2021-02-17 at 5:41 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
10 days is how long I have until I need to go take a drug test for my new job.
You think its enough time?
2021-02-17 at 5:45 PM UTC
No you dumb fuck. I took a test weeks after and still failed.
2021-02-17 at 5:58 PM UTC
Fuck no. Put some clean piss in a small container with 2 pairs of whitey tighties on and stick it between them and your bols. Ive done it many times, works everytime
2021-02-17 at 5:59 PM UTC
Btw the tests temps go from 90 to 100 range. I had to sit over an hour once and was afraid it would come out on their test strip as not in range but it was fine.
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
or when they give you the cup just whack off in to it, that way you can at least claim you're retarded and that they're discriminating against you if they don't hire.
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2021-02-17 at 6:22 PM UTC
yea skeet in/on it and/or shit in/on it
2021-02-17 at 6:51 PM UTC
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2021-02-17 at 8:05 PM UTC
no, just tell them you go hard and don't make excuses.
2021-02-17 at 8:27 PM UTC
Meth cancels out THC and vice versa so if you do a hearty line shortly before your test, you'll win.
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2021-02-17 at 8:38 PM UTC
Serious answer: how much did you smoke and how long was it since the last time you smoked?
2021-02-17 at 9:09 PM UTC
when you fail this drug test and don't get this job, I just want you to know that it's your own fault
2021-02-17 at 9:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I smoke high grade weed (half a gram to 1 gram) every day for the last 26 months.
I haven't smoked anything in 17 and a half hours now.
If any of this is serious, then no. No you will not piss clean 10 days from now. Not a chance. But methinks you know that. Hence my suggestion to cancel it out with tech, which is a real and serious suggestion that works.
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2021-02-17 at 9:19 PM UTC
dont be a faggot. call them faggots for wanting to look at a mans piss
2021-02-17 at 9:34 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
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2021-02-17 at 9:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I smoke high grade weed (half a gram to 1 gram) every day for the last 26 months.
I haven't smoked anything in 17 and a half hours now.
You have zero chance to pass unless you use a substituted sample. Don't you have an OH med card? If you aren't being observed while you piss which you probably aren't find some clean piss and a hand warmer or a reliable synthetic supplier.
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2021-02-17 at 9:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm
There are so many jokes for this post.🙂
There really isn't You ugly bitch. Now get to the front of that Bus we've been talking about for the past 5 years
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2021-02-17 at 10:02 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Chell says that 10 days isn't enough time either.
Idk...
Im skinny and am lacking fatness so I think I can do it.
Im just going to test myself before they test me and then if im still marijuana criminal then ill use synthetic pee.
If that doesnt work I will just return the failed piss test but first ill put $100 in it as a bribe.
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