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  1. #1
    A girl decides in the first 10 minutes if she's ever gonna fuck you or not.

    A guy spends every day figuring out how to fuck various girls.

    Didn't it used to be the reverse?. Example: Mad Men.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't. The female gender is of no concern to me.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Malice I don't. The female gender is of no concern to me.

    Yet you dream of beautiful waifus. Hypocrite.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump A girl decides in the first 10 minutes if she's ever gonna fuck you or not.

    A guy spends every day figuring out how to fuck various girls.

    Didn't it used to be the reverse?. Example: Mad Men.

    its all give and take, about ten years ago this girl i saw never fucked me, and played a lot of games and she later ent up just fucking me, then a month later asked if i would hand and i said im busy im going to a concert, haven't ever heard from her again in the last 2 years. some people are like that. i have all kinds of girls hit me up from the past that i have fucked and tell them im not interested and sometimes they come back, sometimes they dont.

    girls like to try to keep guys on tabs its fairly obvious (as i guy i dont do that with girls) when i was with my drug dealer girl in heb a couple months ago a girl saw over ten years ago came up to me and asked if I was that guy and i said yeah i am. and that was it, something makes me think i will see her in another few years. every few years she comes up to me out of nowhere.


    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-20T00:43:26.314417+00:00
  5. #5
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump A girl decides in the first 10 minutes if she's ever gonna fuck you or not.

  6. #6
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump A girl decides in the first 10 minutes if she's ever gonna fuck you or not.

    If she sees you coming that is.

    ZONGO!
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by Malice I don't. The female gender is of no concern to me.

    And you are of no concern to them
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby its all give and take, about ten years ago this girl i saw never fucked me, and played a lot of games and she later ent up just fucking me, then a month later asked if i would hand and i said im busy im going to a concert, haven't ever heard from her again in the last 2 years.

    This is my other point, you can almost always talk any girl into it, It's not very hard.

    But still, its always the female in the power position.
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump A girl decides in the first 10 minutes if she's ever gonna fuck you or not.

    false.

    i cant even count how many times chicks have told me im never going to fuck them then i not only wind up fucking them...but they blow up my phone trying to get me to fuck them.

    - a hot chick from high school who friend-zoned me told me for years id never get into her pants. a few years later she was on her couch with her ankles behind her head and my balls fighting each other for who was going to plug her cervix first. virtually every time i become single i manage to hook up with her and for the low, low price of a massage she allows me the usage of her orifices.

    - several models i was photographing told me they didnt sleep with her photographers. i now have pics of my dick in them. no, you cant see any of the ones i havent already posted before.

    on the same note...i cant think of how many chicks ive wanted to fuck or did fuck into bowleggedness then months or years later discovered what a bullet i dodged by not staying / getting with them.

    - a chick from high school who i tried my damnedest to get with all the way until she left for college constantly rebuffed my advances. i ran into her at a grocery store a few years ago. she had apparently consumed an elephant whole and it was still residing within her, undigested
    - an average looking chick i was involved with decided she didnt want to hang out anymore. i saw her at a realtor convention a year or two ago and she seems to have undertaken plastic surgery to make her look like the spitting image of the wicked witch of the west.
    - chick with possibly the nicest ass and tightest cooch ive ever plugged turned into a sea cow a few years after we broke up. shes now married to some sort of pachyderm.
    - good looking virgin (ive posted her pics here previously) constantly was trying to get me to have sex with her without a condom. i didnt hear from her for a month and voila...shes pregnant by some guy who she managed to convince to fuck her without a rubber
    - another good looking chick i was banging (im pretty sure i posted her pics on here somewhere) was also repeatedly trying to get us to have sex sans-rubber. we stopped hanging out after she moved out west. last i heard from her she was single and had just spritzed out a sprog.
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  10. #10
    Tell us about your homosexual adventures next, Twinkie.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump This is my other point, you can almost always talk any girl into it, It's not very hard.

    Everyone knows infinitsock replaces the word "man" with "woman" and pregnant means AIDS
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    The Dude Yung Blood
    Originally posted by RisiR If she sees you coming that is.

    ZONGO!

    Zibbitty Bibbitty
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump A girl decides in the first 10 minutes if she's ever gonna fuck you or not.

    A guy spends every day figuring out how to fuck various girls.

    Didn't it used to be the reverse?. Example: Mad Men.

    the destruction of traditional values led to our sexual culture becoming barbaric. if we don't correct our course we're headed for disaster.

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck your traditional values and fuck you too.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Fuck your traditional values and fuck you too.

  16. #16
    Working men used to rule the world. Now its rich wives.
  17. #17
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    hey, you want 'equality', don't you goy? that way, both spouses have to work to achieve the same nominal spending power of one man in the 50's! don't worry, you can send your kids to our (((public schools))) while you're working! and the courts will make sure that women have the power to leave a man and take everything away from him at any time, including his children, through divorce court! teaching people to moderate their base impulses for the sake of a higher order in life is just shabby old puritanism, goy!

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  18. #18
    Fancy art, bruh.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR Fancy art, bruh.

    i made these three in the last couple days





    i try to learn a new technique each time
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib

    upper left corner. inside joke.
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