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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    That's why I make gluten free or spinach pasta
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat how would you define or differentiate them?

    Kys
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    I just remember at my first meeting I didn't want to say anything. I sat in the back and when they asked if anyone was new or had 24 hours I didn't say anything. But this woman next to me had talked to me before the meeting and she kept encouraging me to raise my hand so I did and I got a silver coin.

    I went for about 6 months and I really liked it. I made sober friends and we'd go to dinner every Friday night. I never made it past the first step with my sponsor because I think I had a crush on her I didnt respect her or listen to her. Drank a lot of coffee and read a lot. It was both the happiest I've ever been and also the most lonely and not alive.

    I ended up breaking my sobriety because I was in a wedding and the guy was Cajun so they had a tradition of pulling a bottle of bourbon out of the ground and the whole wedding party took a shot. And then everyone was doing coke in her bedroom later and that was my real issue before I got sober. Went to a work event still coked out the next morning feeling like shit. After that I was sober another six months and then my friends convinced me to start drinking again. The rest is history you all know.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Good. Watching bobs burgers movie after dinner at home.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I dreamed i got into it with some dude in a parking garage and he kicked the back of my car and i gunned it in reverse and crushed him between my car n another car and then he and the other car broke through the cable barrier n fell some odd stories to the street. My gf was freaking the fuck out and i saw people standing around video taping so i started grabbing peoples phones and smashing them. Then there was some woman standing silent holding up a picture of my face to i ripped it from her hands and crumpled it up and ate it. I carjacked another car n tried to get away. Im pretty sure i left my gf crying in the smashed up car bc i do t remember her being in the getaway vehicle

    There's so much to unpack there
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Nah skinny jeans is the street name of some ruthless thug up there that lurks around town in really tight pants, murdering people who he suspects of having reduced blood flow due to opiate use.

    O.O
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Why is OP so retarded?

    I ask myself this daily.
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka No that’s gross. I am looking for a daddy though. I have a strong aversion to ddlg but think I should try it once.

    You should meet NarcAssist from here then. What even happened to him?
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    About to smoke and watch Love Island
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Aging is a natural part of life. It's a silly thing to stress about

    If you weren't such an insecure person you wouldn't fret about your physical appearance so much

    Nah it's more about being insecure that she has nothing but her looks to offer. No brains, not funny....
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bill Krozby probably upon his death…I'm sure he made the local papers.

    Negative ghost rider
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    I'm busy but I will tell me story. it was voluntary but it was also with a motive because I didn't want the judge to make AA part of my probation. So I put myself in before my court date so I would look better. I think it worked because my AA wasn't court mandated and didn't need signatures.
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked We hung out for like a week n then i never saw her again.

    Ew, seriously?
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Need song suggestions

    Whiskey lullaby
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I can't wait to see this live my second favorite YouTuber did tonight about Nicki Minaj..he swears she's sending him sub tweets ..I thought it was a reach at First but i actually saw the tweet and she's definitely subbing him 😆😩

    Can I be your new favorite YouTuber?
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Making butternut squash soup and a margarita pizza on cauliflower crust
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    This dank ass dinner I'm going to make
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Damn I was hoping it was a pool designated for people who are ill in the literal sense. Like a safe space for sick people where they can all swap germs together in a collective body of water and rejoice in the communion of it all

    That sounds like a cult scron would make up
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting it what ur gramps is wen hes fellatin me

    That's so gay. Gosh women really did you dirty and now you're a Faget yourself.... Sad story
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting too complicated for you?

    Yeah what's a Faget? A baguette made by a homosexual male?
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