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  1. Lots of cliff faces have gallons and gallons of 100% pure water coming right out from between the rock.
  2. I refuse to die. Just not gonna do it.
  3. It's climate change now. Please get with the narrative.
  4. Originally posted by mmQ That doesnt seem like it would be painful, but rather, delightful.

    Ok, how about an extra leg? Try buying shoes for three legs.
  5. Like a third eye and two extra arms.
  6. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood seriously, on the drug test sheet just write

    "Currently in my system:

    Suboxone
    Dextromethorphan
    THC
    Nicotine
    Alcohol "

    and then under it write "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" and staple your references and work experience on the back and a personal letter saying drug tests are for faggots, would you rather a slow employees that is slow, always tired and hungry or someone who spends their first paycheck on METH and gets SHIT DONE and works circles around these slow faggots? CHOICE IS YOURS. also include a stick figure cartoon of you working circles around a bunch of slow tired bitches


    A person on fire could beat that easily.
  7. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how the fuck have 20 people died. did the snow bring a gun to school

    Cannibalized.
  8. weeeeel, gonts, another successful krolo tred
  9. Without a cell phone for a couple of days or weeks most people would literally go batshit insane and kill themselves.
  10. Originally posted by Bill Krozby ITT §m£ÂgØL is afraid of people [video]https://i.postimg.cc/g2zvFNJ6/davie.jpg[/video]

    You're still alive??
  11. It's not politically correct to fire, or not hire, someone with HIV.
  12. C'mon, folks. Liberals know what they are doing.
  13. Originally posted by Fonaplats In all honesty I dont think I have ever given myself more than a few hours to pass a drug test.
    One time I knew I had to take a drug test and with less than 2 hours to go I was shooting heroin.
    Ive never actually passed a drug test except for when I was too drunk to do drugs.
    I could have sworn it only takes a week or I wouldn't have even started trying and I probably would have held out slightly longer to start burning bridges at my current job.
    I think im going to probably just let Chell work from now on so I can stay home to home school our cats.

    Demand someone's clean piss.
  14. The Black Swan Blackout of 2021.
  15. Throw us bone and describe ground zero right now, kroz.
  16. Frala could be Lanny's alter-ego, or visa versa.
  17. She reached into her purse and came back empty, and that's when the demon surfaced.
  18. Originally posted by Fonaplats So am I right to assume the safest thing to do is to go with synthetic urine?
    Which means I should also go back to smoking my marijuana.

    Just ask your Dad or Mum... unless they're drug addicts, of course.
  19. So hiding nipples are fine for women, but men can't hide their dick and just show their balls. Seems unfair.
  20. Originally posted by Obbe Weed is legal though.

    HRs don't like to hire pot heads.
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