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2017-02-03 at 12:39 AM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
Originally posted by cerakote you deceived me into believing your comment was of a derogatory nature until i finished reading the text body of your message
i was rused
i was T R I C K E D
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2017-02-03 at 12:30 AM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
Originally posted by cerakote you did it lad, you memed me
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2017-02-02 at 10:03 PM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
Originally posted by cerakote you make a fuckton of money
>18
>fresh out of hs
>literally no job experience needed
>making 16.5/yr starting, all expenses paid
>free insurance
>free college
>if you live in texas, extra free college
>extremely secure
>if you work in shitfuckistan you get extra hazard pay
literally the best possible option right out of high school
um.
- play with 'splosives, missiles, MANPADs, fully automatic rifles, aircraft, various types of combat and auxiliary vehicles...land, sea, and air. and blowing shit up. dude...blowing shit up is priceless.
- get multiple types of additional pay...flight pay, dive pay,housing, food, sea pay, hazardous duty pay...etc. when I was in I was collecting several but from my understanding now you're only allowed one.
- in certain jobs...access to the most classified information available to anyone, including the POTUS.
- world travel...including pussy-sampling adventures unavailable anywhere in the US.
- war stories and experience that no amount of money can buyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-02 at 6:15 PM UTC in My sister is a dumb nasty bitch
Originally posted by Bill Krozby theres tons of fat meth heads
they're obviously not very good methheads if they're fat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-02 at 5:27 PM UTC in My sister is a dumb nasty bitch
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I never met a meth girl Wtf fuck you all
you don't have to worry about them getting fatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-02 at 5:13 PM UTC in My sister is a dumb nasty bitch
Originally posted by HampTheToker About 130lbs of pure Tennessee swamp donkey.
I love crazy bitches too, but you'd have to be pretty desperate to settle for my sister. She's bipolar, bulimic, has four kids, and now a meth addiction and an itchy twat. You can do better, bro.
She snatched it up so that she could use it comfortably from her bed because the computer was too much of an inconvenience. Probably told herself she'd put it back when she got tired, but said fuck it when it actually happened. Typical self-centered bitch shit.
She's been living with me for almost a year now since she had my nephew. I endure her bullshit for his sake. Our mom is disabled, so she can't care for a toddler which leaves my youngest sister and I. My son tried to lock her out when she pulled up out of the blue last night after being gone for four or five days. I should have let him.
You're probably right, but fuck reddit. Never really gave half a wet shit about that site.
I'd hit it.
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2017-02-01 at 11:42 PM UTC in Device found in car... Can you identify it?
Originally posted by benny vader hobos dont do cross countries.
yes they do. thats the whole point of being a hoboThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-31 at 4:18 AM UTC in Device found in car... Can you identify it?
Originally posted by snab_snib that would be a felony aggravated premeditated sexual assault, and probably a hate crime.
not if you shout 'suprize butt seks!!!1!' before bending him over and cramming it up in there.
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2017-01-31 at 1:15 AM UTC in Sophie vs Scrawny
Originally posted by RisiR They are both above 9000 posts and close to Blackhole status. The ultimate no-lifer prize at NIS.
Sophie is up by about 50 posts but Methcat… well, he kinda posts a lot. Who will become the first Blackhole?
shut your cock socket about post counts, fag magnet.
i remember on skankery or totse2 or one of those sites you would literally post bullshit in a pathetic attempt at getting the highest post count on the site
every two days your new threads would be 'im quitting this site forever and never coming back'
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2017-01-31 at 1:33 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
Originally posted by RisiR Yea, let's stop this right here, ok?
risirnoceros
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2017-01-30 at 5:59 PM UTC in Peeing your pants
Originally posted by greenplastic You have issues, for real. I mean everyone here probably does but you seem like it's on a new level. It's not normal to respond to every single thing you don't like with a weird attempt to convince yourself and others that you're going to rape them in a some gruesome fashion. Like do you actually believe that? It seems like you're really trying to convince yourself that that's the way it actually is, like you're actually some macho man randy savage that just goes around raping everyone as a way to assert their dominance. Why can't you just be normal and use drugs and alcohol to cope with your problems like the rest of us?
there's no attempting to convince anything...I'm wholly sincere in wanting to use the head of my cock to turn your tonsils into yoghurtThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-28 at 12:56 AM UTC in My Problem?
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Mental illness is not for everyone.
You have to be more concrete than just getting numbers and phoning people, who the fuck does that?, maybe in the 80's that would be cool. Lets say you are competing against me for example and this girl gives you her number and you walk away, do a fist pump, call her, no response and make this thread.
Heres what I do, go up to the girl and fuck the number say "hey lets grab some chicken tendies and catch a movie tonight hot stuff" so she says yes because its a CONCRETE PLAN. She completely forgets you and when you call her later she is busy fucking me which is why she didn't pick up.
amateur.
with some duct tape and a baseball bat you can skip all that bullshit foreplay and get right to the splayed-leg cunt plundering.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-21 at 7:56 PM UTC in The plight of the modern American
Originally posted by snab_snib from the age of 4 to 8, children will be taught to read, write, and perform fundamental arithmetic.
from the age of 8 to 18, education should mainly take the form of hard physical training. graduation from primary school at 18 will be dependent on having reached the natural physical limit of ones strength and fitness. education will basically be 4 hours of hard physical training, gymnastics, calisthenics, boxing, wrestling, and 4 hours of free time where activity is restricted to learning about whatever you wish, in facilities designed to spark the imagination and curiosity of the young and provide them the resources and teachers for them to explore the knowledge, skills, professions, etc. that interests them most.
all citizens have to re-qualify in weapons handling and fitness for military action on a yearly basis in order to vote, until they are 40 years old.
there is no reason why literally every citizen should not be ripped.
this, but with the following modifications:
- no hard, extensive physical exertion until puberty. notice i didnt state a specific age, but the specific time of physiology where the human body is more suited to physically demanding tasks. pre-puberty physical activity should be what the child wants to do for fun, but slightly 'encouraged' to do more. (ever seen a toddler getting chased through a store by its mother? she can barely keep up and its only through her larger legs that shes able to. little kids are more physically capable than un-trained adults, pound for pound)
everyone is mentally and physically different and age should have ZERO effect on what placement an individual has in a school or training program. aptitude and ability should be the sole determination.
- i cant even stress enough how combat tactics should be taught to every physically and mentally capable individual. (no, low-order retards shouldnt get any more advanced martial training than basic safety...they just arent capable of making the decision of taking a human life. again...this is determined by placement tests. ive seen some high-functioning retards i wouldnt mind being in hard combat with.) although its horrible to say so in a civilized society, every capable person should
- school is ridiculous is what it teaches and does a horrible job at creating a well-rounded adult. there needs to me more than just math and reading. there needs to be some basic engineering, plumbing, medical (first aid/physiology), construction, electrical, civic, legal, mechanical, automotive principles and repairs, economics, etc.
- school should be voluntary. if you dont want to go...fine...stay the hell out and dont interfere with those who want to learn or teach. i have experiences from grade school, through high school, to college, and military courses where there were always the non-performers who made the learning experience for those who wanted to learn more arduous.
and none of that bullshit the asians pull where kids are in school 23 hours of the day, never see their parents, and if they dont get the highest grades in the school theyre pariahs and shunned. competition is one thing...and a good thing...but everyone cant get first prize. if you dont...get over it. making kids spend their entire lives in school doing rote learning is worse for them than leaving them illiterate. stupid asians.
Originally posted by snab_snib there is no reason why literally every citizen should not be ripped.
there are people physiologically incapable of extensive physical development and advancement. as long as they attempt to do their best and try in society, everyone should be equally 'appreciated.' i.e., i sure to fuck would never want to be a garbage man or the guy that cleans out those septic tanks. that being the case...i sure to fuck would never ridicule or berate one since theyre doing a functional and vital service.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-25 at 3:35 AM UTC in Well it looks like james holmes was a victim of gang stalking
Originally posted by Bill Krozby this is the first time I've ever brought up black goo.
spitting instead of swallowing again? at least he didn't drop it in your assThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-28 at 3:40 AM UTC in Polyamorymonogamy is an artificially induced state of human sexuality which is wholly incompatible with the base instincts.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-23 at 3:07 AM UTC in bitchslapping forum members on video then posting
Originally posted by greenplastic
that made all kinds of no sense at all.
not at all.
not even a little bit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-21 at 7:58 PM UTC in The plight of the modern American
Originally posted by snab_snib i read a robert heinlein book when i was young.
it was about some rich guy who wants to fuck his secretary whos boyfriend is literally a cuck, and she dies, and then he dies? something like that, anyways, he gets his brain planted in her body, and then the rest of the books is about him acclimating to being a female and discovering his sexuality, and he fucks his best friend, a male lawyer, and it's really creepy and awkward. i think the book was called 'stranger in a strange land' or something. it was a while ago. anyways, i never wanted to read another one of his books.
i read that one and know what youre talking about. ive read most of his books and he did have a serious psycho-sexual disorder. he had a lot of books where the daughter was sexual with the father...or vice versa...or the son was sexual with the mother...or vice versa.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-20 at 5:32 PM UTC in Help a Nigga out- this is a call to the OG cool niggas to help my friend in a small way
Originally posted by Bill Krozby 90 percent of black on white "anal rape" in texas is consensual , its a well known fact that even clyde from bonnie and clyde gave his ass to the blacks
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2017-01-20 at 1:56 AM UTC in You ain't never hitting this shit mothafucka
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump A girl decides in the first 10 minutes if she's ever gonna fuck you or not.
false.
i cant even count how many times chicks have told me im never going to fuck them then i not only wind up fucking them...but they blow up my phone trying to get me to fuck them.
- a hot chick from high school who friend-zoned me told me for years id never get into her pants. a few years later she was on her couch with her ankles behind her head and my balls fighting each other for who was going to plug her cervix first. virtually every time i become single i manage to hook up with her and for the low, low price of a massage she allows me the usage of her orifices.
- several models i was photographing told me they didnt sleep with her photographers. i now have pics of my dick in them. no, you cant see any of the ones i havent already posted before.
on the same note...i cant think of how many chicks ive wanted to fuck or did fuck into bowleggedness then months or years later discovered what a bullet i dodged by not staying / getting with them.
- a chick from high school who i tried my damnedest to get with all the way until she left for college constantly rebuffed my advances. i ran into her at a grocery store a few years ago. she had apparently consumed an elephant whole and it was still residing within her, undigested
- an average looking chick i was involved with decided she didnt want to hang out anymore. i saw her at a realtor convention a year or two ago and she seems to have undertaken plastic surgery to make her look like the spitting image of the wicked witch of the west.
- chick with possibly the nicest ass and tightest cooch ive ever plugged turned into a sea cow a few years after we broke up. shes now married to some sort of pachyderm.
- good looking virgin (ive posted her pics here previously) constantly was trying to get me to have sex with her without a condom. i didnt hear from her for a month and voila...shes pregnant by some guy who she managed to convince to fuck her without a rubber
- another good looking chick i was banging (im pretty sure i posted her pics on here somewhere) was also repeatedly trying to get us to have sex sans-rubber. we stopped hanging out after she moved out west. last i heard from her she was single and had just spritzed out a sprog.
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2017-01-18 at 1:15 AM UTC in Every time I post someone diesget on with it. eventually its going to be a suicide post.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
