2019-03-29 at 11:17 AM UTC
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Foods that make the best shits
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Corn gives you the least resistance. Oily foods grease the slipstream, so you end up getting the ones that come out so fast they end up pointy and tapered at both ends
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Lot of the girls lurking this here tred.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Just a match head of China White will kill you dead. That's enough to make a dozen good hits.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Every male has a walnut sack, especially during cold swims.
2019-03-29 at 1:22 AM UTC
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Malice's Autopsy Report
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
There was that one guy who was arrested with a pickle jar collection of hundreds of pickled dicks.
2019-03-29 at 1:05 AM UTC
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Atlantis Discovered?
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
At one time, all people of all places worked together speaking the same language. It was during the building of the Tower of Babel that God decided human progress was advancing too quickly for his puposes, so he slowed human evolution by confusing their language, making each one speak a different tongue. The aliens can re-program your brain completely, by remote.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I never say anything unless I can fully back it up.