Posts by SBTlauien

1. 2015-11-16 at 8:34 PM UTC in have you ever cheated on a gf/bf?
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I cheat on all of my boyfriends.
2. 2015-11-16 at 8:33 PM UTC in Wish me luck!
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Damn, I was anticipating the "I have bumps on dick" thread.
3. 2015-11-16 at 8:30 PM UTC in If you were walking down the sidewalk and some frat boys pulled up alongside u
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   It all depends on if it's hot out. If it's hot, I just laugh and casually wave. But if it's cold, then I'd look for any throwable item(rocks, wood, metal scraps) and would throw them back at them as hard as I could while screaming franticly.
4. 2015-11-16 at 8:27 PM UTC in Where can I buy one of those Islamic State flags?
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Would I get into legal trouble if I bought one of those Islamic State flags and propped it up when I go shoot the AK-47 I'm planning on buying?
5. 2015-11-16 at 8:08 PM UTC in Winning The Lottery Using Programming
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   After reading this I don't think it's possible. But, I'm going to write a program and just randomly generate a past results list, and then try to see if I can come up with an algorithm that won't bust. I did this around 10 years ago using BASIC, but it was for roulette. I'm talking more about the drawing type of games(Powerball and what not) rather than casino games.
   
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6. 2015-11-15 at 6 AM UTC in WHATS UP! How is everyone?
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I've been doing things in places at times.
7. 2015-11-15 at 2:41 AM UTC in What is the best movie ever?
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Fight Club
8. 2015-11-15 at 2:37 AM UTC in Winning The Lottery Using Programming
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Is it possible to bend your odds and win the lottery using programming skills and the past results? I read somewhere that's what some of the big lottery players do but I have my doubts.
9. 2015-11-15 at 2:24 AM UTC in poop theme
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   lol, it would be kind of funny though. I mean, what forum has a poop theme?
10. 2015-11-09 at 10:58 PM UTC in Buying a van to kidnap and disembody hipsters
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    I like when they hack at the spine with the knife to try to bust through it.

    
    
    Some just straight up cut it with a knife.
11. 2015-11-09 at 10:52 PM UTC in Making money using a 3D printer
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    How do we get one for free?

    
    Working that abracadabra magic. ;)
12. 2015-11-09 at 10:51 PM UTC in fix this shit
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Before I submit any long post, I always copy it just in case.
13. 2015-11-09 at 10:48 PM UTC in why is the pot illegal? yet drugs like ciggies and alcohol are???~
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Marijuana is 100% legal where I live. I'm at a laundry mat right now and I could walk over to the dispensary and buy some nuggs if I wanted to.
14. 2015-11-09 at 10:46 PM UTC in Check out this picture my friend drew of me this morning
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    He forgot to draw your penis head sticking out from beneath the laptop.
15. 2015-11-08 at 5:17 PM UTC in Anyway, IDK if ya'll have heard or care but...
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    How long will the FBI actively investigate a major hack? Seems like most perps get away.
16. 2015-11-06 at 11:26 PM UTC in Every time I go to the public library...
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    ...some disgusting guy sits near me and doesn't stop making noises. Coughing, breathing loud, talking to himself, sniffing snot up his nose... Why is it that these people need to seat themselves near me?
17. 2015-11-06 at 11:13 PM UTC in Two things Lanny
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    ^Exactly.
    
    Looks like number 2 is either fixed, or I messed up making posts in the past and had thought that there was a CR enhancement.
    
18. 2015-11-06 at 4:34 PM UTC in Two things Lanny
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    1. I'd like to see some type of border or even a line, that cuts off someones post from their signature.
    
    2. I'd like there to actually be an empty line when I press the enter key twice.
19. 2015-11-06 at 4:31 PM UTC in Never ever make a mission statement
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Totse spinoffs haven't been relevant since 2010,

    
    Way before that.
20. 2015-11-06 at 7:47 AM UTC in Does anyone else here hate punk rock girls?
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I bang a punk rock chic. The tattoos aren't really that great, but I've see some hot girls with a bunch of piercings and colored hair.