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2017-01-31 at 1 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
Originally posted by mmQ You are an essential element to this garden. You are the tomato plant. We need you for ketchup and spaghetti sauce and things like that. Everyone has their function. Spectral is a turnip. Scron is the carrots. Bill Krozby, the onions. Sploo, the squash. Lanny, the cabbage. Malice, the cucumbers. Sophie, the parsley. Actor, the asparagus. Greenplastic, the lettuce. Aldra, the avocado. Reject, the couliflour. Bling, the weeds. Hamp, the broccoli. Discount, the kale. All the rest of the newer posters and alts are the soil. Anyone I forgot to mention is fertilizer. Everyone serves a function. Let's make this garden great again.
*MAXIMUM CRINGE*
damned right...
youre all vegetables -
2017-01-31 at 12:56 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
Originally posted by Discount Whore $500 for a half hour malice
$500 for the whole (no pun intended...or was...whichever) day, maybe... -
2017-01-30 at 11:53 PM UTC in I can't post here anymore
Originally posted by RisiR Why are you even posting here?
thats ironic, considering the topic of this thread -
2017-01-30 at 11:52 PM UTC in Things I've learned about fitness
Originally posted by greenplastic lol, dipshit.
you are without a doubt the least intelligent member on this forum
considering youre the one that has no clue on basic physiology...
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2017-01-30 at 11:49 PM UTC in trew up on my garden 10x^% more this timestick a butt plug into your throat. thatll hold it down
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2017-01-30 at 11:46 PM UTC in New.
Originally posted by Dargo Hey fags.
I'm too young for Totse, but remember reading practically all of Zoklet before it shut down (esp. mQ's weird ass stories). Cool to find you guys again.
I know none of you give a flying fuck, but here's my fun take on this forum after going through it:
Sophie, RisiR, and a few others are pretty good. It's nice when people contribute a little more than sheer retardation every now and then.
Speaking of retardation, it's a mystery why you guys put up with Bill Krozby. At least he's red pilled I guess.
Lanny's clearly a fag.
Snab Snib looks to be the product of too much feminism shoved down one's throat.
Reject is the definition of a basic bitch.
Bling Bling is an artist.
lol Spectral's still here.
That's about it. The rest of you kinda just melt into the background.
Oh and yeah, yeah, I'm an alt. I'll go kill myself now. kthxbaicya
anyone that thinks risir is anything other than a slimy piece of vaginal drizzle has an extreme mental disorder and should be institutionalized.
and, no one gives a fuck what your opinion on anything is.
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2017-01-30 at 11:41 PM UTC in I can't post here anymore
Originally posted by RisiR Seriously.
A bunch of whiny losers, pedophiles and tech nerds.
I'm non of the above. The people who take drugs are all weird hippies I can't talk to because they piss me off and hating on Bill Krozby got stale.
It isn't fun anymore. Nothing cool happens.
good riddance, faggot -
2017-01-30 at 11:28 PM UTC in Peeing your pants
Originally posted by RisiR PISS PANTS FAG! PISS PANTS FAG! HAHAHAHA!
let play a game.
its called...lets see how far i can cram my cock up your crapper before you squeal like a piggy getting raped by a brontosaurus... -
2017-01-30 at 11:26 PM UTC in Peeing your pants
Originally posted by greenplastic Obvious infinityshock alt.
i have no alts, nigger -
2017-01-30 at 11:25 PM UTC in Don't ever get married
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I got cucked by the pickle jar today, It was really hard to open =(
if you had rinsed the pickle juice off first it wouldnt have hurt so bad.
or...is that exactly what youre into...
or more appropriately, what is into you... -
2017-01-30 at 11:23 PM UTC in Don't ever get married
Originally posted by Malice Serious question: Would you let me cuck you and lose my virginity via your wife? As in, you could be in the room watching, possibly tied up, if you wanted. Being a handholdless virgin, I am of course as pure as the morning snow. Just curious. I've honestly had other members offer to let me fuck their wife of girlfriend in the past because they felt so bad for me.
ive let virgins bang chicks of mine... -
2017-01-30 at 5:59 PM UTC in Peeing your pants
Originally posted by greenplastic You have issues, for real. I mean everyone here probably does but you seem like it's on a new level. It's not normal to respond to every single thing you don't like with a weird attempt to convince yourself and others that you're going to rape them in a some gruesome fashion. Like do you actually believe that? It seems like you're really trying to convince yourself that that's the way it actually is, like you're actually some macho man randy savage that just goes around raping everyone as a way to assert their dominance. Why can't you just be normal and use drugs and alcohol to cope with your problems like the rest of us?
there's no attempting to convince anything...I'm wholly sincere in wanting to use the head of my cock to turn your tonsils into yoghurt -
2017-01-30 at 5:39 PM UTC in In prison its not gay if you're the pitcher...
Originally posted by -SpectraL Or yell out loudly, "I have AIDS!!".
that doesn't work when the reply is 'me too!' -
2017-01-30 at 5:37 PM UTC in Don't ever get married
Originally posted by Discount Whore Oy. Who said she rarely wants to have sex with me? This thread was like three weeks ago faggots. We have sex usually once everyday, she was just recovering from surgery.
I know 100% she's fucking other guys because we fuck other guys together.
I'll let you borrow mine if I can borrow yours -
2017-01-30 at 3:10 AM UTC in Peeing your pants
Originally posted by greenplastic that's how he acts in every thread
don't worry...I have enough nut butter for everyone. you don't have to feel left out. -
2017-01-30 at 3:10 AM UTC in Peeing your pants
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ITT bill the cat acts like a fag with ptsd
/thread
that makes your my main bitch.
grab your ankles and smile...your colon is about to get traumatized -
2017-01-30 at 2:03 AM UTC in Peeing your pants
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ITT bill the cat is a PISS PANTS FAG
shut your cock socket and go have your mommy change your diaper. -
2017-01-30 at 2:03 AM UTC in Peeing your pants
Originally posted by mmQ Translation: I have pent up shame.
I pissed my pants cuz I wanted to play. I did it then and I'd do it now.
THANK YOU
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2017-01-30 at 12:07 AM UTC in Peeing your pants
Originally posted by greenplastic It's not a big deal to us because we don't do it well into adulthood like you probably do
my post was a public service message...not a request for commentary, you incontinent faggot. -
2017-01-29 at 11:20 PM UTC in Things I've learned about fitness
Originally posted by greenplastic Dude are you fucking kidding me with those links? After all that shit talking you did about me being in 3rd grade and shit, it's obvious you either didn't comprehend a thing those studies were saying, or just posted it with the hope that I wouldn't read it and you could look smart.
The first article is specifically about cutting. They specifically mention muscle retention (retention means keeping the muscle you already have, in case you didn't know) and losing fat. They then go on to say that the best way to do this involves eating carbohydrates anyways.
"Caloric intake should be set at a level that results in bodyweight losses of approximately 0.5 to 1%/wk to maximize muscle retention. Within this caloric intake, most but not all bodybuilders will respond best to consuming 2.3-3.1 g/kg of lean body mass per day of protein, 15-30% of calories from fat, and the reminder of calories from carbohydrate."
The second one is about a post workout meal, and whether or not having carbs with protein helps build muscle more than protein alone. And their conclusion?
"The paucity of data will be discussed, thus our conclusions are that further studies are necessary prior to any conclusions that enable evidence-based recommendations to be made."
I rest my fucking case.
there's no hope for you. your attempts at going full retard are a success.
go look at the molecular structure of carbs and proteins...then the physical structure of muscle tissue.
it is physically impossible for carbohydrates to create, form, or become in any way muscle.
