AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
The wife did the usual shopping shit on Saturday came back and I hugged her and smelled something unexpended. It was a light sent but I got a good whiff of it. Didn't think to much of it but today I used her jeep to go get some shit and that's all I could smell in the Jeep. My wife does not wear perfume.... I cannot make any accusations at this point because without proof I would be just a nutter. I need proof I need a cheap easy gps locater so I can see where she goes. Two words come to mind. FUCKING CUNT!!