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A Night Out with Incesscunt

  1. #1
    Incessant African Astronaut
    My down town advwnture started at about 5:15 pm. I had to take a Lyft to this fancy sea food place we went to lunch to a month ago for my report that's due today. Because I lost the receipt. Because I do that.

    I decided to stay and film some content since I was already there. I had two blue agave margaritas that were actually blue and surprisingly strong even tho they were $6 on happy hour. I also got a cup of New England clam chowder because nothing else looked good and I already tried most of what I wanted there when we went a month ago. It was the most creamy deliciousness clam chowder I had ever had.

    The guy at the host stand told me I couldnt take videos becaise people were seated back there that he didn't want on film. But I did it anyway and tried not to get anyone's faces in it. I went into the bathroom because duh ootd videos and it was the most beautiful bathroom with a chandelier.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant The guy at the host stand told me I couldnt take videos becaise people were seated back there that he didn't want on film.

    It's not a film though, people that say that are fags . What you do is start filming them when they come up to you and say "I wasn't filming you ,YOU walked into my shot, stop following me WEIRDO!"
  3. #3
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Right before I went in there I noticed a woman in the corner doing the Wednesday dance. I wished I got it on film but then something even better happened.

    She walked into the bathroom with her daughter and I forgot what she said something about sorry for being weird and I said no I'm sorry for being weird for taking videos in the bathroom. I asked If she was the one in the corner doing the Wednesday dance and she said yes and her daughter looked mortified. Her daughter started explaining about some really bad star wars voice over that the dance went with
    The mom started doing the dance again and the daughter was mortified again and the mom apppogized to her ans looked at me and said I'm drunk and she's not. And I said "hopefully" because her daughter was like 12. Before the mom went to go pee she grabbed her daughters face and brought her face really close and said "your mom is a happy drunk" as if that would make all the awkwardness disappate.

    I lefr after that and took some cinematic clips walking along the streets of down town to my next destination.
  4. #4
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I booked it over to my favorite sushi bar in the gayborhood. I made it with only 20 minutes left of happy hour. My favorite bff bartender was here of course and as soon as he saw me he said "are we doing food* and I said "no just two sake carafes" and he was like girl I already started them. On HH each carafe is only 3.50 so I ordered three and a rainbow roll to go for my bf who is picking me up later tonight. I was suppose to be having dinner here with one of my best friends for her b day but she under estimated how long it would take to install her hair so she cancelled.

    When I sat down at the bar there were two dudes that my fav bartender convinced to do a shot of casa Migos. They served it with orange slices instead of limes and I'm going to have to try that some time.

    The other bartender said that it brings out the sweetness of the tequila. Those guys eventually left and now there are two guys ordering a ton of sushi and sashimi. I can't tell if they are gay or business colleges.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    invite me next time ill watch ya back and snort lines off my phone to intimidart them
  6. #6
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I spoke with the women next to me about how good that seafood place is and I mentioned wanting to try the steak house next door and she said it's a place you have to really open your check book. I'll have to make one of our work dinner res's there so that I can try it for free.

    Next a really cute girl who looks like this female comic I am forgetting the name of sat down next to me with her date. He went to the bathroom and the bartender was telling the guys next to me his hh screen was still open adtwe 7 pm. She asked if she could order there too amd he wasn't sure if it would stay open.

    I told her if it didn't I'd give her some sake for free and I told her to ordee my favorite pink martini here. She got her dude a Moscow mule and a rainbow roll. We chatted a bit before he came back and then she went to the restroom
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  7. #7
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Apparently the bartender put my order in wrong but I didn't mind. I told the guy the rainbow roll was his but it turned out it was mine. He said he was relieved because he would have been grossed out if it was his and it came out in 30 seconds.

    I ate one piece and packed it up to go
  8. #8
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I heard him say to her "I'm just trying to get to know you" and he leaned in close. It made me really glad I'm not single because this whole time I just got bad vibes from jim.
  9. #9
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I had a moment when I got a bit drunk and started thinking about my dead dad. And as soon. As I looked up my fav bartender was looking at me knowingly and winked at me. I said "how do you have esp to know I was going to a dark place"

    And he said you looked off.

    More to come because ive made friends
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    Jesus Christ what are you going to be like in ten years. You can't film people in bathrooms, you're a creep. You haven't made friends if you just met them.

    This reminds me of that time I got off a bus in London, started throwing up behind a pillar and noticed some girl who got off the same bus was filming me like a creep. Idk why they do it because when they see I've noticed them they hide their phone and I could fight them because of it.
  11. #11
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I didn't film them I filmed me also hi welcome to my Fred biotch
  12. #12
    Incessant African Astronaut
    And I have made friends with 6 old rich white people at the sushi bar that I kept moving to give space to so they wouldn't go to another resteruant like I heard both of them talking about doing.

    I am a friend of service industry folx. I want them to get hella tips and I get two free drinks out of it and entertainment.
  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    I don't wanna be around here when you all hit dementia.
  14. #14
    Incessant African Astronaut
    ITT Kafka is confused how you can make bar friends in 5 minutes when you have southern hospitality, a white straight smile, and tits for days.
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't wanna be around here when you all hit dementia.

    I did long ago and yes you all better stay away I cut first and don't ask questions
  16. #16
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't wanna be around here when you all hit dementia.

    Bruh I'm still totally functional. You were just posting in here blasted talking about marrying your cousin for attention from your family you don't receive. I don't know what you are trying to shame me for but I've had a great night.
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  17. #17
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Incessant ITT Kafka is confused how you can make bar friends in 5 minutes when you have southern hospitality, a white straight smile, and tits for days.

    Lol
  18. #18
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Incessant ITT Kafka is confused how you can make bar friends in 5 minutes when you have southern hospitality, a white straight smile, and tits for days.

    But you can't make any friends here...
  19. #19
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka But you can't make any friends here…

    You're right. I can make friends anywhere. Even on this forum
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant My down town advwnture started at about 5:15 pm. I had to take a Lyft to this fancy sea food place we went to lunch to a month ago for my report that's due today. Because I lost the receipt. Because I do that.

    I decided to stay and film some content since I was already there. I had two blue agave margaritas that were actually blue and surprisingly strong even tho they were $6 on happy hour. I also got a cup of New England clam chowder because nothing else looked good and I already tried most of what I wanted there when we went a month ago. It was the most creamy deliciousness clam chowder I had ever had.

    The guy at the host stand told me I couldnt take videos becaise people were seated back there that he didn't want on film. But I did it anyway and tried not to get anyone's faces in it. I went into the bathroom because duh ootd videos and it was the most beautiful bathroom with a chandelier.

    Good lord! Get a hold of yourself
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