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Got a Fat Lip Tonight For Being a Drunk Bitch

  1. #1
    Incessant African Astronaut
    And I still didn't give anyone up to the cops, just took the ride home when he felt regret and came back.

    I swear Texas is exactly what it says it is. You want a bitch willing to be abused, just come to Texas and she won't even complain about it.

    Even then I'm still not as much of a bitch as Kafka crying over some weak non existent claims against Sophie.

    Kafka would accuse and arrest a man just for looking at her wrong
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Your dude beat you?
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    Pretty sure women in Texas complain and start fights that they couldn't win without the state, all the time. Otherwise k r o z wouldn't have had to give money to the women's battery shelter and literally choked cheesebergers two Christmas in a row when she had it coming both times
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lawlz wtf
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    how old are you?
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Incessant And I still didn't give anyone up to the cops, just took the ride home when he felt regret and came back.

    I swear Texas is exactly what it says it is. You want a bitch willing to be abused, just come to Texas and she won't even complain about it.

    Even then I'm still not as much of a bitch as Kafka crying over some weak non existent claims against Sophie.

    Kafka would accuse and arrest a man just for looking at her wrong

    This is what internalised misogyny looks like. You need euthanasia.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka This is what internalised misogyny looks like.

    this is what a buzzword sandwich looks like


    if you haven't mouthed off enough to get someone to take a swing at you you're a gay drunk
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  8. #8
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    we got some drama on the four am's today I see
  9. #9
    Kafka sweaty
    My only rule while drinking is other people don’t want to know you’re drunk, so I’m composed.
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    Kafka sweaty
    Okay most times. There was crawling to the bath tub to die, sleeping on someone’s grave, drink driving and falling off a railing.
  11. #11
    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    meeting really drunk people on the street is fun except when they want to fight

    it's extra fun when it's 3am and nobody is around and it's a horny girl that molests you
  12. #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Incessant is underrated
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  13. #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka My only rule while drinking is other people don’t want to know you’re drunk, so I’m composed.

    R u even Irish?
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just drank from Thursday to Sunday and the worst I did was threaten my baby mom and my friend for different reasons. I really shouldn't drink and play with stix because there's always kids around, even if they're sleeping it looks bad
  15. #15
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut


    That’s Hawt 🤔
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    Originally posted by Incessant And I still didn't give anyone up to the cops, just took the ride home when he felt regret and came back.

    I swear Texas is exactly what it says it is. You want a bitch willing to be abused, just come to Texas and she won't even complain about it.

    Even then I'm still not as much of a bitch as Kafka crying over some weak non existent claims against Sophie.

    Kafka would accuse and arrest a man just for looking at her wrong

    Meow.
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  17. #17
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant And I still didn't give anyone up to the cops, just took the ride home when he felt regret and came back.

    I swear Texas is exactly what it says it is. You want a bitch willing to be abused, just come to Texas and she won't even complain about it.

  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Kafka Okay most times. There was crawling to the bath tub to die, sleeping on someone’s grave, drink driving and falling off a railing.

    wats drink driving
  20. #20
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cigreting wats drink driving

    it's where u get drunk while driving ur car to settle ur nerves and improve performance
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