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2019-05-07 at 10:59 PM UTC in don't try stealing from walmart
Originally posted by WellHung Tell us some stories, Spectral.
Caught this one employee who had been working in the ladies clothing department for 20 years. I noticed that every time she arrived to start her shift, her purse was skinny, but when she'd go for lunch, it was always really fat. I put two and two together and notified the store manager and was given permission to pursue. I stationed myself behind the one-way glass in the ladies clothing department and waited. Sure enough, just before lunch she stuffed a bunch of bras and lingerie into her purse, then wandered over the the cosmetics department and bagged a bunch of other products. Then she went to the music department and stuffed a couple of CDs in there, too. When she headed for the door, the purse was fat as a bowling ball. I notified the store manager that I was going to apprehend her, and he gave the OK. When she got to her car outside, she leaned in and started dumping all the items into her backseat, at which point I quietly sided up beside her and said, "Hi, Susan". She just about had a heart attack and practically started going into convulsions. I grabbed a handful of merch and just looked at her, and she said she would give me anything to let her go. Money, sex, anything, just let her go, "pleeeeeeease". I pointed to the front of the store and she looked over; the store manager was standing there with wide eyes. I told her the jig was up and that there was no way I could let her go, even if I wanted to. She then got all resigned and I grabbed all the merch ($400 worth) and walked her back into the store.
In the security office, the store manager was incredulous and shocked to shit, because he had been working with her for the entire 20 years. He asked her, "Susan.. how could you do this? How much do you think you've stolen from us in total time you've been working here?!" She replied she didn't know. He asked again, asked her to estimate how much. Again, she said she didn't know. But he pressed her and asked if she thought it was over a thousand dollars. She said, yes. He then asked her if it was over $10,000. Again, she said, yes. Then he asked again, "how much in total?!" And she looked at him and said, "probably over a million dollars", and he was so shocked he couldn't even speak. True story. A few weeks later, I was walking in another mall and looked into a women's high-end clothing store as I was passing by. She was at the cash. I stopped dead. She looked up and saw me and we locked eyes. I smiled, and then continued walking. Never ratted her out to the new store, but I'm sure she cleaned up real good there, too. -
2019-05-07 at 10:40 PM UTC in don't try stealing from walmart
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2019-05-07 at 6:35 PM UTC in Fralala wants back she wants permission*lala doppelganger detected*
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2019-05-07 at 6:33 PM UTC in Some things need to change in this forum. ..
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2019-05-07 at 6:16 PM UTC in Some things need to change in this forum. ..Maybe she'd settle for bellybuttons?
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2019-05-07 at 4:21 PM UTC in What as the last thing in your mouth?
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2019-05-07 at 2:32 PM UTC in don't try stealing from walmart
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever been offered sexual services to let them go, and followup question…did you accept?
Of course. Numerous times. Accepting would be considered a felony.
Originally posted by Thotgirl How to not get caught? Bc ive only stolen make up to take tp return for credit at other stores.
There's no way not to be caught. There's always that slim chance you'll get nailed.
Originally posted by 🐿 Yous an officer?
I'm retired. -
2019-05-07 at 1:29 PM UTC in don't try stealing from walmartI've arrested over 5,000 shoplifters. Probably over 1,000 of those had to be tackled to the ground and cuffed. Ask me anything.
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2019-05-07 at 12:33 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
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2019-05-07 at 2:11 AM UTC in Obsessed with HTS
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2019-05-07 at 2:09 AM UTC in So is this shitty forum dying?
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2019-05-06 at 11:54 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-05-06 at 11:53 PM UTC in So is this shitty forum dying?
Originally posted by Obbe This whole thing has just been a scheme designed to keep Spectral- distracted while we rebuilt a new totse and we've kept it secret from him for years.
And why was I not notified of this subterfuge earlier? I'm increasing the salaries of my spies, effective immediately. Triple pay, free death insurance, and an extra three company parties. -
2019-05-06 at 10:32 PM UTC in Anal sex is mostly grossMy statement stands, then: in the animal world, eating a fellow's shit is frowned upon.
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2019-05-06 at 9:47 PM UTC in Anal sex is mostly gross
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2019-05-06 at 9:43 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-05-06 at 9:37 PM UTC in Anal sex is mostly gross
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Bullshit. Most of the genome of mammals comes from their gut bacteria - deficiencies in gut bacteria cause, among other problems, depression, obesity and anxiety. Eating the shit of your more healthy and successful peers is the healthiest thing you can do, and fecal matter transplants are the health assurance method of the future.
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/gastroenterology_hepatology/clinical_services/advanced_endoscopy/fecal_transplantation.html
No animal knowingly eats another animal's shit. -
2019-05-06 at 9:13 PM UTC in Anal sex is mostly gross
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Pigs do, dogs and cats sometimes do. Though mostly dogs. Chickens eat their own shit regularly because they just aren't picky about what is on their food. Actually I could think of a lot more animals that eat shit. It is disgusting, but it happens.
But a little-known fact is they think it's their own. Otherwise, they wouldn't eat it. -
2019-05-06 at 9:10 PM UTC in How to get revenge on a rapist?Strangling provides the most personal satisfaction. You even get to look into their eyes as they go.
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2019-05-06 at 9:09 PM UTC in Damnit , infinityshock Bill Krozby spam
