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Would you rather have a sport bike or a cool car?

  1. #21
    Originally posted by cigreting Arent all gixers liter bikes, not 1100s

    Before your time sonny

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_GSX-R1100
  2. #22
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Alot a few yrs ago. Why would you ask

    Oh my god this is the most neutral thing cigreting has ever said about women. Ahha this post is not seething with hatred against the fairer sex. This is the third seal of the apocalypse being broken.
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  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If it had to be one or the other it's coolcar for sure. Sole reason being it's way easier to do drugs and drink and drive inside of a car. The cool 😎 part is just a bonus.
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  4. #24
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    IF we can trade sport bike into new polaris snowmobile I would pick sport bike over nice car
  5. #25
    Originally posted by mmQ If it had to be one or the other it's coolcar for sure. Sole reason being it's way easier to do drugs and drink and drive inside of a car. The cool 😎 part is just a bonus.

    That's what Anne Heche thought too...
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant Oh my god this is the most neutral thing cigreting has ever said about women. Ahha this post is not seething with hatred against the fairer sex. This is the third seal of the apocalypse being broken.

    "Yeah I let a stupid cum dumpster sit on the back of my crotch rockit like 20 years ago what a stupid BITCH. NEVER AGAIN I said from that day forward. I put down like 9 full sized towels just so her nasty female vagina wouldn't come even close to touching my precious seats on my precious ride. Then she just fucking sat there with her arms around me being all happy and enjoying the ride fucking CUNT I just KNOW the whole time she was thinking 'get all his money find a way to get all his money he's a sucker', but I knew better than to fall for her obvious PLOY. I drove her directly home, forcefully kicked her off my bike and screamed in her pathetic gold-digging face to never speak to me again WHORE WITCH DEMON BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK LADY!! I HATE YOU!!! 😡 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬"
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  7. #27
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ "Yeah I let a stupid cum dumpster sit on the back of my crotch rockit like 20 years ago what a stupid BITCH. NEVER AGAIN I said from that day forward. I put down like 9 full sized towels just so her nasty female vagina wouldn't come even close to touching my precious seats on my precious ride. Then she just fucking sat there with her arms around me being all happy and enjoying the ride fucking CUNT I just KNOW the whole time she was thinking 'get all his money find a way to get all his money he's a sucker', but I knew better than to fall for her obvious PLOY. I drove her directly home, forcefully kicked her off my bike and screamed in her pathetic gold-digging face to never speak to me again WHORE WITCH DEMON BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK LADY!! I HATE YOU!!! 😡 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬"

    Hey... this belongs in the impersonation thread. Off topic posting. Haha jk
  8. #28
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by blaster master Back in the day the big one was an 1100.

    Now there's a 600, a 750, and a 1000. I have a 600 it's badass.

    Nice man. I used to have R6's. Had a 05, 07, and a 10. They were really great bikes and never gave me and issues besides normal maintenance
  9. #29
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Before your time sonny

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_GSX-R1100

    That bike is ugly as fuck
  10. #30
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Incessant Oh my god this is the most neutral thing cigreting has ever said about women. Ahha this post is not seething with hatred against the fairer sex. This is the third seal of the apocalypse being broken.

    He who speaks the truth is the most hated, faget
  11. #31
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ "Yeah I let a stupid cum dumpster sit on the back of my crotch rockit like 20 years ago what a stupid BITCH. NEVER AGAIN I said from that day forward. I put down like 9 full sized towels just so her nasty female vagina wouldn't come even close to touching my precious seats on my precious ride. Then she just fucking sat there with her arms around me being all happy and enjoying the ride fucking CUNT I just KNOW the whole time she was thinking 'get all his money find a way to get all his money he's a sucker', but I knew better than to fall for her obvious PLOY. I drove her directly home, forcefully kicked her off my bike and screamed in her pathetic gold-digging face to never speak to me again WHORE WITCH DEMON BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK LADY!! I HATE YOU!!! 😡 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬"

    Funny how the one who speaks the truth gets you butthurt enough to write all that garbage
  12. #32
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting He who speaks the truth is the most hated, faget

    This doesn't even make sense
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Funny how the one who speaks the truth gets you butthurt enough to write all that garbage

    I was just recalling a story from my younger years why can you relate to it or something?
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  14. #34
    Originally posted by cigreting Nice man. I used to have R6's. Had a 05, 07, and a 10. They were really great bikes and never gave me and issues besides normal maintenance

    you werent riding them hard enough.
  15. #35
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Incessant This doesn't even make sense

    too complicated for you?
  16. #36
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you werent riding them hard enough.

    Uh ok, they were engineered to be straight race bikes and not cheap either. You could hold any of them to 16000 rpm redline for several minutes straight and nothing would happen.
    If your talking about any crashes, the 05 got totaled when i got hit while i was stopped and i sold the other 2, never laid any of them down because im a good rider and been on 2 wheels since i was 5
  17. #37
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting too complicated for you?

    Yeah what's a Faget? A baguette made by a homosexual male?
  18. #38
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Incessant Yeah what's a Faget? A baguette made by a homosexual male?

    it what ur gramps is wen hes fellatin me
  19. #39
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right now I'd rather have a pickup truck.

    Had a GSXR1100 as a young fella me lad…that time has passed.

    I literally got a gxsr1100 2 weeks ago and haven't taken it out since the first time I got it because I'm not comfortable on it like I am on my Harley. I'm gonna clean the 4 carbs then tell myself I'm comfortable now and can ride it. I wanna fix the clutch too it's a Lil fucky but I got it for a steal so it's ok. Idk anything about bike clutches tho so thinking of having a shop check it out, but the beat one is 20 min away so I wanna be comfortable enough to take it there first

    So that's my gay story. It sounds andbfeels awesome but I haven't torqued it real nice yet
  20. #40
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Cigreting likes crotch rockets because it's the only thing that will touch his tiny wenis. They honestly hurt my back and Harleys are way fucking cooler and more lovable 🥰💙💙💙❤️‍🔥
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