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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra I can sort of see the face but they gave him classic niggerlips and he doesn't seem to have the V-shaped body, more like he's built like a fridge


    but that might just be the pose they drew him in

    Literally every character from that show is drawn fuckin wacky - comedically buff, built like two veiny refrigerators strapped to a veiny M1 Abrams.


    Except for protag-kun, he's usually pretty normal looking. I mean... still absurdly buff, but human:
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra he looks like a brown ninja turtle though



    He's supposed to be based on this guy. 3 time Mr. Olympia winner, and Schwarzenegger's biggest/only true bodybuilding rival.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra lol

    is that how you see yourself

    Yes. I am an ugly, fat, ginger chick stuck in the body of an 8'9" musclebound black man, who is in turn stuck in the body of an ugly, fat, ginger muslim extremist boy.
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    me when republicans are crying because they seriously thought they was gonna win it lmao
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Ghost And that's all you will hear for the next month is how great/terrible everyone is when they do nothing NOTHING AT ALL

    Everyone is celebrating and laughing because of what accomplishment… well.. We WON didn't we?

    NO, YOU NEVER EVEN FOUGHT!!!


    "The winner is whoever we say it is"
    -Biscuit Oliva

  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    MUH RED WAVE

    hahaha
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    (And that's to say nothing of the fact that the game goes *hard*. It is easily the best Zelda game. There's so much depth to the mask system. Even if it was just cutesy babby stuff - and it is that, to an extent, overall - it'd still just be a fantastic game. Play it you fuck. )
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Never played any of them…too cutesy and childlike as is most Nintendo stuff



    Scron is right, play Majora's Mask. It's elevator pitch is a 3 day "ground hog day" time loop, but you're trying to stop that fucking moon from crashing into the planet. It's there, getting closer, every time you gaze upward. Also the game starts off as body horror, with your character's body transfigured by a magical dickhead scarecrow into a terrible new form - trapped, cursed - and your first groundhog day cycle is just you trying to regain your actual body.

    And I'm not just being facetious here, and using my adult brain to make events that are played cutesy sound horrifying - the game is spooky, ominous, and does not shy away from acknowledging the horror.



    Oh, but it's cutesy alright. On day 1 of the cycle. Day 2 it gets a little more normal. And day 3 is... less cute. Everyone is too scared to be cute. The moon is like 500 feet above the town and everyone is hours away from imminent cosmic horror apocalyptic death.
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    we'll see
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I generally use between 2 and 3 rolls of that cheap toilet roll before all the dried embedded poop as well as the soft, squishy, lumpy poop rubbed into my ass hairs is sufficiently gone that it won't stain my pants.

    Would I block the drains in chiner or what?

  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    What is perspective? Never heard of it.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Drew this while bored. Sadge because I only had blue pen to work with (and a fat permanent marker... but I didn't trust myself with it 👀 for more than the borders):




  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Tge word translation appears nowher in the post I quoted and was directly addressing. Open your window and scream pop as loud as you can.



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your last few remaining brain cells are dying off, Rodent?

    Speckles why do you make me defend Speedy? I guess I don't really have animosity towards him, but the man has called my knees fat enough times that it still somehow feels wrong. Being this incredibly, obviously wrong about really simple shit is like catnip to an autist like me. You can't do that. It's practically flirtatious.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Incessant I'm on buproprion and I feel better than ever but my bf says I've been being an asshole. I also might have hallucinated one time.

    Have you been being an asshole?
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    if u get rid of them, u have to change the name. no monarchy = no kingdoms. they'd just become states. they'd have to become the "united states of the isles" or something and thats pretty cringe bruv we've already got a united states.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by troon hunting rocket launcher

    whom amongst us
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It sickens me how much these guys pay for tech companies when these companies consist of at most a few million $ of code.

    are you telling me there's a huge market bubble and everything is valued at like 10x their actual value? Surely Tesla, at least, is actually worth more than half a trillion dollars?
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Puberty blockers should be mandatory for males. If they decide to sexually mature they should be allowed to do that once they can show the means to take care of a family and are 18+

    um yes, hello? im here for the pedophilic utopia full of neotenized eternal altar boys?

  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I mean 18 isn't that bad, but the wait definitely do be seeming kind of unnecessary. Then again, Florida is in the minority of states where the age of consent is actually 18, so this is at least consistent with their other age/maturity legislation.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Personally torn about this subject, but tentatively I'd say this is good. Although I feel like we might need a bit more nuance for this to be unalloyed good - this is maybe a slight overcorrection. Like there is probably an age under 18 where puberty blockers are minimally harmful but still very useful for preventing further unwanted masculinization/feminization. Even something simple like "no surgery until 18, but you can start blockers at 16" might do the trick.
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