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Posts by infinityshock

  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cerakote … taking any orifice presented to you?

    raised my had...

    im not averse to creating an orifice when said orifice fails to be presented.
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Oh, fun fact, I recall coming across some data showing that lesbian couples actually had the highest rates of domestic violence, and gays the lowest.

    true.

    i had a lesbian date cancelled due to her mother coming over, starting fisticuffs, then getting hauled away to the pokey.

    the chick and her wife were always fighting.
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop I wonder if lesbians have tight strange..I mean sure they prob use dildos and what not but they aren't getting plowed on the regular and I'd guess they mostly play with each others clits and shit too…semi srs post…

    i banged a married (to a woman) lesbo and she was decently tight...in both holes. they never used dildos.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    i just leave it in my pockets when i toss my clothes in the washing machine
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly width depth and height are all just lengths bro. think about that shit man.

    its semantics. play it however you want.
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by reject There's nothing morally wrong with stealing from big national/multinational companies.

    Stealing from small independent shops is wrong. Stealing from some people is wrong but from others it's morally acceptable, or even encouraged. If I ever went back to my dad's I'd steal all his partners morphine and other painkillers to leave her in pain and that would be ok.

    true.

    large stores set their prices to take full advantage of the consumer...generally those that can least afford it. the markup on some things is absurd. an item that costs $2 to make is wholly unjustified in being advertised/sold for $50. i-phones that cost $140 to produce being sold for $800? what the shit?

    i would never steal...but if i ever did, id specifically leave alone locally-owned shops, like 'ace hardware' and generously focus on jude ripoff shops like homo depot. i hate that place...and how they rip people off. for example, there is a tool box theyre selling for $25.00-ish that i know costs about $3.00 to produce, including labor. they seriously need to rip people off for that much profit? fucking jedis. and target. those faggot-fucks ...if i shoplifted i would shoplift there, even though there is literally not one thing i want enough from that place to buy, much less steal.

    i cant say for certain, but i have a belief that a certain big-box store formerly located near where i live, which was infested with der juden, went out of business due to uncontrolled shoplifting of so many items their profits couldnt keep up. things were removed from the shelf, snuck out of the store, and literally dropped into the trash can at the outside of the doors. funny story i heard: a group of shoplifters 'shoplifted' bolt cutters and other tools from the tool section, brought them into the bathroom and hid them in the drop-ceiling, then about an hour before the store closed hid. several hours after closing, they emerged from their hiding places, retrieved the items they hid, then used them to liberate expensive electronics and sporting goods items that were tied down with security wires. this was back before video cameras, but the motion sensors went off and cut short their festivities. the irony was...the alarm didnt go off until the jedielry section was raided...and they didnt even want any jedielry; they ran out of stuff they actually wanted.
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby About a year ago, I went to walgreens at like 3 in the morning to go get some ephedrine from the pharmacist, and I also paid for some pringles at his register.

    I even acknowledged the guy at the front register as I walked in as to not seem shady, giving him a head nod.

    When I left the store and was walking to the other side of the street, this black dude and some other guy that worked there was like "hey you were are you going?!" and I said "home" and kept walking they started running after me and I was doing like a light jog just to fuck with them. All of a sudden I stopped and stood there and the black dude took off his shirt like he was going to beat my ass and I just whipped out my receipt and handed it to the dude that still had his shirt on and I said go fuck yourself you idiots.

    So for the next month whenever I went in the store drunk, I would start ragging on the black dude, "ooooh its the guy tried to beat me up for stealing!" hahahaha

    we're cool with each other now

    if you hadnt stolen anything you should have let them do whatever they wanted to you. (its not like you havent sold your ass before...after that, nothing else is any less degrading)

    you would have been the latest winner of the nigger lottery.
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I once stole 2k in cash, ent up getting caught and did 3.5 years of probation for it. Klonopin is a hell of a drug!

    i know of a homo that stole 6-figures, give or take, along with some of his co-workers from his job. before the authorities could prosecute him he died of aids. his boyfriend/husband got to keep the money and to this day still lives in the house he bought with the stolen cash. true story.
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ A vagina has length.

    a vagina has depth.
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by blackbird Only high class escorts make $3000 per fuck.

    they arent called escorts and they dont advertise.

    the only way to find chicks like that are via referral.

    if a chick comes to you or advertises for more than $500/hr...shes a hooker and not worth it.

    no hooker is worth it...its cheaper to just get a regular chick, take her out to dinner and a movie, buy her something she likes, and fuck her.

    EDIT: additionally...if a chick charges more than $2k or $3k, shes basing her price on the perceived income of the dude shes trying to rip off. the best that there is goes for $2k a night. the whore that fucked that dude from two-and-a-half-fags for $10k ripped that dude off hard core.

    Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-02-07T23:42:57.150064+00:00
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my parents have been together for almost 30 years and they came through town the other day and we went to dinner, it was good to see them. You should quit projecting your own childhood on me, its not healthy

    This is where the healing begins, riser. You're in a safe place right now and we all care about you and love you for who you are.

    Would you mind telling us a little bit about your relationship with your mother? And give me your fathers email address please.

    post pics of your mom.

    and...do they engage in spouse swapping, or believe in open relationships? does your father pimp your mother, and if so...how much for a foursome where your mom is lovingly licking the underside of my ballsack while i cornhole you as youre sucking your daddys wang?
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    https://www.rt.com/news/376393-french-policemen-rape-baton/

    i wasnt there...but if i were i would have used something bigger than a little ole baton.
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    you are literally an illiterate retard
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    extra crispy
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib dogs hunt rats far better. dogs will protect you and you can use dogs as a radar because their senses extend beyond yours and you can read them. cat's are nigger tier pets. they are pest. they actually carry more disease than rats, so it's better to just have fucking rodents than to have cats, and if you pay to have cats, you're fucking cucked. besides the fact that cats infect you with a disease that literally makes you a homosexual suicidal liberal.

    cats are fucking shit and should be exterminated on sight. sometime this summer i'm going to get some variety of night scope for my bow, and i'm going to go coyote hunting throughout local fields, and there's a development down the road. i'm going to kill every fucking cat i see with an arrow.

    signed
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ They nicely shit and piss in a box for you.

    They generally leave you alone.

    They are fun for cuddlez and spooning.

    They are often times silly.

    They clean themselves.

    They aren't obnoxious around strangers.

    You don't have to take them for walks.

    They are cutie patooties.

    They like warms.

    All good things.

    Cats.

    they walk across the paint on your car with their claws and scratch the fuck out of it
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby since when has it not bean?

    I don't know. I don't recall ever having seen one before
  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    shitting in a shitty thread
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But yes, even my daughters mother a total redneck chicken feared the toxio and didn't like my cat. My cat didnt like my daughter either, he went up to her and scratched her face and ran away…


    anyone who has a kid that gets attacked by an animal has a duty to kill that animal.
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    that halftime show was literally gay
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