Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2019-07-21 at 2:40 AM UTC in My dad just chewed me out
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It was your fault for thinking a pay stub was a check and then getting angry at the grocer because you made the mistake.
2. 2019-07-21 at 2:37 AM UTC in Spectral and Speedy Parker are one and the same...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Speedy has a long rap sheet by Fat Lanny. I'm clean.
3. 2019-07-21 at 2:35 AM UTC in FSB Just got hacked. Reportedly 7+ TB of data leaked.
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Sophie The craziest part is that the NSA is this monolithic cyber organization yet they feel the need to sub-contract as well.

   
   That's because they're all too elite and cushy to deign to do any actual work. That's for the lessers to do. They're all "managers", right down to the toilet scrubbers.
4. 2019-07-21 at 2:33 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Midgets are a race?

   
   Everything is racist today. Doesn't matter who or what it is. It's the new lefty law.
5. 2019-07-21 at 2:31 AM UTC in I sure am glad that GGG stopped posting...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Hold up buttercup, there are forms, non-refundable application fees, credit/background checks, and finally (if you are selected) the initiation ritual.

   
   Now you're being the big ol' meanie.
6. 2019-07-21 at 12:03 AM UTC in Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.

   
   What lie? I think we're caught in a circular situation here.
7. 2019-07-21 at 12:02 AM UTC in Do you wipe your own ass?
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet So you are implying alleged lubrication would cause things to STICK? Is that what you're trying to lie about?

   
   The lubrication would cause the shit NOT to stick to the wipes. Please pay attention.
8. 2019-07-21 at 12:01 AM UTC in Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet

   
   But I didn't go off the clock just to have a smoke, kid. I could go in and out of the store and smoke as I pleased as a loss prevention officer. I just had a smoke and decided to walk around back and have a look, that's all. There's no lie.
9. 2019-07-20 at 11:59 PM UTC in FSB Just got hacked. Reportedly 7+ TB of data leaked.
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Clink that link and you will be raided and sent to a federal penitentiary shortly thereafter.
10. 2019-07-20 at 11:57 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't think falcon is fat enough to be §m£ÂgØL.
    
    
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    Not if they are both fake accounts operated by the same person who is neither.
11. 2019-07-20 at 11:56 PM UTC in Do you wipe your own ass?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet False

    
    The baby lotion on the wipes would lubricate the butthairs.
12. 2019-07-20 at 11:55 PM UTC in Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.

    
    What lie? I said if I was an LP and was off-duty I wouldn't bother apprehending shoplifters. Because if I'm off duty, I'm not getting paid. What part of that is a lie?
13. 2019-07-20 at 11:51 PM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It would now be considered outright racism to throw midgets.
14. 2019-07-20 at 11:50 PM UTC in Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet This doesn't negate the fact you got caught in a lie then ran off when you got called out on it.
    
    
    Not that it matters, it's pretty clear Speedy Parker is your alt

    
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15. 2019-07-20 at 11:49 PM UTC in Do you wipe your own ass?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The shit wouldn't stick properly to baby wipes, because of the butt hair.
16. 2019-07-20 at 11:48 PM UTC in I sure am glad that GGG stopped posting...
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Hopefully you'll fuck off next.

    
    Would you stop being a big meanie, please?
17. 2019-07-20 at 11:47 PM UTC in Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Or maybe he a scared lil bitch

    
    Helladamnleet: User# 204
    
    -SpectraL: User# 8
18. 2019-07-20 at 9:12 PM UTC in I sure am glad that GGG stopped posting...
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Maybe he's not really gone.
19. 2019-07-20 at 9:10 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WellHung I don't doubt that. You seem to be very observant and intelligent. I just never see you using those attributes to help people, or for good purposes.

    
    That's just because I'm evil.
20. 2019-07-20 at 8:25 PM UTC in this is what a real convict looks like
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You can't put a @ in the video tag or it fucks up the link.