2019-06-09 at 12:57 PM UTC
in
Solving Infantcock
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
But there's also at least a hundred already-established accounts here which are basically wide open to commandeer. People used really dumb passwords which are super easy to crack. Closing reg would only step things up another notch and make things even worse, with people suddenly losing access to their accounts and having to be banned for spam.
2019-06-08 at 9:06 PM UTC
in
Lanny! You useless mod!
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Can't. There's 12-year-olds here.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Fuck. I don't think he's mean enough.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I know a few people who only have their head. Not even the neck. The eyes can move and the mouth can talk and the ears can hear, but that's it.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Nobody's ever actually seen the animal up close.
2019-06-08 at 7:04 PM UTC
in
Lanny! You useless mod!
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Free online CGI proxies are endless, and you can come in from any country's IP at will. Unless the site cuts off its own blood supply, you be seeing kr0z's penis for years to come. May as well just go ahead and unban his original account and apologize for the undue harassment. Maybe he will forgive you.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Eating asses is dirty, bro.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Welcome to the grand illusion
Come on in and see what's happenin'
Pay the price
Get your tickets for the show
The stage is set
The band starts playing
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing secretly you were a star
But don't be fooled by the radio
The TV or the magazines
They show you photographs of how your life should be
But they're just someone else's fantasy
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because you never win the game
Just remember that it's a grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because your neighbor's got it made
Just remember that it's a grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same
We're all the same
America spells competition
Join us in our blind ambition
Get yourself a brand new motor car!
But someday soon we'll stop to ponder
What on Earth's this spell we're under
We made the grade, and still we wonder who the hell we are
2019-06-08 at 4:28 AM UTC
in
The End is Here
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
1. The USA attacks Russia with warships, planes and ground troops.
2. Russia counterattacks and drives US forces all the way back to America, with fury and massive counterforces.
3. Russia detonates a highly-advanced EMP superweapon over America.
4. The Great Tribulation begins.
5. Hundreds of millions die.
6. The New World Order gains global control and implements worldwide tyrannical measures.
7. All religion is banned worldwide.
8. The New World Order declares worldwide peace and security.
9. Nibiru appears visible to the naked eye and passes between the Sun and the Earth.
10. Worldwide cataclysmic events occur.
11. The good aliens in their ships battle the ships of the bad aliens and the good aliens are victorious.
12. All remaining bad humans and bad aliens are destroyed by the good aliens.
13. Satan the Devil, the leader of the bad aliens, is imprisoned for 1000 years.
14. Death, evil, pain, suffering, poverty and sickness are abolished.
15. All the good dead are brought back to life by the good aliens, using advanced time manipulation technology.
16. The Earth is restored to a global paradise, using the guiding help of the good aliens.
17. The good aliens alter human DNA to allow good humans to live forever in the global paradise.
18. Satan is let loose once again by the Creator, and will mislead many corrupted humans who once were good, who will be punished with instant death sentences.
19. Satan will be destroyed by the Creator himself.
20. The remaining good humans live forever on a paradise Earth.
2019-06-08 at 3:29 AM UTC
in
Government monopoly on weed
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I only like ZigZag whites.