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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Something about Bill Krozby, although infuriating, was also endearing.

    I personally would not say endearing. But I can see how other people would. Even I considered anonymously sending him cat food during covid. Mainly for the cat. But I think Red told me not to waste my money.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I prefer PIneapple

    I just learned pineapples are code for swingers and I'm starting to wonder if my neighbors have been judging me and my welcome mat this whole time
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It's shit like this that makes me hate the trans movement. I'm biologically female and identify as that. You can't pick pieces of my brain and claim it's male or female and vice versa. If you think someone like me can't be a girl then you're sexist.

    I probably am inherintly sexist. I was born in Texas and raised by a racist and misogonist so yeah there's probably some internalized shit for sure. But I am actively antimisoginisy. The morality and philosophy I choose is totally different and the way I donate money and give my time is anti-misogonist.

    I think it's funny you're so offended you think you've hurled some great insult at you. I was only sharing my observations. It only makes me think even more you're not a girl. And you're mad I'm picking up on that and talking about it in public.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka You've always struck me as being a shell of a woman Mal.

    Thank you I'm glad you're picking up the aesthetic I'm intentionally laying down.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Its not supposed to be. Shes such an aggressively boring automaton of a person- and a whiny fag to boot. Itd probably be a chore.

    I was thinking that she's just really bad at being a girl there's no way she doesn't either have an addams apple or is hikki pretending to be a woman. The way nothing she knows is new reminds me of his ps2. And he's also into lolis and age play.
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked You dont even sound interesting enough to rape.

    That's not funny dude.
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Stuck at the sushi bar because of a huge storm
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka How can you sound so positive? When my dad passed zopiclone with alcohol helped for a few months, I bought a book of Japanese death poems, a grief journal to write memories down because they do fade. My journal entries from the time were mental, my ex let me vent to her, I used my newfound anger to fight with her boyfriend for hours. I had a psychologist and remember raving to them that autism was a vampire. My dad's money helped. Then I went to England to see my ex gf and ig I was distracted from then on.

    Humans are like Skittles. We are all different colors and flavors. We handle life and death differently.

    I'm glad OP has no regrets. My inbox is always open in the loud quiet moments. And I always tell my friends we can talk about it or we can talk about anything but that. You just let me know.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm ill. I'm still bleeding but very little, it's not my period. I'm not seeing a doctor because I don't want an intimate search. My real period is due in a few days. I would drink someone's blood at this point, apparently it's okay to drink small amounts for iron. But I don't want vaccine blood and there's no volunteers. I guess I just have to be more serious about getting healthy and eat rare steak every day.

    I feel drained and like it will be hard to function today.

    Bruh. Get checked. If you have cervical cancer or something it's better to know and catch it quick.

    But also a lot of women struggle with crazy periods especially when under high stress. You should really y
    Take your health as seriously as you take your revenge....
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
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  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid that's a pretty hinged response, I think unhinged would be killing random people

    Good point. Who are you?
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra nah, kill them both

    I like when you're unhinged.
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Hasn't your wife already cheated on you before? Just cheat on her back or like... Break up. No use wasting your time figuring it out.
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    I end up waiting for four hours because as I suspected he fell asleep in the car. But it was fine because I was safe and secure and has WiFi and snacks.

    I ordered a kids quesadilla at the place open late and one more drink. So I was just floating texting people and then I went live for a bit. Finally he showed up and we left. Probably for the best because he was sober after sleeping for so long.

    Overall it was areally fun night but I definitely spent too much. I neber go out anymore tho so I don't feel bad aboit it.
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    So then we reach the part where I made everything worse. I told my bf to meet me there. But then my phone died. He always tells me to just stay put when we are seperated and I never do. Especially when drunk.

    So I tell the bartenders if my bf comes looking for me tell him I'm charging my phone in the office. I go charge my phone. Drink some water eat some chips. Call him and he says either meet me outside or meet me at the resteraunt. So I go outside again ans I don't see him. I should have looked all the way in the alley but I didn't. I go back and his phone is dead. So I just figure hell show up. They tell me that he stopped by there and they gave him the message I was at the office

    So I make friends with this gay couple that knows my friend the. Bartender. And especially be sag we are kiki ing and becoming best friends. So my bf walks in MAD. and this couple bless them they kjnd of make him laugh and make him less mad. They just kept saying "oh friend... He's mad. You better get him shot. You better use those tricks I taught you later" so we so like two rounds of shots together.

    This is where I really messed up cuz I didnt realize the bartender was pouring casa Migos instead of well because yes I can be cheap sometimes and I went there specifically for the 3 dollar sake carafes at happy hour.

    So then we convince them to go to the bar with an adult size slide. But they say it's too far and drag us to a nearby gay club. We all do another round of shots and there is a drag show happening so we are watching from the side. I forgot to mention one guy in the couple was a practitioner and had blacked out contacts on. His whole look was sick as hell.

    So we watch the drag show and ww are all dancing. And then I realized how drunk I am so we dip and don't even say bye. We get to the alley and I tell my bf to go write down his license plate number so I can validate him. He says ok and I go wait in the lobby of my building.
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    So I have up my seat twice to two groups of old rich white people. And each group was so thankful that they each offered to buy me a drink.

    This seems like a good thing but I realize this is where I staeted to get too drunk.

    I enjoyed taling to the people directly next to me way more. They were from Newport beach and they were the real life arrested development. Their frozen banana stand has been open since the 70s and had about three different owners.

    The first group the man told me you are so sweet you are just so sweet. Are you from Louisiana? And in my head I'm like wow you think nice people must be from your state. Also the two dudes in that group gave me bad vibes and kept making conversation with me and one of them I caught looking at my chest. Their wives were very beautiful for their age but they also seemed to have zero interest in talking to anyone but themselves.

    I felt bad when the cali couple asked if it was my favorite sushi place. I knew they might be disappojted in the quality but I didn't want to affect the bartenders tips if they ordered less.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Here's the rest of the story
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I think I will make more of an effort in future. I have my dad's tool shed.

    Aw look at you two getting along.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting i bet u tuk that creemy delishishness in ur as faget

    I learned it from you bitch boy..creampies from men are your favorite pastime because you're such a misogynist.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Nah

    Also I haven't been fighting with her. She came in here of her whole volition to comment on things that didn't even happen. Like why would I film people in the loo. And why would I think that drunk lady is my friend
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