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  1. Two time losers. They never get tired of losing.
  2. And we haven't even got to Chester the Cheetah yet.
  3. Ronald McDonald discriminates against clowns.
  4. How about Mr. Clean then?? Or the Maytag Repair Man?
  5. Aunt Jemima and her kids have just launched a lawsuit and are demanding a 100 million dollar settlement.
  6. How come there's never been a "what's best about this damned place" thread??
  7. If we sacrificed, say, §m£ÂgØL or Larry, Gadzooks would finally manifest himself.
  8. Originally posted by aldra I tried this once and on the first day I killed a large rat

    it made me feel very strange feelings so nope, no more of that

    You experienced the rat's ultimate demise firsthand.
  9. Only fire will truly eradicate the scent.
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Correct…and Monday afternoon the sewers in the street were blocked and all the streets shit came out of our toilet and my office filled up with 100 peoples shit and piss…I guess my office is the lowest point on the ground floor because a river of it just wound it's way into my office.

    I'm off work for the next couple of days now and working from home while a biohazzard crew cleans it up.

    Someone "special" told me it was karma…

    The faint, but lingering and distinctive, smell of poo will last several months, even with the best cleaning.
  11. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i would crush his penis with a hammer for free

    I think he would rather you pee on 'im.
  12. §m£ÂgØL and The Dark Rodent have now teamed up as the dynamic PI duo.
  13. Gadzooks is a sucker for punishment.
  14. They normally put poison in the city's water, but this time they're mad someone else got to do it.
  15. Sodium hydroxide is used to digest tissues, as in a process that was used with farm animals at one time. This process involved placing a carcass into a sealed chamber, then adding a mixture of sodium hydroxide and water (which breaks the chemical bonds that keep the flesh intact). This eventually turns the body into a liquid with coffee-like appearance, and the only solid that remains are bone hulls, which could be crushed between one's fingertips.
  16. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wow what a coward has to hind behide a computer screen instead of show your face like a REAL MAN

    I hate hiders.
  17. The Gadzookmeister
  18. Tough to see evidence you already decided not to see.
  19. Summing Gadzooks requires ball gags, leather whips and sex harnesses.
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