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  1. Originally posted by rabbitweed⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ you dont have to do any of that stuff. im a straight up faggot slut and will take any cock that shows up.

    Oh, rabbitweed________. You're so romantic.
  2. It's always a shock to the guy who gets his results back and finds out he not only passed his drug test, but he's pregnant.
  3. Originally posted by rabbitweed⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ or you could just fuck me in the ass and tell me how pretty i am

    Will there be flowers, dinner and a first kiss?
  4. Originally posted by aldra ask them to tickle your balls too

    Tickling the balls may affect the test result.
  5. The test you have to worry about is when they go in the bathroom with you and physically watch you hold your dick and piss out of it into the piss cup.

    Excuse me?? Where do you think you're going??

    To watch you piss.

    Oh, really??

    Yes, pull it out and piss, please.
  6. People usually use their mother's or their father's piss, or a family member's.
  7. It's better not to know precisely where the precipice is, because if you know exactly where it is, then you will risk standing on its very edge. Better you not know, that way you'll stay far away from it.
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only happems to fat people aith lots of fatty tissues.

    The six months is for chronic users who smoke a lot of weed constantly over a period of years. Their body fat is saturated with THC metabolites, which will show up in a urine screen.
  9. You could have built a boat in your basement in that year.
  10. Tetrahydrocannabinol metabolites can remain detectable up to six months in the fatty tissues, depending on body mass and other mitigating factors.
  11. Everybody should be unbanned right now, and we can start fresh, anew and unbutthurt.
  12. Celebrate with a few lines of cocaine.
  13. 19: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth
    and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
    20: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor
    rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
  14. We shall call it "Shot With a Potato".
  15. Originally posted by Meikai That's my whole point warioat. I'm relentlessly self-critical to the point of paralysis. I will give up 15 minutes into any artistic endeavor because whatever I'm making is trash. I know I'm not a good artist. Which is why it fucking astounds me that you have the level of confidence you do, considering that your art is basically just what my art would be like if I didn't give up after 15 minutes.

    So, it's basically intense and uncontrollable jealousy.
  16. Use EaseUS MobiUnlock.
  17. There's no rule here that says you can't harass people with sexual innuendo. What kind of a site doesn't allow harassing people with sexual innuendo??
  18. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I dont know, how about you describe it.

    1. Initial shock
    2. Blank expectation
    3. Creeping dread
    4. Blind determination
    5. Fleeting hope
    6. Last-ditch focus
    7. Full on panic
    8. Sudden and immediate hunger and thirst
    9. Rage
    10. Suicide
  19. Originally posted by Meikai I never would have suspected that you preferred to receive, infinityshock. I pictured you as more of pitcher than a catcher. I guess you really just can't tell with some people.

    He's speaking from the perspective of rabbitweed right now. C'mon, man. You used to be a lot quicker than this.
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