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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ I just paid $100 for a lambskin scarf with a bunch of shit stains ingrained in it, because I'm a trend setter and. Star Boy.

    GUCCI
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash GUCCI

    OSH-KOSH-B-GOSH
  3. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery If you're lucky, you can get a 1244a where you can serve your time in a county jail, but they only do that sometimes for certain circumstances like no prior felonies and a relatively minor offense like this. But I didn't want a felony on my record for multiple reasons and the probation was a good reason to stay clean instead of going back to the same shit and homelessness, so I went for that. But yeah, it's a state jail felony 6 months to 2 years.

    Oh yeah I remember the 1244a. Then you can get your county good time. Mostly though fuck getting arrested with drugs in Texas.

    I remember being locked up with this other 18 year old kid with a state jail felony. I got rolled out to another tank for fighting. I saw him a couple weeks later serving chow as a trustee and in front of everyone hes like 'YO! They gave me two years.' and the door shut. LMAO. Then I get out and google him and he got his 1244-a and got out like within 3 months total.

    Lyin ass nigga.

    Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-09-21T02:33:17.197810+00:00
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery If you're lucky, you can get a 1244a where you can serve your time in a county jail, but they only do that sometimes for certain circumstances like no prior felonies and a relatively minor offense like this. But I didn't want a felony on my record for multiple reasons and the probation was a good reason to stay clean instead of going back to the same shit and homelessness, so I went for that. But yeah, it's a state jail felony 6 months to 2 years.



    Originally posted by Wick Sweat In texas any residue that will react is automatically a state jail felony. So yeah.. crack pipe.. state jail felony.

    6 mo to two years in a special short time facility where you're gonna be fighting young niggas every day. Or probation

    Jesus. I rag on CA a lot for our shitty gun laws, but those drug laws yall got suck. I literally got detained asnd cuffed with $10,000 worth of oxy and norco stuffed in bottles in my pocket, and the officer checked em out,stuffed em back in my pockets, uncuffed me and let me walk.

    Than you junkie jesus....
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Oh yeah I remember the 1244a. Then you can get your county good time. Mostly though fuck getting arrested with drugs in Texas.

    I remember being locked up with this other 18 year old kid with a state jail felony. I got rolled out to another tank for fighting. I saw him a couple weeks later serving chow as a trustee and in front of everyone hes like 'YO! They gave me two years.' and the door shut. LMAO. Then I get out and google him and he got his 1244-a and got out like within 3 months total.

    Lyin ass nigga.

    Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-09-21T02:33:17.197810+00:00

    Hey.....you gotta pad ur resumee dawg.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    So yall agree....mQ IS Rhys Ifans. Im not crazy.
  7. YOU aARE CRAZy
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 YOU aARE CRAZy

    Thats what the methadone clinic says. The voices disagree.
  9. i drank poppy seed tea like 30 min ago. 1 and a half cups of unwashed from an online vendor. it was brownish yellow but still see through and watery, the taste was ok too, though i used a 4:1 ratio of water to seeds. but i cant redose because then i might overdose. so now i battle between questioning my perceptions as placebo or getting impatient and redosODing
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    On the one hand, I actually feel kinda bad for the dude getting trolled here. On the other hand, this makes me want to really get my PC running so I can play Rust. If it could even handle it. I even still have some of my birthday money left, so I could buy it.
  11. Originally posted by matrix i drank poppy seed tea like 30 min ago. 1 and a half cups of unwashed from an online vendor. it was brownish yellow but still see through and watery, the taste was ok too, though i used a 4:1 ratio of water to seeds. but i cant redose because then i might overdose. so now i battle between questioning my perceptions as placebo or getting impatient and redosODing

    4:1 is stupid. You need agitation and you won't get that with a shit ton of water. I bet you did other things wrong too. Probably due to your low IQ. I can't blame you, it's just the way you were born.
  12. >you wont get that with a ton of water

    because the poppy seeds definitely arent getting agitated and releasing alkaloids when i shake them in 7 different directions for minutes. maybe i did it because i like it better that way? you think you're enlightened and wise because you smoked spice into schizophrenia and walked around the country like a homeless gypsy for months. you've "self-taught" yourself to become a mediocre writer who might possibly make slightly above minimum wage some day, know all the rubix's cube algorithms to solve erowid, sometimes you even know how to....google things.

    im sure obese women will call you papi when they have no other choice for any guy, literally any other guy besides you. inb4 you go all autistic retard and hyperfocus on the sentences for grammatical errors so you can be the pretentious annoying fuck who thinks he's educated for correcting words out of any reasonable context. you are a disgusting fucking retarded loser. people who don't fail at everything don't go across country to lose their virginity to a landwhale. it's perhaps the only thing that saved you from being a genuine incel.

    "shut the fuck up §m£ÂgØL" was something &zenith because of how pathetic you are. butting into conversations to be an airhead snob who's always wrong or saying something cringey and stupid. you look like you smell like shit and never shower. that describes your personality. you are a frail manlet and a waste of genetics, and having to be exposed to the inner workings of your "mind" is about the most atrocious mental torture anyone could ever endure.

    im hai, yo! but this is all true
  13. A U T I S T I C
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 A U T I S T I C

    you were a virgin until like 22

    im a fucking genius and i had secks with a 14 year old when i was 16 and then told her her stepdad should have used a sharper knife when he tried to kill her. i am an betagod
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by matrix you were a virgin until like 22

    You still are.
  16. Scrubbing

    /discussion
  17. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You still are.

    source?
  18. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Scrubbing

    /discussion

    hows the 117 IQ going?
  19. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You still are.

    And with no signs of ever not being one.

    If sploo ever gets laid, it's safe to assume necrophilia.
  20. Originally posted by matrix hows the 117 IQ going?

    My IQ is 534, try again you little sub-human. I am the next evolution of our species. You are a scrub who takes IQ tests to try and surpass his own inferiority. You see yourself as inferior. I see you as inferior. We all see you as inferior.

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