My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment

1. 2019-06-07 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #81
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 That power wouldn't be clean enough for a computer, would it?

   
   lol, you don't run it direct from the fucking source...Jesus...stick to your semi skilled work.
   
   

   And, how are you going to get to these lying around parts when all of the gas runs out?

   
   Gas for what? walking to your neighbors washing machine and tearing out the electric motor and magnets?
2. 2019-06-07 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #82
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Gadzooks drowned in toilet water about 15 minutes ago. No need to keep replying. He's gone to his toilet-watery grave.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
3. 2019-06-07 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #83
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Gadzooks drowned in toilet water about 15 minutes ago. No need to keep replying. He's gone to his toilet-watery grave.

   
   Lol.
   
   Actually the restoration dudes came by and ripped out my carpet (INB4 sex joke), and lugged in a couple dehumidifiers and started one up in the bathroom.
   
   They actually just left now tho so I'm chillin in a carpetless apartment thinking up what do next.
4. 2019-06-07 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #84
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I changed a blown-out septic sump pump one time that was anchored with bolts to the bottom of the shit/piss reservoir, and because the reservoir was too big to drain just to change the pump, I ended up having to remove the six anchoring bolts and the attached hoses with my arm extended all the way up to my shoulder in shit and piss and used toilet paper and tampons. Then I had to do the same thing once the new pump was re-seated. At the end, my eyes were stinging and all red, and the skin on my arm was actually tingling. The experience also created a mild high, just from breathing the fumes.
   
   [edit] Jenkem is real.
5. 2019-06-07 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #85
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   jesus fucking christ spectral, get a sump pump next time, fuck!
6. 2019-06-07 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #86
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Here is a video of the incident
   
   
7. 2019-06-07 at 11:57 PM UTC

   #87
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Nil jesus fucking christ spectral, get a sump pump next time, fuck!

   
   It was a sump pump. I was replacing someone else's. The motor blew out.
8. 2019-06-08 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #88
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I changed a blown-out septic sump pump one time that was anchored with bolts to the bottom of the shit/piss reservoir, and because the reservoir was too big to drain just to change the pump, I ended up having to remove the six anchoring bolts and the attached hoses with my arm extended all the way up to my shoulder in shit and piss and used toilet paper and tampons. Then I had to do the same thing once the new pump was re-seated. At the end, my eyes were stinging and all red, and the skin on my arm was actually tingling. The experience also created a mild high, just from breathing the fumes.
   
   [edit] Jenkem is real.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It was a sump pump. I was replacing someone else's. The motor blew out.

   
   There are people with portable vacuum trucks who could have sucked all that shit up for you. I’m surprised you didn’t get sepsis.
9. 2019-06-08 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #89
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Ajax There are people with portable vacuum trucks who could have sucked all that shit up for you. I’m surprised you didn’t get sepsis.

   
   It was way out in the middle of butt-fuck-nowhere. I had to improvise.