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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Aging is a natural part of life. It's a silly thing to stress about

    If you weren't such an insecure person you wouldn't fret about your physical appearance so much

    Nah it's more about being insecure that she has nothing but her looks to offer. No brains, not funny....
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bill Krozby probably upon his death…I'm sure he made the local papers.

    Negative ghost rider
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    I'm busy but I will tell me story. it was voluntary but it was also with a motive because I didn't want the judge to make AA part of my probation. So I put myself in before my court date so I would look better. I think it worked because my AA wasn't court mandated and didn't need signatures.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked We hung out for like a week n then i never saw her again.

    Ew, seriously?
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Need song suggestions

    Whiskey lullaby
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I can't wait to see this live my second favorite YouTuber did tonight about Nicki Minaj..he swears she's sending him sub tweets ..I thought it was a reach at First but i actually saw the tweet and she's definitely subbing him šŸ˜†šŸ˜©

    Can I be your new favorite YouTuber?
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Making butternut squash soup and a margarita pizza on cauliflower crust
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    This dank ass dinner I'm going to make
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Damn I was hoping it was a pool designated for people who are ill in the literal sense. Like a safe space for sick people where they can all swap germs together in a collective body of water and rejoice in the communion of it all

    That sounds like a cult scron would make up
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting it what ur gramps is wen hes fellatin me

    That's so gay. Gosh women really did you dirty and now you're a Faget yourself.... Sad story
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting too complicated for you?

    Yeah what's a Faget? A baguette made by a homosexual male?
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    I just so happen to be smoking rn and my cat is playing with his catnip banana toy so like we are both living the life
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Wait now what's a sick pool?

    A sick swimming pool. With impressive design which is what makes it sick as hell.
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Get her the tiny toiletries. Stop being a cheap asshole. She only asks for so much just to put up with your smelly ass.
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Pole kitty is a lil bitch
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes I apologize. Share that info with your friends at your local swimming hole.

    I'm really surprised there's not a bar called the swimming hole... Thanks for the idea. It could be a swim up bar at a sick pool...
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting He who speaks the truth is the most hated, faget

    This doesn't even make sense
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon *yo're

    Lol
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ My headphones somehow switched to Japanese or Chinese, which means I just learned that 'power off' in whichever language it is is pronounced "grunjy."

    Share this info with your friends at the bar or library.

    The local bar here is called the library so can you use less confusing examples please?
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ "Yeah I let a stupid cum dumpster sit on the back of my crotch rockit like 20 years ago what a stupid BITCH. NEVER AGAIN I said from that day forward. I put down like 9 full sized towels just so her nasty female vagina wouldn't come even close to touching my precious seats on my precious ride. Then she just fucking sat there with her arms around me being all happy and enjoying the ride fucking CUNT I just KNOW the whole time she was thinking 'get all his money find a way to get all his money he's a sucker', but I knew better than to fall for her obvious PLOY. I drove her directly home, forcefully kicked her off my bike and screamed in her pathetic gold-digging face to never speak to me again WHORE WITCH DEMON BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK LADY!! I HATE YOU!!! šŸ˜” šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬"

    Hey... this belongs in the impersonation thread. Off topic posting. Haha jk
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