The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-09-20 at 8:30 PM UTC

   #801
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga I have dialogue of voices in my head that I argue with in the shower.

   
   Do they ever sing in there?
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2. 2017-09-20 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #802
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga I have dialogue of voices in my head that I argue with in the shower.

   
   Proof it. You can't you fucking poser.
   
   Guess what, everybody can claim they hear voices. You are fake.
3. 2017-09-20 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #803
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Do they ever sing in there?

   
   No it's a lot of whispering beneath the patter of the water.
   
   It started when I was hearing voices underneath movie dialogue
4. 2017-09-20 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #804
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Fake news.
5. 2017-09-20 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #805
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by RisiR † Fake news.

   
   S'when I cough
6. 2017-09-20 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #806
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Just admit that it's just a gimmick.
7. 2017-09-20 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #807
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   A gimmick for WHAT?
8. 2017-09-20 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #808
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   For an easy way out.
9. 2017-09-20 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #809
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by RisiR † For an easy way out.

   
   Side pains are not an example for an easy way out, it's just hell.
10. 2017-09-20 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #810
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Side pains are not an example for an easy way out, it's just hell.

    
    It's like I have ovaries and I'm not even a woman
11. 2017-09-20 at 9 PM UTC

    #811
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Trust me, it gets worse too.

    
    oh §m£ÂgØL, you tease, holding out on the juicy gossip.
12. 2017-09-20 at 9:10 PM UTC

    #812
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny oh §m£ÂgØL, you tease, holding out on the juicy gossip.

    
    Don't worry. Hydro will come spill it out eventually.
13. 2017-09-20 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #813
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by CASPER How much residue we talkin?

    
    I think it was from a $40 bag, so like a half g of black tar that I had already done in two shots. So just what was left over from that. I mean, I had a spoon and cottons too, since I was homeless and had it in my backpack, but he just tested the shit stuck to the side of the bag which was such a negligible amount I wasn't even gonna do it.
14. 2017-09-20 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #814
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Don't worry. Hydro will come spill it out eventually.

    
    And then, we can talk about aliens.
    
    Really though, she expressed much about how she felt bad about what happened between you and her.
15. 2017-09-20 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #815
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just paid $100 for a lambskin scarf with a bunch of shit stains ingrained in it, because I'm a trend setter and. Star Boy.
16. 2017-09-20 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #816
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I think it was from a $40 bag, so like a half g of black tar that I had already done in two shots. So just what was left over from that. I mean, I had a spoon and cottons too, since I was homeless and had it in my backpack, but he just tested the shit stuck to the side of the bag which was such a negligible amount I wasn't even gonna do it.

    
    Shit man. If youd ditched that bag, you couldve had just paraphernalia posession
17. 2017-09-20 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #817
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by mmQ I just paid $100 for a lambskin scarf with a bunch of shit stains ingrained in it, because I'm a trend setter and. Star Boy.

    
    Youre a movie star. Named Rhys Ifans.
    
    ADMIT IT
    
    Someone tell me this doesn't look like fucking mQ
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-09-21 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #818
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER How much residue we talkin?

    
    In texas any residue that will react is automatically a state jail felony. So yeah.. crack pipe.. state jail felony.
    
    6 mo to two years in a special short time facility where you're gonna be fighting young niggas every day. Or probation
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19. 2017-09-21 at 1:36 AM UTC

    #819
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash You're a weed dealer.
    
    But I still love you.

    
    I'm not no weed dealer lol I only buy a half ounce at a time and sell an eighth or two a week to coworkers.
20. 2017-09-21 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #820
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat In texas any residue that will react is automatically a state jail felony. So yeah.. crack pipe.. state jail felony.
    
    6 mo to two years in a special short time facility where you're gonna be fighting young niggas every day. Or probation

    
    If you're lucky, you can get a 1244a where you can serve your time in a county jail, but they only do that sometimes for certain circumstances like no prior felonies and a relatively minor offense like this. But I didn't want a felony on my record for multiple reasons and the probation was a good reason to stay clean instead of going back to the same shit and homelessness, so I went for that. But yeah, it's a state jail felony 6 months to 2 years.