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2017-03-04 at 3:23 PM UTC in Yo Sophie, I found a way to bridge the gap between u and ur waifu
Originally posted by RisiR I like Asian chicks. Stop it.
of course you do...part of your fantasy that any woman would have anything to do with you, knowing theyre the only race that tolerates micro-penis afflictees.
stick to homosexual encounters in dark alleys and glory holes, you fucking bosnian faggot -
2017-03-04 at 3:20 PM UTC in Yo Sophie, I found a way to bridge the gap between u and ur waifu
Originally posted by Sophie Never seen a weird hymen-esque structure like that either, but the other thing is a pretty close resemblance to pre-teen pussy overall. I think that we can conclude that everyone that likes asian chicks is probably a pedophile.
thats because they dont exist on humans.
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2017-03-04 at 3:17 PM UTC in harassing your pets
Originally posted by RisiR First of all, you chase nothing you fat fuck. Yo probably just sit there and when the cat walks by you are too slow to grap the can or your flabby arm fat pushes it off the table.
Second, shut the fuck up.
its funny when two fat kids have a purse fight to see which one is the dumbest fattest fuck. i cant wait to see which one of you two comes out on top. (not a pun) -
2017-03-04 at 3:16 PM UTC in harassing your pets- tied mylar balloon to tail of ex's flea bag. ran around house at mach-3 until it tried to run under a bed and out the other side...until the balloon caught between the floor and bed due to being too big. balloon stopped. cat didnt. until it reached the end of the slack in the balloon cord. sproingggggg
- shot at same flea bag with paintball gun (no paintballs...just air)
- blew one up a week or two ago. legally. -
2017-03-04 at 3:11 PM UTC in MY tits
Originally posted by RisiR Finny, it took you about 3 months to recover from the PTSD I gave you. I outed you as a homosexual. I outed your erectile dysfunction. I outed your non Germanness.
I didn't go in for the kill because you are an amusing experiment. Every single time we play, I win.
Remember when we threw walls of text at eachother for about 40 pages and then I reduced you to the word Nigger as a reply and you left and cried while watching candles burn down? That was your best thread by the way. Seriously.
Less homoerotica and more candle threads, please.
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2017-03-04 at 2:36 PM UTC in Nigger Arrested for Bothering the jedis.truth is more entertaining than fiction...
this nigger was trying to get revenge on his white nigger-loving ex-gf so he called in bombthreats to the judes...using his own name...
ladies and gentlemens...this is why niggers are niggers.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/03/nyregion/jedi-centers-bomb-threats-arrest.html?_r=0 -
2017-03-04 at 2:33 PM UTC in Hey everyone, Captain "Arab Money" Falcon here to give you the best stock tip
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2017-03-04 at 2:32 PM UTC in MY tits
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2017-03-04 at 2:31 PM UTC in MY tits
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2017-03-04 at 2:30 PM UTC in Catch me outside girl is being molested by her mother and sold for sex...
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2017-03-04 at 3:32 AM UTC in WTF is up with user titalestitales...
little titties?
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2017-03-04 at 3 AM UTC in So I found an old picture of SpectraLI'd hit it
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2017-03-04 at 1:17 AM UTC in I'M A INTERNET SENSATION
Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're gross as hell, you fuck men that have a wife and kids?
anyways… it kind of reminds me of a story.. several months ago I went out to this girls place that lives in the country, she was red neck as fuck and I suspected her of being a coal burner because her son was named "jax" (like lol wtf??) but she had red hair and a big ass and she told me she would make me breakfast in the morning.
I got lost in bum-fuck i dont know where and was pretty drunk and was afraid of getting a dwi, so I called her up to get better directions and she basically didn't know where she lived and I was furious and started yelling at her over the phone (I feel bad about it now because she actually liked me and is a good person)
I got there to her place eventually, she had a house all to her self and her child was with her parents down the street in a trailer park. I was pretty pissed off and she was kind of scared but I chilled out and ate some macaroni with ketchup and we watched a movie.
But I proceeded to rail her up the asshole and she was making these weird noises and there was skin slapping noises as I aggro fucked her, her fucking dad just walked into the house and her all of this and knocked on the bedroom door and was like "sweetie are you okay??" and i was so freaked out but still kept fucking her, and she was like "eeheosoouuggi yeeees Iiiim alrightt"
and he left.. I kept swapping my dick from her ass to her pussy and at one point i was going to put it in her ass again and she was like "wooooaaah please lets not do that again right now" lol
I woke up in the morning with her playing with my hair and was hungover af, and she was like "ooh doug you were such the wild cat last night" and slapped me on my chest and she got up to go make me breakfast and i felt so fucking weird about the whole thing
and she had a rabbit named batman
you have no room to talk, you walking herpes pandemic.
pics or it didn't happen -
2017-03-04 at 1:04 AM UTC in do u ever almos die
Originally posted by Hazza32 Last weekend, my father beat the FUCK out of me. I came home 45 minutes late, and ignored him when he tried to talk to me because i was too tired to argue and i let him know that…when i opened the fridge, he slammed it shut and said that "ungrateful shits" like me don't deserve food from "his" fridge. I ignored him and told him that i'm too tired to argue, and went to bed. 20 minutes later, he barged in, screaming, hysterical. He grabbed me by my throat, choked me, slammed me against the wall, kneed me a couple of times while screaming "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, PUSSY?!!?!?" After doing so, he threw me across the room, where I slammed my head against the wall…He ran across the room and smashed my head several times against the ground, hitting me across the arms and back. He kicked me out after that, and while i'm home now, our relationship is pretty much broken…I feel totally helpless in this situation. I UNDERSTAND. I SHOULD call CPS/911. But that isn't an option right now…the bruises have faded, he's trying to mend the relationship, and it would be uncalled for me to report him now. All i can do is move forward.
that was really erotic.
post more port stories. add pics... -
2017-03-04 at 1:01 AM UTC in How do you normally dress?
Originally posted by benny vader i would except i dont have these things lying around, readily available like you do.
I need them available for when your mother and grandmother join me for a threesome.
the only reason you're aren't laying around is because they're in perpetual use.
crammed up your asshole.
now post selfies, sweetheart -
2017-03-04 at 12:49 AM UTC in wtf
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2017-03-03 at 10:26 PM UTC in We need more Iron John threads, obviously.
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2017-03-03 at 7:11 PM UTC in I'M A INTERNET SENSATION
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2017-03-03 at 5:11 PM UTC in I'M A INTERNET SENSATIONthe only sensation you are is the tingling one in my loins every time you make an idiotic post and I get the urge to cram something up your asshole to shut you up.
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2017-03-03 at 5:08 PM UTC in We need more Iron John threads, obviously.
