I'm dead. Only a devil will insult mmq. I wish you were an alt or chat gpt but I know you are real. Sad
2023-02-18 at 7:36 AM UTC
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A Night Out with Incesscunt
I'll finish the story tomorrow. I'm still pissing my pants that Kafka wants to marry her cousin and I'm the one from the south. Lmfao
2023-02-18 at 7:34 AM UTC
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Also you're hilarious if you think you're going to quote mmq and think he's making fun of me. He's my homie. I choose the best people here to be friends with and share my PI with. Lol
2023-02-18 at 7:32 AM UTC
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Yes baby I'm taking back the word cunt. Cry about it some more.
End of the night and I'm still functional. And my bf and I made friends with a gay couple that we went to the club with that kept buying us drinks until we did an Irish goodbye bevause we don't like being down town when the bare close.
2023-02-18 at 2:40 AM UTC
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ITT Kafka is confused how you can make bar friends in 5 minutes when you have southern hospitality, a white straight smile, and tits for days.
2023-02-18 at 2:31 AM UTC
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And I have made friends with 6 old rich white people at the sushi bar that I kept moving to give space to so they wouldn't go to another resteruant like I heard both of them talking about doing.
I am a friend of service industry folx. I want them to get hella tips and I get two free drinks out of it and entertainment.
2023-02-18 at 2:29 AM UTC
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I didn't film them I filmed me also hi welcome to my Fred biotch
2023-02-18 at 2:09 AM UTC
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I had a moment when I got a bit drunk and started thinking about my dead dad. And as soon. As I looked up my fav bartender was looking at me knowingly and winked at me. I said "how do you have esp to know I was going to a dark place"
And he said you looked off.
More to come because ive made friends
2023-02-18 at 2:01 AM UTC
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I heard him say to her "I'm just trying to get to know you" and he leaned in close. It made me really glad I'm not single because this whole time I just got bad vibes from jim.
2023-02-18 at 1:58 AM UTC
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Apparently the bartender put my order in wrong but I didn't mind. I told the guy the rainbow roll was his but it turned out it was mine. He said he was relieved because he would have been grossed out if it was his and it came out in 30 seconds.
I ate one piece and packed it up to go
2023-02-18 at 1:54 AM UTC
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I spoke with the women next to me about how good that seafood place is and I mentioned wanting to try the steak house next door and she said it's a place you have to really open your check book. I'll have to make one of our work dinner res's there so that I can try it for free.
Next a really cute girl who looks like this female comic I am forgetting the name of sat down next to me with her date. He went to the bathroom and the bartender was telling the guys next to me his hh screen was still open adtwe 7 pm. She asked if she could order there too amd he wasn't sure if it would stay open.
I told her if it didn't I'd give her some sake for free and I told her to ordee my favorite pink martini here. She got her dude a Moscow mule and a rainbow roll. We chatted a bit before he came back and then she went to the restroom
2023-02-18 at 1:48 AM UTC
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I booked it over to my favorite sushi bar in the gayborhood. I made it with only 20 minutes left of happy hour. My favorite bff bartender was here of course and as soon as he saw me he said "are we doing food* and I said "no just two sake carafes" and he was like girl I already started them. On HH each carafe is only 3.50 so I ordered three and a rainbow roll to go for my bf who is picking me up later tonight. I was suppose to be having dinner here with one of my best friends for her b day but she under estimated how long it would take to install her hair so she cancelled.
When I sat down at the bar there were two dudes that my fav bartender convinced to do a shot of casa Migos. They served it with orange slices instead of limes and I'm going to have to try that some time.
The other bartender said that it brings out the sweetness of the tequila. Those guys eventually left and now there are two guys ordering a ton of sushi and sashimi. I can't tell if they are gay or business colleges.
2023-02-18 at 1:41 AM UTC
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Right before I went in there I noticed a woman in the corner doing the Wednesday dance. I wished I got it on film but then something even better happened.
She walked into the bathroom with her daughter and I forgot what she said something about sorry for being weird and I said no I'm sorry for being weird for taking videos in the bathroom. I asked If she was the one in the corner doing the Wednesday dance and she said yes and her daughter looked mortified. Her daughter started explaining about some really bad star wars voice over that the dance went with
The mom started doing the dance again and the daughter was mortified again and the mom apppogized to her ans looked at me and said I'm drunk and she's not. And I said "hopefully" because her daughter was like 12. Before the mom went to go pee she grabbed her daughters face and brought her face really close and said "your mom is a happy drunk" as if that would make all the awkwardness disappate.
I lefr after that and took some cinematic clips walking along the streets of down town to my next destination.
2023-02-18 at 1:35 AM UTC
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My down town advwnture started at about 5:15 pm. I had to take a Lyft to this fancy sea food place we went to lunch to a month ago for my report that's due today. Because I lost the receipt. Because I do that.
I decided to stay and film some content since I was already there. I had two blue agave margaritas that were actually blue and surprisingly strong even tho they were $6 on happy hour. I also got a cup of New England clam chowder because nothing else looked good and I already tried most of what I wanted there when we went a month ago. It was the most creamy deliciousness clam chowder I had ever had.
The guy at the host stand told me I couldnt take videos becaise people were seated back there that he didn't want on film. But I did it anyway and tried not to get anyone's faces in it. I went into the bathroom because duh ootd videos and it was the most beautiful bathroom with a chandelier.
2023-02-18 at 1:24 AM UTC
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Oh this girl that I'm pretty sure isn't as old as she's saying commented on a tick tock of one of my OOTD posts and said I had rizz or some shit. So maybe I do have it.
Also frala I'm drunk and all I ever wanted was to be your friend cuz you're a leo too but I was real fucked up for a real long time. If you and Lanny every vacation here I'd like to go to trader Joe's with you.
