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2017-01-20 at 2:21 AM UTC in I’m gonna make a thread about nothing.
Originally posted by mmQ *pin drop*
pick it up, lover. -
2017-01-20 at 2:20 AM UTC in Freedom is a choice.
Originally posted by RisiR Wait a minute…..
For real, though. Good slogan. Super edgy and kinda gay. We should incorporate it.
of course youd want to incorporate anything gay.
right into your pooper. -
2017-01-20 at 2:18 AM UTC in For Trump's inaugeration i am celebrating with loads of drugs.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty sure you're a faggot and lanny is a murican, cry harder german fagg boi
hes not german...hes serbian, pretending to be german.
fucking romanian fuck -
2017-01-20 at 2:14 AM UTC in I’m gonna make a thread about nothing.
Originally posted by RisiR Your mother's soaking wet pussy dripping my cum all over her hairy asshole.
at least i have a mother. you have two daddies and a near sighted paraplegic gerbil name 'spelunker' tied up in the basement. -
2017-01-20 at 2:11 AM UTC in Shitposting competition.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah im not into old grey haired faggot fucks, cry harder faggot
youre under the mistaken impression you have a choice in the matter -
2017-01-20 at 2:09 AM UTC in Shitposting competition.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby this thread is a gay whore! i eatcha mom errrr night fly boi!
ill give you some belly button lint and all the pennies i have in my pocket if you swallow -
2017-01-20 at 2:06 AM UTC in I’m gonna make a thread about nothing.id fap to that
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2017-01-20 at 2:03 AM UTC in I’m gonna make a thread about nothing.im currently naked and am cupping my balls in anticipation of someone posting something worthy of fapping to
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2017-01-20 at 2:02 AM UTC in How do serial killerer/rapists/cannibals come out?
Originally posted by the holy ghost If you can make these faces you're a psychopath
thats nothing unusual. every betafag that goes to prison makes those faces eventually. -
2017-01-20 at 1:56 AM UTC in You ain't never hitting this shit mothafucka
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump A girl decides in the first 10 minutes if she's ever gonna fuck you or not.
false.
i cant even count how many times chicks have told me im never going to fuck them then i not only wind up fucking them...but they blow up my phone trying to get me to fuck them.
- a hot chick from high school who friend-zoned me told me for years id never get into her pants. a few years later she was on her couch with her ankles behind her head and my balls fighting each other for who was going to plug her cervix first. virtually every time i become single i manage to hook up with her and for the low, low price of a massage she allows me the usage of her orifices.
- several models i was photographing told me they didnt sleep with her photographers. i now have pics of my dick in them. no, you cant see any of the ones i havent already posted before.
on the same note...i cant think of how many chicks ive wanted to fuck or did fuck into bowleggedness then months or years later discovered what a bullet i dodged by not staying / getting with them.
- a chick from high school who i tried my damnedest to get with all the way until she left for college constantly rebuffed my advances. i ran into her at a grocery store a few years ago. she had apparently consumed an elephant whole and it was still residing within her, undigested
- an average looking chick i was involved with decided she didnt want to hang out anymore. i saw her at a realtor convention a year or two ago and she seems to have undertaken plastic surgery to make her look like the spitting image of the wicked witch of the west.
- chick with possibly the nicest ass and tightest cooch ive ever plugged turned into a sea cow a few years after we broke up. shes now married to some sort of pachyderm.
- good looking virgin (ive posted her pics here previously) constantly was trying to get me to have sex with her without a condom. i didnt hear from her for a month and voila...shes pregnant by some guy who she managed to convince to fuck her without a rubber
- another good looking chick i was banging (im pretty sure i posted her pics on here somewhere) was also repeatedly trying to get us to have sex sans-rubber. we stopped hanging out after she moved out west. last i heard from her she was single and had just spritzed out a sprog.
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2017-01-19 at 5:52 PM UTC in Waiting 2 whole days to destroy leftists
Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Its time that a good old fashion gay bashin becomes legal again.
wait...it's lot legal now? what?
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2017-01-18 at 1:21 AM UTC in I am a triggered a conspiracytheroist here in texasthat freak looks like the full-retard spawn of coach klein and farmer fran having a gay-seks baby.
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2017-01-18 at 1:17 AM UTC in Dropping out of school because your dad wont buy you fish oiland people criticize me when i state post-partum abortion is a good thing.
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2017-01-18 at 1:15 AM UTC in Every time I post someone diesget on with it. eventually its going to be a suicide post.
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2017-01-18 at 1:14 AM UTC in ultimate desguised
Originally posted by bling bling shave ur head buyt
ware an afro cap wen u do the crinnes
you need to go back to school. dropping out in 3rd grade was a mistake. -
2017-01-17 at 4:58 PM UTC in i feel like im on a beachI can only imagine what the DHS clowns could possibly be thinking, reading these dumb ass posts
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2017-01-17 at 3:17 AM UTC in The Killing Consultant
Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly This story is 100% fictitious.
true
Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Surprisingly not many people are looking to hire murders these days.
false. business is booming for the fish feeding business.
Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Then one day I logged into my site to check for messages,
false. no professional has any part of their setup connected to the internet
Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly A standard bleach and ammonia poisoning would do the trick.
false. that'd never work and that concoction is no guarantee of a fatality.
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2017-01-16 at 11:52 PM UTC in Being a sjw/ being a people helperyoure lucky you didnt get tied up and butt fucked
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2017-01-16 at 11:50 PM UTC in wtf are girl gamers
Originally posted by the holy ghost
i look nice
its one of my few good qualities
pray you never go to prison
you have a purty mouth -
2017-01-16 at 11:49 PM UTC in Happy Martin Luther King Day niggashappy james earl ray day, niggers
