Hasn't your wife already cheated on you before? Just cheat on her back or like... Break up. No use wasting your time figuring it out.
2023-02-26 at 5:50 PM UTC
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I end up waiting for four hours because as I suspected he fell asleep in the car. But it was fine because I was safe and secure and has WiFi and snacks.
I ordered a kids quesadilla at the place open late and one more drink. So I was just floating texting people and then I went live for a bit. Finally he showed up and we left. Probably for the best because he was sober after sleeping for so long.
Overall it was areally fun night but I definitely spent too much. I neber go out anymore tho so I don't feel bad aboit it.
2023-02-26 at 5:48 PM UTC
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So then we reach the part where I made everything worse. I told my bf to meet me there. But then my phone died. He always tells me to just stay put when we are seperated and I never do. Especially when drunk.
So I tell the bartenders if my bf comes looking for me tell him I'm charging my phone in the office. I go charge my phone. Drink some water eat some chips. Call him and he says either meet me outside or meet me at the resteraunt. So I go outside again ans I don't see him. I should have looked all the way in the alley but I didn't. I go back and his phone is dead. So I just figure hell show up. They tell me that he stopped by there and they gave him the message I was at the office
So I make friends with this gay couple that knows my friend the. Bartender. And especially be sag we are kiki ing and becoming best friends. So my bf walks in MAD. and this couple bless them they kjnd of make him laugh and make him less mad. They just kept saying "oh friend... He's mad. You better get him shot. You better use those tricks I taught you later" so we so like two rounds of shots together.
This is where I really messed up cuz I didnt realize the bartender was pouring casa Migos instead of well because yes I can be cheap sometimes and I went there specifically for the 3 dollar sake carafes at happy hour.
So then we convince them to go to the bar with an adult size slide. But they say it's too far and drag us to a nearby gay club. We all do another round of shots and there is a drag show happening so we are watching from the side. I forgot to mention one guy in the couple was a practitioner and had blacked out contacts on. His whole look was sick as hell.
So we watch the drag show and ww are all dancing. And then I realized how drunk I am so we dip and don't even say bye. We get to the alley and I tell my bf to go write down his license plate number so I can validate him. He says ok and I go wait in the lobby of my building.
2023-02-26 at 5:36 PM UTC
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So I have up my seat twice to two groups of old rich white people. And each group was so thankful that they each offered to buy me a drink.
This seems like a good thing but I realize this is where I staeted to get too drunk.
I enjoyed taling to the people directly next to me way more. They were from Newport beach and they were the real life arrested development. Their frozen banana stand has been open since the 70s and had about three different owners.
The first group the man told me you are so sweet you are just so sweet. Are you from Louisiana? And in my head I'm like wow you think nice people must be from your state. Also the two dudes in that group gave me bad vibes and kept making conversation with me and one of them I caught looking at my chest. Their wives were very beautiful for their age but they also seemed to have zero interest in talking to anyone but themselves.
I felt bad when the cali couple asked if it was my favorite sushi place. I knew they might be disappojted in the quality but I didn't want to affect the bartenders tips if they ordered less.
2023-02-26 at 5:30 PM UTC
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Here's the rest of the story
2023-02-18 at 10:02 PM UTC
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Nah
Also I haven't been fighting with her. She came in here of her whole volition to comment on things that didn't even happen. Like why would I film people in the loo. And why would I think that drunk lady is my friend
I'm dead. Only a devil will insult mmq. I wish you were an alt or chat gpt but I know you are real. Sad
2023-02-18 at 7:36 AM UTC
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I'll finish the story tomorrow. I'm still pissing my pants that Kafka wants to marry her cousin and I'm the one from the south. Lmfao
2023-02-18 at 7:34 AM UTC
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Also you're hilarious if you think you're going to quote mmq and think he's making fun of me. He's my homie. I choose the best people here to be friends with and share my PI with. Lol
2023-02-18 at 7:32 AM UTC
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Yes baby I'm taking back the word cunt. Cry about it some more.
End of the night and I'm still functional. And my bf and I made friends with a gay couple that we went to the club with that kept buying us drinks until we did an Irish goodbye bevause we don't like being down town when the bare close.
