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2017-02-06 at 12:33 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion threadthis is stupid. I'm not watching it but I'm around people that are.
there are more commercials than actual football -
2017-02-06 at 12:32 AM UTC in cats are the worst pet, they are worse than rats and should be killed
Originally posted by mmQ False
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2017-02-06 at 12:31 AM UTC in The plight of the modern feminist (got my privilege checked, chicken)
Originally posted by Lanny I once had a very similar experience. I was putting the moves on this tumblrcute chick and she was eating it up and she was like "you're a feminist right?" (exact phrasing) and I'm like "yeah bae, you know I support women's rights" and so we discuss the glass ceiling for a bit then I fuck the shit out of her and the next morning she's all like "want to go to this pro choice rally" and I'm all like "nahhh, actually I'm a radical dialectical materialist and I think feminism, with varying levels of directness, always seeks to ratify an essentialist view of man and fundamentally divides the proletariat and distracts them from class divisions." and she was all like "wha-, what?" so I throw her out of bed, straddled her on the floor and start masturbating furiously, "this is the inevitable progress of the world spirit baby" and she's frozen in shock between my legs and at that moment I think about karl marx and ejaculate all over her face and problem glasses while shouting "WORKERS REVOLUTION!". After this I spit on her for using makeup products that were tested on animals and leave the house.
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2017-02-06 at 12:15 AM UTC in cats are the worst pet, they are worse than rats and should be killedcats are evil.
recently I gave one lead poisoning to death and another lead poisoning but it ran off. the funny part was the bitch was under my truck and when it caught the medicine it jumped up and ricocheted off the bottom of my truck so loud it echoed. -
2017-02-05 at 11:39 PM UTC in How I made my penis 8 inches long
Originally posted by Lanny What happened in the last 7 years that made a "my penis is 16" long" joke appropriate now when a "my penis is two feet long" joke was called for back then? Has the global penis economy tanked? Are we rationing shlong length now? Or did the good captain become a more humble person in these intervening years? Or less confident?
What could possibly explain this unforeseen shrinkage?
Hillary clinton -
2017-02-05 at 11:01 PM UTC in SnabSnip has a micropenispics or it didnt happen
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2017-02-05 at 11 PM UTC in How I made my penis 8 inches long
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I cut it in half.
how did you attach the two 4" halves end to end to make that 8"?
glue? duct tape? -
2017-02-05 at 10:57 PM UTC in The plight of the modern feminist (got my privilege checked, chicken)
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I thought your story was also going to end up with you having sex with her.
never. the only way my dick would ever enter her would be via her asshole as a means of punishment. -
2017-02-05 at 10:01 PM UTC in The plight of the modern feminist (got my privilege checked, chicken)
Originally posted by Bill Krozby well i didn't think anybody would, i just shit post and blog on here for my own amusement and to kill time until its beer 0 clock on sunday. You can barely write, your lsd trip story was very lack luster, everyone else had to help you out. Don't get it twisted, chicken.
And bill the cat cared, he just pm'd me telling me that it was a really hott story and he'd like me to do more…
im a fan of charlie bukoswki because i love women and drinking and I'm a fan of phillip k dick who writes sci-fi, so thats why I do what I do, sorry your life is boring that you have to shit on others.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-05T21:11:32.090507+00:00
don't flatter yourself. the only way I'd ever PM you is if...
nevermind. there is no way I'd ever PM your herpetic ass. -
2017-02-05 at 9:59 PM UTC in The plight of the modern feminist (got my privilege checked, chicken)
Originally posted by Bill Krozby My cat is definitely sapioxual, but I deny him the pleasure. I love him as a friend.
I'm sure you'd love to suck my cock with peanut butter, since you're a fagosexual. But I'm not gay like that.
Sorry bud.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-05T20:01:24.387490+00:00
you have literally stated youve engaged in homofagtastic activities.
you are gay like that. -
2017-02-05 at 9:56 PM UTC in The plight of the modern feminist (got my privilege checked, chicken)
Originally posted by Captain Falcon JK
Real talk though, I was at a party once where I offended a feminist by saying the wage gap is a myth. The night ended with me varnishing her tonsils with my cum.
similar thing happened to me when I asked a fatass feminazi how she explains the disparity in pay between male and female models, porn stars, and hookers. she yapped on about some sort of women being taken advantage of then completely changed the subject to politics and guns.
I told her feminism is an antisocial mental disease -
2017-02-05 at 7:39 PM UTC in The plight of the modern feminist (got my privilege checked, chicken)
Originally posted by Bill Krozby it felt good
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-05T17:18:19.438116+00:00
I'm sure u say the same thing after you slather your dick with peanut butter and you have your cat lick it off. -
2017-02-05 at 5 PM UTC in The plight of the modern feminist (got my privilege checked, chicken)pics or it didn't happen
there's nothing wrong about lying to a chick to gain access to her orifices...is basic evolutionary biology and practiced by every male organism on this planet.
depending on the ratio of chick-hotness to length-of-time-after-last-fuck is how much effort is deserved in a ruse.
and...feminism is a mental disease -
2017-02-05 at 3:54 PM UTC in I'm just sitting here
Originally posted by RisiR I feel a manic episode coming or something. Oh thank God.
I actually feel good. Wow. For no reason. Whoa….hohohohoho.
Seriously, I have no idea what's going on but I want everyone to feel like this. Feels like the universe just said "Enough is enough!" and I'm feeling fine. What the fuck?
I'll go out, it's wet and cloudy and not a nice day and I'll just run. I'll just run. Thank you. Fuck.
I know some of you are often sad with lots of reasons and all that but when it can hit me like that and I go crazy and start feeling good all of a sudden so can you. I wish I could share this with all of you right now.
God bless.
post nude selfies -
2017-02-05 at 3:32 PM UTC in How hard would it be to make an airborne sickle cell virus?bullets and blunt objects provide for more entertainment
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2017-02-05 at 3:31 PM UTC in Found Bill Krozby's future wife
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher https://2-instant.okcupid.com/profile/derpadew?cf=profile_similar
well fed.
I'd hit it -
2017-02-05 at 3:30 PM UTC in Why are lesbians so hateful?not as much as I would
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2017-02-05 at 3:29 PM UTC in Sophie is an FBI informant.goddamit. so all those times ive confessed to wanting to illegally and nonconsentingly make use of risirs and Bill Krozbys fuckholes...it's been noted by feebies?
I'm calling my lawyer -
2017-02-05 at 2:31 PM UTC in Why are lesbians so hateful?
Originally posted by privacycunt leave Bill Krozby alone, you're a shitty old man
I'll show you how shitty I am when I'm using your face as my own personal crapper and your tongue as toilet paper after a week long episode of constipation and overeating at a mexican restaurant with no hygiene practices. -
2017-02-05 at 2:26 PM UTC in Can we please out child molesters?
Originally posted by Discount Whore Is it killing anyone else that their last name is Curry but I can't tell whether or not they're sandnigers. Never heard of curry as a last name
they're white skinned, but the mother/son are just as much niggers as if they'd been born in nigeria.
