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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Lay a trail of hundred dollar bills from the front gallery all the way to the edge of town.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
She's posting from the dead. Really, really long distance.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The best way to make sure it's empty is to firebomb it. Once it's been firebombed, and you know it's empty, then you can safety firebomb it. You're welcome.
2019-03-27 at 2:58 PM UTC
in
Malice's Autopsy Report
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
It's like one of those murder mysteries where the murder victim walks out of the closet holding a knife right at the end of the movie.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
There's users here who have killed themselves several times.
2019-03-27 at 2:46 PM UTC
in
Malice's Autopsy Report
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Will the real Malice please step forward?
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Used an outhouse the other day and looked down in the pit and there was this shit log in there literally the size of a soup can around. I just stood there, staring at it, wondering if I should even piss on it, and imagining the size of the ass it must have come from.