-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Buy some potted flowers with full fragrances and set them up in there.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
It's up to the man to be the designated predator in such an encounter.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I changed a blown-out septic sump pump one time that was anchored with bolts to the bottom of the shit/piss reservoir, and because the reservoir was too big to drain just to change the pump, I ended up having to remove the six anchoring bolts and the attached hoses with my arm extended all the way up to my shoulder in shit and piss and used toilet paper and tampons. Then I had to do the same thing once the new pump was re-seated. At the end, my eyes were stinging and all red, and the skin on my arm was actually tingling. The experience also created a mild high, just from breathing the fumes.
[edit] Jenkem is real.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
They thought it was poop.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Can't we just stick to the colloquial Captain FailFaggot?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Gadzooks drowned in toilet water about 15 minutes ago. No need to keep replying. He's gone to his toilet-watery grave.
2019-06-07 at 4:38 PM UTC
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Lanny: Salt the Earth.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I've watched Lanny grow from the spring chicken he once was into what you now see before you. Not many people can say that.
2019-06-07 at 2:46 PM UTC
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Legalize Quantum Weed
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I've got a little black book with my poems in
I've got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone in
I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on
Got those swollen hand blues
And I got thirteen channels of shit on the T.V. to choose from
I've got electric light!
And I've got second sight
Got amazing powers of observation
And that is how I know
When I try to get through on the telephone to you
There'll be nobody home
I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm
And the inevitable pinhole burns
All down the front of my favorite satin shirt
I've got nicotine stains on my fingers
I've got a silver spoon on a chain
I've got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains
I've got wild staring eyes
And I've got a strong urge to fly!
But I've got nowhere to fly to...
Ooh, babe
When I pick up the phone
There's still nobody home
I've got a pair of Gohills boots
But I've got fading roots
2019-06-07 at 2:34 PM UTC
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Fucking caught skin hives.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Chinese will eat practically anything.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Better turn the power off, too.
