tfw Surprise Drug Test

1. 2017-05-19 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just got an urgent email from the social worker who's helping me fill out paperwork saying she forgot to tell me I'll need to take some drug tests tomorrow when I come in. Problem is, I'm drunk as fuuuuuuck right now and I know it won't have cleared my system by then. I'd cancel, but the interview I'm scheduled for is important and they're already doing me a favor getting me in so soon. Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck.
   
   Aren't surprise drug tests the worst?
2. 2017-05-19 at 6:40 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   are they testing for alcohol or just illegal drugs though? I'd doubt they care if you drink for a job interview.
3. 2017-05-19 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   write the answers on your arm
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4. 2017-05-19 at 6:42 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump write the answers on your arm

   
   "have you used any illicit drugs recently?"
   
   "only triangles"
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5. 2017-05-19 at 6:43 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [shitfuck]
   
   Post last edited by Actor at 2017-05-19T06:46:11.172941+00:00
6. 2017-05-19 at 6:44 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra are they testing for alcohol or just illegal drugs though? I'd doubt they care if you drink for a job interview.

   
   They're testing everything. It's just that because I'm young and single, having high levels of alcohol in my system on a weeknight won't look good when I'm trying to convince them I'm gonna be a great parent.
7. 2017-05-19 at 6:45 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you're seriously going to try and adopt a kid?
8. 2017-05-19 at 6:46 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yea..
9. 2017-05-19 at 6:54 AM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Dargo I just got an urgent email from the social worker who's helping me fill out paperwork saying she forgot to tell me I'll need to take some drug tests tomorrow when I come in. Problem is, I'm drunk as fuuuuuuck right now and I know it won't have cleared my system by then. I'd cancel, but the interview I'm scheduled for is important and they're already doing me a favor getting me in so soon. Fuck this fucking bullshit. Fuck.
   
   Aren't surprise drug tests the worst?

   
   if you're too much of a faggot noob to not be able to pass a breathalyzer, like what kind of interview do you get breathalyzed? lol
10. 2017-05-19 at 6:55 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by aldra are they testing for alcohol or just illegal drugs though? I'd doubt they care if you drink for a job interview.

    
    pretty much this its not illegal to drink if youre of age and you're not on some type of rehab/probation and don't show up drunk lol
11. 2017-05-19 at 6:57 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by aldra you're seriously going to try and adopt a kid?

    
    he probably can't move his dick fast enough to have one of his own
12. 2017-05-19 at 6:59 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he probably can't move his dick fast enough to have one of his own

    
    Says the manchild who abandoned his own daughter.
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13. 2017-05-19 at 7:02 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Dargo Says the manchild who abandoned his own daughter.

    
    hey bitch, don't worry the stench of semen on your pussy mouth should cover up the alcohol
14. 2017-05-19 at 7:06 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 dargo tries to adopt Bill Krozby's daughter
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15. 2017-05-19 at 7:09 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I am wondering if you have a gf/wife if you're trying to adopt a kid?
16. 2017-05-19 at 7:09 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by aldra inb4 dargo tries to adopt Bill Krozby's daughter

    
    hardy har har...
17. 2017-05-19 at 7:10 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by RestStop I am wondering if you have a gf/wife if you're trying to adopt a kid?

    
    he claims to have a really hott gf..
18. 2017-05-19 at 7:13 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No, I'm single and never claimed to have a gorgeous girlfriend. It's not like I'm still living in Russia.
19. 2017-05-19 at 8:34 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hardy har har…

    
    You gon get Big Red Bonged
20. 2017-05-19 at 10:46 AM UTC

    #20
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Fucking what?!
    
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLO....
    
    You can adopt a child as a single in the US? As a single male? Hahahaha...
    
    I truly hope for you this is a bad troll attempt.
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