Will marijuana be out of my system in 10 days?

1. 2021-02-17 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #21
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   sorry to be an asshole but you're fucked, niggar.
   
   am i to understand you quit your job without taking into account you may not get your new job?
2. 2021-02-17 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by STER0S sorry to be an asshole but you're fucked, niggar.
   
   am i to understand you quit your job without taking into account you may not get your new job?

   
   I got my new job.
   I just have to take a drug test before i start.
3. 2021-02-17 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #23
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by STER0S am i to understand you quit your job without taking into account you may not get your new job?

   
   Yes he never fucking thinks ahead. He just lives for the moment.
   
   Then he complains about how he's not being paid much.
   
   It's infuriating.
   
   I think he just wants to be poor.
4. 2021-02-17 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #24
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm There are so many jokes for this post.🙂

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Lodger Free There really isn't You ugly bitch. Now get to the front of that Bus we've been talking about for the past 5 years

   
   Ok Dad. I'll try to be more pretty. :/ Fucking troll smh
5. 2021-02-17 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #25
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   I guarantee 100% you'll fail it. I was on probation once. I didnt smoke for 28 days and failed the first test I had. I drank a fuck ton of water every day and was about 160lbs 6'1" at the time so had no body fat either. Every time after i would bring a friends piss.
   Mark my fuckin words dude, your going to fail unless you take synthetic urine or another persons urine. The problem with synthetic urine is it does not bubble when switched around in the container and an experienced nurse will know it's fake just by that. Ive seen some swish it and some dont so its really a gamble. I passed a few with synthetic but I've passed more with other people's real urine.
6. 2021-02-18 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   If they chose to pluck a hair from your head, then no. Shave your head and balls first. Clean shave. So they can't ask for a hair sample.
7. 2021-02-18 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Lodger Free If they chose to pluck a hair from your head, then no. Shave your head and balls first. Clean shave. So they can't ask for a hair sample.

   
   I already know it is just a urine test I take there at the staffing agency.
8. 2021-02-18 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #28
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Fonaplats If that doesnt work I will just return the failed piss test but first ill put $100 in it as a bribe.

   
   if you're going to bribe them maybe don't give them piss-soaked bills
9. 2021-02-18 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by aldra if you're going to bribe them maybe don't give them piss-soaked bills

   
   Clean money and clean piss??
   Cant have both.
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   • aldra
10. 2021-02-18 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #30
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm There are so many jokes for this post.🙂

    
    kill yourself dontEATme
    
    

    Originally posted by Lodger Free There really isn't You ugly bitch. Now get to the front of that Bus we've been talking about for the past 5 years

    
    LMAO!! xDDD
11. 2021-02-18 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Chell says that 10 days isn't enough time either.
    Idk…
    Im skinny and am lacking fatness so I think I can do it.
    Im just going to test myself before they test me and then if im still marijuana criminal then ill use synthetic pee.
    If that doesnt work I will just return the failed piss test but first ill put $100 in it as a bribe.

    
    10 days isn't enough with daily smoking for that long no matter what. I had a 145 pound friend who smoked like that and tested positive for the whole month after quitting completely.
12. 2021-02-18 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #32
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe Weed is legal though.

    
    HRs don't like to hire pot heads.
13. 2021-02-18 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #33
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ HRs don't like to hire pot heads.

    
    And for good reason
14. 2021-02-18 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    So am I right to assume the safest thing to do is to go with synthetic urine?
    Which means I should also go back to smoking my marijuana.
15. 2021-02-18 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #35
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    buy some piss off craigslist
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16. 2021-02-18 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #36
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats So am I right to assume the safest thing to do is to go with synthetic urine?
    Which means I should also go back to smoking my marijuana.

    
    Just ask your Dad or Mum... unless they're drug addicts, of course.
17. 2021-02-18 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    In all honesty I dont think I have ever given myself more than a few hours to pass a drug test.
    One time I knew I had to take a drug test and with less than 2 hours to go I was shooting heroin.
    Ive never actually passed a drug test except for when I was too drunk to do drugs.
    I could have sworn it only takes a week or I wouldn't have even started trying and I probably would have held out slightly longer to start burning bridges at my current job.
    I think im going to probably just let Chell work from now on so I can stay home to home school our cats.
18. 2021-02-18 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #38
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats In all honesty I dont think I have ever given myself more than a few hours to pass a drug test.
    One time I knew I had to take a drug test and with less than 2 hours to go I was shooting heroin.
    Ive never actually passed a drug test except for when I was too drunk to do drugs.
    I could have sworn it only takes a week or I wouldn't have even started trying and I probably would have held out slightly longer to start burning bridges at my current job.
    I think im going to probably just let Chell work from now on so I can stay home to home school our cats.

    
    Demand someone's clean piss.
19. 2021-02-18 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting I guarantee 100% you'll fail it. I was on probation once. I didnt smoke for 28 days and failed the first test I had. I drank a fuck ton of water every day and was about 160lbs 6'1" at the time so had no body fat either. Every time after i would bring a friends piss.
    Mark my fuckin words dude, your going to fail unless you take synthetic urine or another persons urine. The problem with synthetic urine is it does not bubble when switched around in the container and an experienced nurse will know it's fake just by that. Ive seen some swish it and some dont so its really a gamble. I passed a few with synthetic but I've passed more with other people's real urine.

    
    Lol Jesus you a twig
20. 2021-02-18 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Antifa Member African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats In all honesty I dont think I have ever given myself more than a few hours to pass a drug test.
    One time I knew I had to take a drug test and with less than 2 hours to go I was shooting heroin.
    Ive never actually passed a drug test except for when I was too drunk to do drugs.
    I could have sworn it only takes a week or I wouldn't have even started trying and I probably would have held out slightly longer to start burning bridges at my current job.
    I think im going to probably just let Chell work from now on so I can stay home to home school our cats.

    
    Just study you idiot