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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    I just so happen to be smoking rn and my cat is playing with his catnip banana toy so like we are both living the life
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Wait now what's a sick pool?

    A sick swimming pool. With impressive design which is what makes it sick as hell.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Get her the tiny toiletries. Stop being a cheap asshole. She only asks for so much just to put up with your smelly ass.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Pole kitty is a lil bitch
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes I apologize. Share that info with your friends at your local swimming hole.

    I'm really surprised there's not a bar called the swimming hole... Thanks for the idea. It could be a swim up bar at a sick pool...
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting He who speaks the truth is the most hated, faget

    This doesn't even make sense
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon *yo're

    Lol
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ My headphones somehow switched to Japanese or Chinese, which means I just learned that 'power off' in whichever language it is is pronounced "grunjy."

    Share this info with your friends at the bar or library.

    The local bar here is called the library so can you use less confusing examples please?
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ "Yeah I let a stupid cum dumpster sit on the back of my crotch rockit like 20 years ago what a stupid BITCH. NEVER AGAIN I said from that day forward. I put down like 9 full sized towels just so her nasty female vagina wouldn't come even close to touching my precious seats on my precious ride. Then she just fucking sat there with her arms around me being all happy and enjoying the ride fucking CUNT I just KNOW the whole time she was thinking 'get all his money find a way to get all his money he's a sucker', but I knew better than to fall for her obvious PLOY. I drove her directly home, forcefully kicked her off my bike and screamed in her pathetic gold-digging face to never speak to me again WHORE WITCH DEMON BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK LADY!! I HATE YOU!!! 😡 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬"

    Hey... this belongs in the impersonation thread. Off topic posting. Haha jk
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Who said you were allowed to make threads Vinny? Stop that.
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Alot a few yrs ago. Why would you ask

    Oh my god this is the most neutral thing cigreting has ever said about women. Ahha this post is not seething with hatred against the fairer sex. This is the third seal of the apocalypse being broken.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I think I had a decent time, sleeping through it and the headache I had prior to dozing off kinda ruined the experience for me. What I learned about myself is that I should let go of the things that bother me because these things are out of my control. :)

    Nice good job. I learned I'm tenacious and I'm an entertainer at heart.
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I've known about him since I was 14 and I'm sure he knows god knows what about me, but we never actually got to know each other. He was a goth as well and isn't neurotypical. At the concert I felt like there was chemistry. I know what he's studying this year and which campus so I'm legit looking at part-time courses there just to run into him. That's not too crazy right? If anything I'd like to be friends at least and it's not often I like someone. I might change my mind tomorrow/today because I've had vodka.

    That is definitely too crazy and it is legiteamtely stalking. You should seek help before it's too late.
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I'm a master of ginger

    I didn't know you were cf but I have to say I like shudo I have found this alt and your jokes very funny. I'm also easily amused but ... Meh
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny youre is the new your

    This is the new yore
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    I'm too lazy to make those big enough to read.

    Thank you to the regulars for keeping this thread alive. I'm about to smoke and watch trash reality TV
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    So how was it? What did you learn about yourself?
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT going to bed ,, gotta get to work early tomorrow

    Good, get the hell outta here ol man. The Internet is not for boomers after 7pm.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Bradley and candyrein have selfies as their pic. I think squirrel and daddy issues did too st one point and maybe Larry legend. I kinda miss him he was fucking funny energy to be adding to this place. He was like a character from cherdleys

    Oh my god I almost made a thread asking if anyone watches cherdleys. It's so funny and to leave on auto play.

    Originally posted by aldra

    She sure does seem to have a savior complex. She said the same shit about me and as soon as I wasn't allowing her to change my mind she dropped me.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Bradley and candyrein have selfies as their pic. I think squirrel and daddy issues did too st one point and maybe Larry legend. I kinda miss him he was fucking funny energy to be adding to this place. He was like a character from cherdleys

    Oh my god I almost made a thread asking if anyone watches cherdleys. It's so funny and to leave on auto play.
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