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Anal sex is mostly gross

  1. #41
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Lol right a girl shits out of her butthole. Eww

    And why would you want to touch that?

    Ya know piss touches pussy lips too ewwww and other guys have put there dicks there. Double eww.

    Girls have also put their mouth on penis before ewww AND they've probably puked before and touched their lips ewwww

    I'm never having intercourse again because it's gross ewww ewww
  2. #42
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Isn't it easier to just say

    "WIMMINS GOTS COOTIES!!!"
  3. #43
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes. I guess in my testosterone fueled rage fucking I forgot there's germs and shit involved in touching someone. Where's my bubble???
  4. #44
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol right a girl shits out of her butthole. Eww

    And why would you want to touch that?

    Maybe because shit is disgusting?
  5. #45
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Well you probably don't fuck a virgin every time you have vaginal intercourse. Other guys have busted nuts in said vagina. That's not disgusting to you?
  6. #46
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You should be more worried about when the girl wants to fuck YOU in the ass.
  7. #47
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You should be more worried about when the girl wants to fuck YOU in the ass.

    Especially if she's really a guy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #48
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Lol I agree, SpectraL.

    Taking a woman's ass isn't for everyone just like every sexual position isn't for everyone

    But the whole "it's gross because shit has been there" mindset is hilarious.

    Might as well not let a woman with kids give you a handjob either because I guarantee she's had shit on her hands more than once from changing diapers lol
  9. #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What always mystifies me is how they can eat each other shit and lick each other's buttholes. Isn't that dirty as all hell? You'd think you'd get dozens of major diseases from that shit. Even an animal won't eat another animal's shit.
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What always mystifies me is how they can eat each other shit and lick each other's buttholes. Isn't that dirty as all hell? You'd think you'd get dozens of major diseases from that shit. Even an animal won't eat another animal's shit.

    And the Brazilian fart eaters that I've never watched. Gross!
  11. #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I have a long-standing belief that people who lick each other's shit are actually bad aliens (demons) in human form. The bad aliens hate humans with a passion, so it stands to reason they would force one human to eat their fellow human's shit, drink their piss, whatnot.
  12. #52
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They wear some us like second skins, so they can move about more freely among us.
  13. #53
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You should be more worried about when the girl wants to fuck YOU in the ass.

    Once.
  14. #54
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Some girls orgasm quite regularly from anal, but you're still damaging their asshole by doing it. Kinda messed up. I've never had shit on my dick from it though.
  15. #55
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What always mystifies me is how they can eat each other shit and lick each other's buttholes. Isn't that dirty as all hell? You'd think you'd get dozens of major diseases from that shit. Even an animal won't eat another animal's shit.

    Pigs do, dogs and cats sometimes do. Though mostly dogs. Chickens eat their own shit regularly because they just aren't picky about what is on their food. Actually I could think of a lot more animals that eat shit. It is disgusting, but it happens.
  16. #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Pigs do, dogs and cats sometimes do. Though mostly dogs. Chickens eat their own shit regularly because they just aren't picky about what is on their food. Actually I could think of a lot more animals that eat shit. It is disgusting, but it happens.

    But a little-known fact is they think it's their own. Otherwise, they wouldn't eat it.
  17. #57
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But a little-known fact is they think it's their own. Otherwise, they wouldn't eat it.

    Bullshit. Most of the genome of mammals comes from their gut bacteria - deficiencies in gut bacteria cause, among other problems, depression, obesity and anxiety. Eating the shit of your more healthy and successful peers is the healthiest thing you can do, and fecal matter transplants are the health assurance method of the future.

    https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/gastroenterology_hepatology/clinical_services/advanced_endoscopy/fecal_transplantation.html
  18. #58
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Bullshit. Most of the genome of mammals comes from their gut bacteria - deficiencies in gut bacteria cause, among other problems, depression, obesity and anxiety. Eating the shit of your more healthy and successful peers is the healthiest thing you can do, and fecal matter transplants are the health assurance method of the future.

    https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/gastroenterology_hepatology/clinical_services/advanced_endoscopy/fecal_transplantation.html

    No animal knowingly eats another animal's shit.
  19. #59
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No animal knowingly eats another animal's shit.

    Wrong, all my dogs will eat shit, and I mixed and drank fresh cow shit lots of times, and it helped my stomach lots. Shit is basically nothing but probiotics and probiotics are basically nothing but shit. Shit - so long as it is from a healthy, parasite free animal - is the single healthiest thing you can consume.
  20. #60
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wrong, all my dogs will eat shit…

    Is it their own poop? Because you have not proved they were aware it didn't belong to them.
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