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  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    MY tits are like lighting bolts from the fucking sky.
    They are perky and sly,Mt tits are not like you and I because I'm just a guy.
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I am deliciously flat chested. My room smells like mint candy and strawberry shampoo. Nice and fresh, like elementary school pussy.
  3. #3
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I have the chest of a twelve year old ;_;
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  4. #4
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by blackbird I have the chest of a twelve year old ;_;

    Let him go you pedo
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by blackbird I have the chest of a twelve year old ;_;

    You got nice curvey hips, though. Good mix.
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by blackbird I have the chest of a twelve year old ;_;

    Are you trying to seduce me Zek?
  7. #7
    It really isn't Zek.
  8. #8
    I double checked.
  9. #9
    She's already my e-slave, though. Don't talk to her.
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR She's already my e-slave, though. Don't talk to her.

    1. You don't get to tell me what to do.
    2. You don't get to tell me what to do.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Sophie 1. You don't get to tell me what to do.
    2. You don't get to tell me what to do.

    Did you talk to your therapist about wanting to be a little girl?
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR Did you talk to your therapist about wanting to be a little girl?

    I'd be an awesome little girl tbh. I'd date myself.
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  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by blackbird I have the chest of a twelve year old ;_;

    how tight is that asshole...
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR She's already my e-slave, though. Don't talk to her.

    youre my e-bitch. dont talk to...whatever
  15. #15
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre my e-bitch. dont talk to…whatever

    Finny, it took you about 3 months to recover from the PTSD I gave you. I outed you as a homosexual. I outed your erectile dysfunction. I outed your non Germanness.

    I didn't go in for the kill because you are an amusing experiment. Every single time we play, I win.

    Remember when we threw walls of text at eachother for about 40 pages and then I reduced you to the word Nigger as a reply and you left and cried while watching candles burn down? That was your best thread by the way. Seriously.

    Less homoerotica and more candle threads, please.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Sophie I'd be an awesome little girl tbh. I'd date myself.

    So you took my advice and accepted that. Good job.

    I'm sure the world dropped of your shoulders now that you don't deny that anymore. I'm proud of you.
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR Finny, it took you about 3 months to recover from the PTSD I gave you. I outed you as a homosexual. I outed your erectile dysfunction. I outed your non Germanness.

    I didn't go in for the kill because you are an amusing experiment. Every single time we play, I win.

    Remember when we threw walls of text at eachother for about 40 pages and then I reduced you to the word Nigger as a reply and you left and cried while watching candles burn down? That was your best thread by the way. Seriously.

    Less homoerotica and more candle threads, please.

    nigger
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by AngryOnion MY tits are like lighting bolts from the fucking sky.
    They are perky and sly,Mt tits are not like you and I because I'm just a guy.

    That was beautiful, Codie

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  19. #19
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol, RisiR, you're in for a nasty surprise.

    Not that zek is inherently a nasty surprise.

    Just a nasty surprise for you.
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Subd for nasty surprise purposes.
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