Man, back then I was little more than an animal pursuing what came naturally to me - the pursuit of novel pleasurable experiences was the entirety of my being. I've gotten too old and lost some of that spark. I really need to do more drugs and have more weird sex.
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I'm pretty sure the only quick and dirty castration options are the physically destructive ones. Chemical castration with a quick action would be too OP, so it's limited to continuous spells with a concentration check.
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my fucking bank is bouncing all my google payments until I go to a branch with photo ID in hand and beg them to permit me to pay my server hosting fees
i am about ready to firebomb someone, i'm just not sure whether it should be my bank or a politician who passed legislation necessitating my bank behave this way
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Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian
my box of tissues is your face after i hog tie you on my concrete bathroom floor and leave you bleeding there naked in the cold for 12 hours after cutting LOL into your skin 100 times with a box cutter then i slam a huge shot of meth and jerk off for 5-6 hours after 2 weeks of abstinence and bust a nut so fucking caustic and toxic it leaves chemical burns on your lips
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian
crying tears of joy from that sweet nut im going to bust on your face
can you imagine the trails of 2nd degree burns and hives welling up on your face after, sticking around for a few weeks after in the ABSOLUTELY UNMISTAKABLE pattern of cum dripping off your nose, lips, eyes, down the side of your face and neck, lmao that shit is going to be fucking hilarious bro imagine like what the fuck is the grocery store clerk going to think of you when they see that etc
Originally posted by infinityshock
Hurry up and do your hair and makeup…enough with the foreplay and let's get on with it already…
Originally posted by infinityshock
The only thing I'm bringing is my erection. If you want to clean yourself after I'm done with you…call a maid service. And you're not getting any lube…pray your torn orifices provide enough lubrication
I literally take estrogen and get fucked in the ass on a regular basis, and I have never in my life seen a more homoerotic display than this. Boys. Boys. Get a fucking room.
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