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Device found in car... Can you identify it?

  1. #1
    Someone is tracking me, what do I do?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    stick it to a feral cat

    was there supposed to be an image attached?
  3. #3
    Get a radio signal detector.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    cram it up the asshole of a hobo.

    theyll have a grand old time tracking that fucker cross-country
  5. #5
    TreyGowdy Houston
    I would be more concerned about the person tracking you than the device.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock cram it up the asshole of a hobo.

    theyll have a grand old time tracking that fucker cross-country

    that would be a felony aggravated premeditated sexual assault, and probably a hate crime.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib that would be a felony aggravated premeditated sexual assault, and probably a hate crime.

    not if you shout 'suprize butt seks!!!1!' before bending him over and cramming it up in there.

    right up the wazoo.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock not if you shout 'suprize butt seks!!!1!' before bending him over and cramming it up in there.

    right up the wazoo.


    if you want to rape a hobo, you don't have to make up a big story about being gangstalked and tracked.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by snab_snib if you want to rape a hobo, you don't have to make up a big story about being gangstalked and tracked.

    Someone should tell Bill Krozby about that.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib if you want to rape a hobo, you don't have to make up a big story about being gangstalked and tracked.

    no...to avoid raping a hobo offer him a moldy sandwich and he'll gladly perform any sex act or act of deviance your heart desires.
  11. #11
    Its a dildo you homo
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock cram it up the asshole of a hobo.

    theyll have a grand old time tracking that fucker cross-country

    hobos dont do cross countries.
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader hobos dont do cross countries.

    yes they do. thats the whole point of being a hobo
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  14. #14
    Wrap your car in tin foil?
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by reject Wrap your car in tin foil?

    wont work. the signal with get thru the aluminum...its too thin.
  16. #16
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock yes they do. thats the whole point of being a hobo

    less and less are doing that as time goes on.
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib less and less are doing that as time goes on.

    then find the hobo that does the most traveling
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock yes they do. thats the whole point of being a hobo

    sorry. the hobos I know dont. guess you have wayward mobility there.
  19. #19
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by reject Wrap your car in tin foil?

    the production of tin foils ceased in 1983 in the us. 1997 in china, which supplies the whole world.
  20. #20
    Petition the government and protest.
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