14. Nobody is jealous of those pancakes.
  15. Originally posted by hydromorphone If I was going to truly insult PoC, I'd insult him with shit I know would burn him, shit I know would hurt him to his core.

    do it faggot
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    test
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  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
  19. testacular
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    I'm stayin' away from the lames and the thotties,
    I'm about to about to get me a profit,
    My engine is Hemi, 5.7 Litre Hemi,
    I'm sellin' red, white, and blue bags
    like I'm the most patriotic,
    Look at my bish she like Pocahontas,
    like a native Barbie.

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