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2015-11-08 at 2:57 AM UTCI'm going for it... ;)
She loves me. This I know.
She wants "it" ...I have found out. :o
You only live once! ....Fuck it! (figuratively and literally) -
2015-11-08 at 4:25 AM UTCGodspeed. Post pics of implied qt.
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2015-11-09 at 3:19 PM UTCI recently found out an ex is in love with me but is afraid to tell me because I'm going in the military.
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2015-11-09 at 3:43 PM UTC
I recently found out an ex is in love with me but is afraid to tell me because I'm going in the military.
This is perfect. Visit her and tell her you feel the same, make passionate love to her and tell her to write you and be faithful until you come back from the great war, ideally you'd die a hero on the battlefield saving your comrades in a selfless act of heroism, as you lay dying in among your brothers in arms you'll tell them to let her know you loved her until the end to complete this tragic love story.
>A single tear was shed -
2015-11-10 at 2:54 AM UTCgood luck.
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2015-11-10 at 8:07 PM UTC
I recently found out an ex is in love with me but is afraid to tell me because I'm going in the military.
You're an idiot. -
2015-11-11 at 6:19 PM UTC
You're an idiot.
No shit, really? -
2015-11-11 at 6:20 PM UTC
This is perfect. Visit her and tell her you feel the same, make passionate love to her and tell her to write you and be faithful until you come back from the great war, ideally you'd die a hero on the battlefield saving your comrades in a selfless act of heroism, as you lay dying in among your brothers in arms you'll tell them to let her know you loved her until the end to complete this tragic love story.
>A single tear was shed
I already did the first part. Lel. But seriously, I really do "love" her, or at least the love I'm capable of. But she will no longer talk to me because she's to afraid to lose me. -
2015-11-11 at 6:36 PM UTC
I recently found out an ex is in love with me but is afraid to tell me because I'm going in the military.
i see a marriage and subsequent divorce in your near future -
2015-11-13 at 3:26 PM UTC
i see a marriage and subsequent divorce in your near future
I see no relationship, and a painful death and goodbye. -
2015-11-13 at 5:09 PM UTCI see lame.
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2015-11-14 at 11:43 PM UTCWhat... The... Fuck!...
My chances were like 99% ...and then of course that ONE FUCKING PERCENT....WHAT THE FUCK....Had to fucking happen....
Went downhill, actually more like off a cliff, FAST.
Then had to pull MAJOR damage control...
Now all its like, is a fuckin cock block party. SO PISSED!! Its pretty much BACK to square one now.
So much time & money wasted...
I was RIGHT THERE!!!!! .....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I am so mad.
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2015-11-14 at 11:46 PM UTC
Godspeed. Post pics of implied qt.
lol You know I wont. -
2015-11-16 at 1:52 PM UTClol What exactly happened?
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2015-11-16 at 8:33 PM UTCDamn, I was anticipating the "I have bumps on dick" thread.
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2015-11-17 at 3:24 PM UTCSorry to hear that bud.
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2015-11-19 at 11:32 AM UTC
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2015-11-19 at 9:23 PM UTCone day, sophist, someone's dad is going to find you, and yank your jawbone right off your skull.
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2015-11-19 at 9:59 PM UTC
one day, sophist, someone's dad is going to find you, and yank your jawbone right off your skull.
My dad tried to do that to me once, he ended up in the hospital so i'd invite anyone to try. -
2015-11-19 at 10:08 PM UTCdid he get any good pills?