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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Dude I was Joking, but fuck seriously how many of you are really gay here. I can't believe you were into that HOMO shit MASH. You let another man SUCK YOUR DICK FOR REAL???? FUCKING GROSS DUDE BUT I ALWAYS HAD MY suspicions about you. ALSO I WAS JOKING ABOUT YOU ANSWERING THE ? I KNOW YOUR REALLY A FUDGE PACKER NOW. MAKES ME SICK BEYOND RECOGNITION…..

    Shoot me.
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Some weirdass shit on Adult Swim right now. They always but the dumb unfunny shit on at 3 lately.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Some weirdass shit on Adult Swim right now. They always but the dumb unfunny shit on at 3 lately.

    I'm watching it, now.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm watching Kobe highlights because he's my nigger and whatnot.
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  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I wasn't watching anything until LSD mentioned Adult Swim.

    Now I'm watching Squidbillies
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'm about to watch porn.
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm about to watch porn.

    Remember your hot cousin's face right before that moment you cum, so you think lowly about yourself during cleanup.
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    When I was locked up in a 6-12 month juvenile program, we all had our own individual rooms, and I forget how it started, might've been me or one of the other dudes (probably me) just yelling "DONE!" one night, but we all started yelling "DONE!" when we finished jacking off at night after we had to go to our rooms. It was like a race. But I'm pretty sure most of us would wait a short bit afterward so we didn't seem like a two pump chump. But we'd just all go to bed and then a couple minutes later you'd hear a series of teenagers yelling "DONE!" And sometimes I'd just scream wordlessly at the top of my fucking lungs when everyone was trying to sleep, and this one dude would be all like "Heh heh heh!" whenever I did, and sometimes some other dude would be like "Shut the fuck up!" Shit was funny, especially the races.
  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I'm glad your juvenile years were full of youth, even if it was just a year tops.


    Also pretty gay
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  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    That one dude that would heh heh, sometimes would have us use some sort of signal to let him know when the female guard was doing her rounds, because sometimes staff would have us in our rooms and one of them go by and check each one, since they each had a window on the door, and we'd be like "SKEEOOOOO!" to let him know she was about to be at his door, and apparently he'd just start furiously gunning it and stare out the window at her.
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery That one dude that would heh heh, sometimes would have us use some sort of signal to let him know when the female guard was doing her rounds, because sometimes staff would have us in our rooms and one of them go by and check each one, since they each had a window on the door, and we'd be like "SKEEOOOOO!" to let him know she was about to be at his door, and apparently he'd just start furiously gunning it and stare out the window at her.

    Why were you in a juvenile detention?
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Oh yeah and one time this weirdass little dude shit in this other kid's pillow, like in his pillowcase. The next morning we were changing linens, so this little illiterate 14-year-old black kid was in the hallway shaking his pillowcase off his pillow and three turds just plopped on the ground. He never lived that shit down. The staff didn't do shit about it, either, and I saw them laughing about it. Savage.
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Why were you in a juvenile detention?

    Got caught with a shitload of stolen property from carhopping.
  14. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Got caught with a shitload of stolen property from carhopping.

    You would.

    Once I got nabbed for vandalism that amounted to early teenage fun.
  15. Why LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery me went to the Juvenile Detention Center

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Got caught up in a Child Sex FOR Star Bucks Coffee Trafficking RING with Three Old Men in Star Bucks Bathroom trying to solicit them with a blowjob and a little anal for a Triple Double Packed Fudge Latte. Shoot I even told them if they got me TWO I was going to let them Triple Double Pack My Fudge hole hehe. To bad they was the Fuzz and I got sent to Juvie them fucking PIGS.


    Ya that sounds more RIGHT
  16. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I love that you got arrested on cam.
  17. WHO GOT ARRESTED ON CAM? DAMMIT I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD SHIT
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    YOU nigga

    Forget?

    I missed when you got busted on cam, when viper killed himself, when hts sucked scronaldo's dick...etc
  19. LMFAO YEAH I HAD A FEELING YOU MEANT ME, BUT I WAS HOPING IT WAS SOMEBODY NEW AND I GOT TO SEE ANOTHER COMMUNITY MEMBER GET THERE HOUSE RAIDED AND BEAT UP BY THE COPS ON VIDEO....
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda LMFAO YEAH I HAD A FEELING YOU MEANT ME, BUT I WAS HOPING IT WAS SOMEBODY NEW AND I GOT TO SEE ANOTHER COMMUNITY MEMBER GET THERE HOUSE RAIDED AND BEAT UP BY THE COPS ON VIDEO….

    I have a feeling your on cocaine and screaming since you turned all caps on..
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