Posts by infinityshock

1. 2017-05-03 at 2:53 AM UTC in I dialed 911 on my TV and it phoned the police
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   idiot
2. 2017-05-03 at 2:38 AM UTC in Just got out of the ER
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump NEIN!!!! BAD CAT SHJUT UP I PISS ON YOU AND FUCK YOUR ASS MY NAME IS RIRISIR

   
   you two incoherent crack junkies should hook up and make babies together. youll earn a fortune in government welfare.
3. 2017-05-03 at 2:34 AM UTC in I am an asshole
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Slaynk This is directed at me? I am male you homo

   
   not when im done with you, you wont be
4. 2017-05-03 at 2:33 AM UTC in Paying the iron price
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Slaynk Song, listen to the song
   I always call it the "plea of the turnip thief" song

   
   ill do what i always do when some retard says something incoherent.
   
   nod and move my facial muscles in a gesture that vaguely resembles a smile.
5. 2017-05-03 at 2:03 AM UTC in 5-0
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   ive had more than enough dealings with the 5-0 over the last two days. more than my allotted tolerance quota.
6. 2017-05-03 at 2:01 AM UTC in Paying the iron price
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Unless they've owed you for quite some time and despite your attempts to reasonably ask for said think paid back/returned the whole idea seems pretty niggerish.

   
   Orange Juice Simpson...
7. 2017-05-03 at 2:01 AM UTC in Paying the iron price
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump My name is brice and I have liice im very wise you have to realize

   
   your name is faggy and you take it in the hiney from anyone who pays a penny.
8. 2017-05-03 at 1:59 AM UTC in Paying the iron price
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Slaynk Pay the iron price means taking from somebody using brute
   It really means you take from someone by force
   that you conquered.
   
   I have never paid the iron price, but I know 1 savage who did. Motha fucka straight

   
   you literally stole a ridiculous saying that exists only in a fantasy world and means literally nothing in the real-world society.
   
   based on the definition you stated, the proper term is 'armed robbery'...or depending on the prosecutor and local statutes: 'aggravated armed robbery'
   
   there is nothing cool or hip about the practice and in many jurisdictions not only the victim, but bystanders may use lethal force to place a quick and expeditious halt to the criminal committing the robbery. in other words...a person may legally kill another person.
   
   fucking retards watch too much TV and play too many video games and dont make it into the real world often enough.
9. 2017-05-03 at 1:51 AM UTC in I am an asshole
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Slaynk I don't listen
   I have been given opportunities to make meaning of life
   I spit in peoplez face.
   So don't mind this thread, just be mindful

   
   stfu and post nude selfies or gtfo
10. 2017-05-03 at 12:32 AM UTC in Serious Question For Billy Goat
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver OK you finally made me laugh, good job.

    
    look in the mirror. you're in for a thrill.
11. 2017-05-03 at 12:31 AM UTC in The Forever War
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dorf snatch Faggart

    
    that's what I just said
12. 2017-05-03 at 12:30 AM UTC in Bill Krozby vs SCronaldoJTrump
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're such a queer you'd pay to see that, quit being a constant cool dude, you gay bob
    
    And not that I'm proud of it or anything but I've been to jail multiple times for fucking people up.

    
    you know it. then when you were both tired out id duct tape you both together in the 69 position and have my way with both of your orifices.
    
    no one wants to hear about your prostitution arrests.
13. 2017-05-03 at 12 AM UTC in Just got out of the ER
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    
    I can't make an appropriate reply to something that makes absolutely no sense at all to a person with a modicum of sanity.
    
    let whatever pharms you've ODd on wear off then try again, crackhead
14. 2017-05-02 at 11:56 PM UTC in Bill Krozby vs SCronaldoJTrump
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    bare knuckled brawl...that's a joke.
    
    
    you'd both be rolling around on the ground, each struggling to get the others dick in your mouth while the onlookers stole your unattended purses.
15. 2017-05-02 at 11:41 PM UTC in Serious Question For Billy Goat
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    
    could you imagine the hand jobs and blow jobs that freakshow could give?
    
    someone get me his contact information
16. 2017-05-02 at 11:39 PM UTC in The Forever War
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader i ate a lot of rice. now let me give you advice on rice farming.
    
    open your advice receptacle up bitch ……..

    
    I have gallons of fallopian tube spelunkers chomping at the bit to be freed.
    
    open up your tunnel of love for engorgement, bitch.
17. 2017-05-02 at 11:36 PM UTC in The Forever War
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Oh the Faggartry…..

    
    of which you are not only the expert on, but a world renowned practitioner of
18. 2017-05-02 at 11:36 PM UTC in The Forever War
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader what qualifications do you have to give advice ???

    
    he's not you. that automatically makes someone more qualified than you
19. 2017-05-02 at 8:25 PM UTC in The Forever War
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Every night when we go to sleep our consciousness and souls leave our body to the astral plane and then from there into an ancient malevolent dimension, a completely different world filled with chimera and nephlim we are there to fight for our world we wear special dimension suits black leather "gimp" esque suits that are semi robotic our bodies aren't actually in the suits but our souls are and the suits are meant to be physical so we can fight the physical enemy in this dimension. The dimension suits are all the same super thin sleek and sexy and tall like 12 feet tall.
    
    The enemy has a human-esque body and cat heads and some are werewolf-esque humanoids. Reptilians and other creatures as well. The enemy wear thong leotard suits and use whips and axes as their weapons mainly
    put our dimension suit hands up to the head of the suit to the temples and we fire out pink and blue lazer/lightning bolt things from our third eyes.
    
    What happens in this dimension affects our world, it affects when babies are born and the harvest moon and other things of that nature.
    
    It's the forever war….

    
    considering your propensity for bullshit;
    
    translation:
    
    every night you dress in a gimp outfit with a tight leather dress then sneak into the petting zoo where you allow the various beasts access to the orifice betwixt your ass cheeks whereupon their third legs blast various fluids into your deepest recesses. seems legit.
    
    you should stick to porn.
20. 2017-05-02 at 5:13 PM UTC in Antifa in Austin
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'm issuing a pass on response. That was pretty funny

    
    i wasnt joking. that is literally what that faggot would have done