I'm not ready to be a father.

1. 2018-08-13 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #61
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Honestly, I see so many guys talking about having kids has changed them so much. All I can see is that they go out less, put on weight, seem more irritable, gain a sense of self-rightousness, and in the long run seem bitter.
   
   I was raised with a father that always bitched about paying child suppport and always said "don't gey married and don't have kids". I could always tell that both of my parents deeply regreted having children.
   
   I try to live as much as possible, even though people don't like me. Im actually heathlier, likely happier, much more physically fit, and more content, than most people in my age range.
   
   I have a very low-stress and parasidic lifestyle that leaves the rest of world with a hint of bitterness, but only when they see and think of me.
   
   I'd suggest being you.
2. 2018-08-13 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #62
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by SBTlauien Honestly, I see so many guys talking about having kids has changed them so much. All I can see is that they go out less, put on weight, seem more irritable, gain a sense of self-rightousness, and in the long run seem bitter.
   
   I was raised with a father that always bitched about paying child suppport and always said "don't gey married and don't have kids". I could always tell that both of my parents deeply regreted having children.
   
   I try to live as much as possible, even though people don't like me. Im actually heathlier, likely happier, much more physically fit, and more content, than most people in my age range.
   
   I have a very low-stress and parasidic lifestyle that leaves the rest of world with a hint of bitterness, but only when they see and think of me.
   
   I'd suggest being you.

   
   I like you.
   
   How do you do stuff by yourself and not have ppl weirded out. I saw a play by myself recently, and the girl next to me moved to an empty seat she wasnt assigned to so she wouldnt have to sit next to me. Made me feel like a creep.
3. 2018-08-13 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #63
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enterita I like you.
   
   How do you do stuff by yourself and not have ppl weirded out. I saw a play by myself recently, and the girl next to me moved to an empty seat she wasnt assigned to so she wouldnt have to sit next to me. Made me feel like a creep.

   
   Honestly, its that I literally, deep down inside, don't give a shit.
   
   I care about myself, more than anything. In fact, that's all I care about. I take risks and almost always win. I know that most people don't live like me. I know that I do more than most. I suspect that others secretly envy me.
   
   I almost know what I am. I'm still in that phase. Its strange. I read up on psychology and try to understand things. I also look up statistics and base my life on them.
   
   Logic and numbers. I've been drinking.
4. 2018-08-13 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #64
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Cootehill Goddam that is loser

   
   yeah at one point when she was pregnant i told her i wanted to get married to see what she would say and she said she would do it if i first let her live w me hahaa. i backed out of that little ruse real quick hahhaahha
5. 2018-08-13 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #65
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita I like you.
   
   How do you do stuff by yourself and not have ppl weirded out. I saw a play by myself recently, and the girl next to me moved to an empty seat she wasnt assigned to so she wouldnt have to sit next to me. Made me feel like a creep.

   
   you give too many fucks
   
   i went to deadpool-2 by myself because no chicks i know would go with me due to the movie premise.
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6. 2018-08-13 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #66
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by infinityshock you give too many fucks
   
   i went to deadpool-2 by myself because no chicks i know would go with me due to the movie premise.

   
   thats because you actually don't know any chicks hahaahah, most women love ryan reynolds
7. 2018-08-13 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #67
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Enterita I like you.
   
   How do you do stuff by yourself and not have ppl weirded out. I saw a play by myself recently, and the girl next to me moved to an empty seat she wasnt assigned to so she wouldnt have to sit next to me. Made me feel like a creep.

   
   I do that when I fly frontier and then I buckle up and pretend I'm asleep while the attendants do precheck that way they wont tell me I have to pay extra money to sit in my own row hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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8. 2018-08-13 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #68
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats because you actually don't know any chicks hahaahah, most women love ryan reynolds

   
   youre an idiot
   
   stfu and go rape something
9. 2018-08-13 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #69
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor I do that when I fly frontier and then I buckle up and pretend I'm asleep while the attendants do precheck that way they wont tell me I have to pay extra money to sit in my own row hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

   
   because a flight attendant would never consider waking anyone up
   
   idiot
10. 2018-08-13 at 12:34 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita When you read my posts, does anyone see a man? Or do you see a boy?

    
    I thought you were a woman.
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11. 2018-08-13 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Ember McLain Houston
    Wow I'm glad im not one of your daughters, you all sound like horrible parents.
12. 2018-08-13 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ember McLain Wow I'm glad im not one of your daughters, you all sound like horrible parents.

    
    Ignore them baby and come back to bed.
13. 2018-08-13 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Ember McLain Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ignore them baby and come back to bed.

    
    
14. 2018-08-13 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Me too sugarplum...now put that black lacy thing on.
15. 2018-08-13 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #75
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    So enteria are you going to get an abortion? If the abortian fails you can always name it abortia
16. 2018-08-13 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #76
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock solution:
    
    insert metal coat hanger deep into vagina
    
    take a firm grip on the coat hanger and do an impression of michael j fox rolling down a flight of stairs during an earthquake
    
    voila. problem solved.

    
    Would an industrial strength vacuum cleaner work?
    
    Less invasive
17. 2018-08-14 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #77
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Would an industrial strength vacuum cleaner work?
    
    Less invasive

    
    Only of you use that slit attachment.
18. 2018-08-14 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #78
    WellHung Black Hole
    Op think if ur kid is borm with birth defects or a mental disability....then what?
19. 2018-08-14 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #79
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Op think if ur kid is borm with birth defects or a mental disability….then what?

    
    Im not black.
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20. 2018-08-14 at 6:50 AM UTC

    #80
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Enterita Im not black.

    
    Haha right?!