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  1. Originally posted by Landy Pamm really odd thing to say knowing you're sexual prefs

    Because to him, a man really is a woman.
  2. Originally posted by Landy Pamm if they rewrite it then people would know. so they just destroy history and "write history"

    you're allowing people to know something was rewritten and they will wonder why. you leave no trace. you kill every opposition and just WRITE HISTORY

    No, they destroy history and then rewrite it.
  3. Originally posted by Landy Pamm related to speedy?

    where is that old guy anyways

    Probably getting some air. He gets 33.3% more oxygen that we do.
  4. I planted an egg once and nothing grew.
  5. Sheep milk gives me indigestion.
  6. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sheep milk is pink

    And their pee and poo?
  7. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood they come in all kinds

    Ever seen a pink one in your travels?
  8. Wozny Womanizing
  9. Mmmwigger
  10. I would demand a FULL refund.
  11. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sheep eggs

    Sheep eggs are naturally brown, not white, aren't they?
  12. Feathers were ruffled.
  13. An egg a day keeps the doctor away.
  14. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina any part you pay me tk grasp, daddy.

    Wow. You're the under-lover. The "bottom".
  15. Originally posted by Bradley I didn't have a dad, I just had my mom's boyfriend.

    "Had"? Like in the biblical sense?
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Even though I don't need or desire "being liked" (as opposed to licked), I just had a call a few mins ago from a long time pal, saying how much he's going to miss me when I move to Kansas in the new year.

    Naturally I returned the favor and said "Samsies".

    A confident and charismatic personality doesn't need to "try" to be liked, they just are.

    Alright. You have one friend.
  17. Originally posted by Crispy Ill rub them for you

    TMI
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not true, I couldn't give a fuck about other humans wanting or liking me.

    I'm British, we are raised to be strong independent black women who don't need no man.

    That stiff upper lip, eh?
  19. Originally posted by RisiR † That's also the face I make when I sit on my nutsack, which has happened multiple times.

    Always swing your hip forward once before sitting down.
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