Posts by infinityshock

2017-05-19 at 11:18 PM UTC in tfw Surprise Drug Test

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I don't see why anyone would want to adopt when it's so much easier and more biologically rewarding to just go fuck a chick and get her pregnant

2017-05-19 at 11:14 PM UTC in Anyone ever get spanked as a kid

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Originally posted by mmQ This one resembles a very eerily striking resemblance to plooge.

Post last edited by mmQ at 2017-05-19T23:09:27.855984+00:00

munkee

2017-05-19 at 11:13 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon Solid burn

the only burn going on here is the one caused by you faggots giving each other various new and undiscovered STDs.

2017-05-19 at 11:12 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post

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Originally posted by mmQ If we emptied your colostomy bag there'd be nothing left of you.

youre an idiot

2017-05-19 at 11:08 PM UTC in tfw Surprise Drug Test

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Originally posted by mmQ AXE WOUND

lol

that's the best vagina synonym i've ever heard

does this belong in this trhread? idk

what thread is this even?

AXE WOUND

fuck my GASH

my WOUND

lol ahaha

Thomas woke up, wiped the sleep from his eyes, and stumbled toward his grandmother's room whom he shared a house with. She was just waking up herself as he lightly tapped on the unlocked door and crept in.

"Thomas?" she replied groggily. "Come in, my AXE WOUND isn't wounded enough. I need you"

A BUNCH OF RAPES

you're a fucking retard

2017-05-19 at 11:07 PM UTC in tfw Surprise Drug Test

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Originally posted by Dargo I just got an urgent email from the social worker who's helping me fill out paperwork saying she forgot to tell me I'll need to take some drug tests tomorrow when I come in. Problem is, I'm drunk as fuuuuuuck right now and I know it won't have cleared my system by then. I'd cancel, but the interview I'm scheduled for is important and they're already doing me a favor getting me in so soon. Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck.

Aren't surprise drug tests the worst?

they can't penalize you for participating in a lawful activity.

in other words...alcohol is legal and it being in your system is not a crime

2017-05-19 at 11:04 PM UTC in Anyone ever get spanked as a kid

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby IF SOMEONE ELSE GETS MY LAST NAME WRONG AGAIN TODAY IM GONNA BE REAALLY REALLY MAD!

monkey

2017-05-19 at 11:04 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

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Originally posted by bling bling is like wen ur meant to have juts a friendly game wif sum clarts n u get on goal an the fucing idiots jus run up to penalty line and just try fucin scare u with some false blast or sumthin i will drop kick the nxt person who dose that if any1` ever play wif me again

godammit you're an idiot

2017-05-19 at 11:03 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post

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Originally posted by Darth Beaver Actually I'm at 180 lbs. I've toned up in the last 3 years.

you look like your colostomy bag needs to be emptied

2017-05-19 at 11:02 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post

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Originally posted by RisiR † HsochufjaisiBwhx uuaozh jckeozh hJan,bcjvkwmsj

stfu and go kill yourself

2017-05-19 at 11:01 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

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Originally posted by RisiR † Smoked some THC weed(LOL) and I can barely see.

I'm laughing my ass off. Go on make a retarded joke. I'll be the first one who's gonna be entertained by a joke of yours because I'm so fucking high.

you should be dead by now.

quit dickin' around and get dead already

2017-05-19 at 10:45 PM UTC in The Gay Agenda - Solution to the Overpopulation Problem

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Originally posted by mmQ You think jail is the same as prison. You have no credibility left. You probably also think the Quran promises martyr's 72 virgins in heaven; you're that dumb.

you don't know what I think, other than that I want to do things to your various orifices that are against the laws of nature and several paragraphs in the geneva convention.

2017-05-19 at 10:30 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post

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Originally posted by Darth Beaver

would fap to again

2017-05-19 at 10:29 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post

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Originally posted by mmQ I agree, dumbass. Simple motherfuckers around here I swear on me mum.

get off your mum.

I just did

2017-05-19 at 10:28 PM UTC in Opinions on the homeless?

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Originally posted by mmQ every website caters to those categories you fucking moron

no they dont, you fucking retard. you obviously have no idea what is out there

2017-05-19 at 10:27 PM UTC in Opinions on the homeless?

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Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're a Troll account AKA Alt of DarBeav rn't u?

suck a freighter full of unwashed somalian nigger immigrants dicks.

2017-05-19 at 10:26 PM UTC in Opinions on the homeless?

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Originally posted by bling bling hat means u were homess once

who?

2017-05-19 at 10 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR † I think that was one of my most SAVAGE posts ever. Answering with a related video that has Eminem - Go to Sleep as sound. C'mon.

Post last edited by RisiR † at 2017-05-19T21:55:37.491247+00:00

why are you not dead yet...

2017-05-19 at 9:59 PM UTC in The Gay Agenda - Solution to the Overpopulation Problem

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Originally posted by snab_snib overpopulation is NOT a myth. there shouldn't be more than half a billion people on earth at any given time.

'overpopulation' isn't achieved when 'people finally start starving to death because there's not enough farmland'. overpopulation is achieved when ANYONES quality of life is impacted by crowding. overpopulation is achieved when everyone can't have enough space to themselves. people need space.

overpopulation is not about a maximum number of fucking humans that the earth can sustain, it's about having the minimum possible number of humans where having any more burdens someone.

there's no reason to use brilliant people to solve a problem we shouldn't have and the solving of which will just make it worse and worse until it can't be solved.

stfu you retarded aerosol can junkie. you don't know shit about anything...least of all about population density

2017-05-19 at 9:57 PM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver Now I see your plan. Very cunning. You are attempting to slowly bore the remaining user base to death.

in all honesty...when you were in jail...how many dicks did you suck, and how many different men did you let stuff your asshole like a naughty christmas goose?

I bet that nasal chunnel made you popular.

blow a nut into your mouth and you can be a human jizz fountain.

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